Twitter was scary bc within like a month of going public some millennial followed me and I was like. Why do I recognize this handle. And it was because I was reading their homestuck fics on ao3 when I was 14. I didn't know this could happen to people

Jolte ⚡💛

remember when it was the year of the rabbit and everyone drew splatoon characters as rabbits cuz of the prototype. Here{s my three year late contribution to that #splatoon #pearlina #furry???!??!??!?!?

Thank you "twin" for being the gender neutral bro alternative we were all waiting for

Randomly remembered my MLP sona from like 2 years ago (parasprite)

The little Firefox icon in my laptop's battery menu when I open it to check which of my apps is using significant power

his greed sickens me #pokemon #pokemonart #eevee #furry #cat #cats #art #painting

This just happened for real

this video turns 4 this year

Still not gonna buy the new pokemon game but I really like Naveen. We're both boys with big beautiful eyelashes so I feel a connection here. I, too, was swimming in a big white jacket like this when I was a teenager. Unfortunately I was not lucky enough to inherit Alexandria's Genesis as he did

Dreamt I was following a forum thread where someone was doing the "caterpillar challenge" which was living the entire day as a caterpillar (but at night she'd return to being human to post updates.) She made it 100 days before getting eaten by a bird. The whole internet was in mourning over this

The teenager that lives in my head: you said cringe is dead that means you have to let me draw cute wolf girls Me: they’re derivative. The teenager: is cringe dead or alive Me, through gritted teeth: it’s dead

Math now has a full-odds shiny SISTER named Science

Been doing this thing called "toddlermaxxing" where I eat a high-protein omnivore meal (apple juice + chicken nuggets) then I go outside for cardio (running around with a huge stick) but not before I drink my pre-workout (pediasure breakfast drink the doctor recommended so I grow up big and strong)

The humble shepherd realizing his entire flock has escaped their pen and into the dangerous woodland

Self Made Man 🌙 Redux

It has been a good 6 years since I've been in a math class but I tried to calculate the odds of this happening. Just for the hell of it. Dude

Using my artistic powers for BULSHIIIIIT #splatoon

frye is now jolly no longer spooky #splatoon #splatoonart #art

awesome rick edit

Every time I'm tempted to buy Legends Z-A I just remember that Pokemon fans all sound like this tweet

Thinking about how my 8th-12th grade academic decline that necessitated a complete reformation of my personality around being funny instead of smart just narrowly missed my Undertale phase. In the same way you'd think about the time you were almost hit by a semitruck

(The omnipresent spirit of the White Girl possesses me) Fall Christmas is kind of a vibe

His fins look so red and irritated, as if to imply that curling them in such a position for all eternity is causing him pain and agony. I will be making a youtube video titled "The Dark Implications of Big Man Splatoon Animal Crossing Bench" in order to raise awareness for his unfortunate situation

some old marinas I still like!!! from around when side order came out (🧍<-me realizing it’s been over a year and a half since that happened)

Goodra goomy doodle

Would you eat her for 17 silver coins

I added this emote to Kibble's discord server recently. It's a picture of Spamton sculpted from Babybel cheese wax that I found during my Tumblr sabbatical. It really unsettles me. He looks so fleshy and raw and bulbous like the diagrams of skinless human muscles found in a biology text book

Back from my Tumblr sabbatical. Why is the United States government here now

Happy Marina Day

mike is definitely a little clay sculpture!