Cried off work today cause I threw my guts up overnight having been out to dinner for the 1st time in a while. I just can't drink. 1 cocktail on the cruise in Feb and I threw up. Last night I had a Bailey's cocktail. My Mini kidney is dictating the deal. Gotta look after her. She's on her own.

Still not watched anything beyond the final whistle. I saw the Garnacho thing & I'm sure he'll be gone. He's exciting to watch when he's on form but, was asked too much from when he was still a kid. Breaking up the youth that came through at the same time is sad. I had so much hope for them

Just hoping Spurs do something Spursy

The Citizenship reality show. Plz tell me this is BS. I feel enraged. It can't be real. It feels like the world is turning into some dystopian horror movie. It's vile.

#internationalnursesday Hoping all my sisters and brothers working hard in their chosen profession of nursing are having an easy shift. Love you all 🧑‍⚕️🧑‍⚕️

Dutton is a trump wannabe with an Australian accent. So we're lumped with Albanese 🙄however, I'm proud of Australia today for rejecting the homophobia and racism among other trumpism that crept into his policies

Keep it up lads. One foot in the final 🇾🇪

And Atletico down to 10. Come on Captain...step up and do the job. Yessssssssssssssss

Maguire you beautiful make shift striker 🇾🇪

I'm in hospital atm with pneumonia. Won't stop me listening to the match. I'll have to be quiet though. I'm in a bay with 3 other people.

Happy LV-426 Day everyone or if you prefer Happy Demba Ba day

I think I need to start pointing out no DMs unless you're someone I engage with. Wtf to the question 'why are you using photos on your account that aren't you?' 🙄 miffed that they deleted. Sounds like it would've been an interesting chat

Has anyone got footage of Dalot when Harry's goal went in?

What a game!!!! Went from despising us to not feeling quite as pissed off with them. OT must've been mental. Absolute limbs

I was painting today. Did 3 pieces and absolutely hate them all. All apart from this little 4cm bit on one of them...............looks so like a colon 😆😆😆

2 hours to kick off. I can't get the match on the telly. I'll set my VPN to Manchester and listen in 5live. Got immunotherapy tomorrow and would like to be rested before that. I just got snuggled into bed, when Casper decided he needed to go pee. But of course that wasn't enough 🙄

Slowly one by one they all come crashing down Trump, Netanyahu & co will have their day too 🙏

I've lost my bloody glasses. Enlisted the help on my son and searched everywhere. I have no explanation. I'm relying on predictive text to type but can't read anything 🙄

This is my favourite thread today 🥰🥰

I've just been into work to put myself back on the roster starting next week. Only 3 days a week so I can attend my oncology and other specialists/treatment appointments. I'm actually very nervous. I've not worked since December 14th due to hospital stays and treatments.

How about this one @emufc309.bsky.social Cheeky parrots in our dead plum tree in the garden. They're taking a break from eating the pomegranates #lorakeets #parrots #wildbirds

So Canada, UK and Germany have issued travel warnings re travelling to the UK. Can you believe they sent someone off to detention for having a Real Madrid tattoo and posing giving this sign🤘with both hands! Said it meant he was in a gang. Wtaf

It's 35*c outside right now. The breeze feels like being wrapped in a warm, toastie blanket. Regardless of the heat, Casper still managed to manoeuvre himself under a throw. Bloody chihuahuas. Always cold.

Get in there you sexy beast Brunoooooooo

UP THE FUCKING REDS #Glazersout #GlazersoutNow #NotOurDebt #Glazersfullsale

Are we ready for Fulham? We're the cup holders and will have to work hard to retain the cup. I'm feeling faintly optimistic and ready to waste $10 AUD to bet on Fulham winning, as we all know my doing so will guarantee us a win. #UTFR #Glazersout

#Krasnov I would love it if this # goes viral... And better yet.. he will hate it...

I'm in the middle of the ocean heading back to Sydney. It's the last night of the cruise and instead of watching people with far too much staying power, drink and dance, I'm in my room watching Evertonians singing "you're going down". Fckn great 😤

Erikson spraying balls from the midfield like prime Paul Scholes (please) 🥺

Amad 😭🤦‍♀️

Still finding it hard to wean myself off x. The amount of piss boiling going on though with the chaos at the end of the Merseyside derby made for serious entertainment

This is my favourite of the three T-shirts I got. I shall be wearing it on the cruise even though it's like 3 times too big!

Life on Mars

Slab head to the rescue

Yipeeee...my t-shirts arrived today. Generous in size but also that nasty illness has robbed me of a fair few kilos, so definitely nightwear. So happy with them

Why has Tel picked Tottenham over us? Fees, add ons, salary? They're below us in the league. Tottenham ffs. He wanted United, he got Spurs 🤷‍♀️😏

Amad you beauty

Decent first half. no massacre which most thought there would've been

Being a vampire today. Chest x-ray is clear but I need blood to replace what I've lost. I've been very short of breath so I'm back on the good old O² they said the short of breath was down to low hemoglobin. I've had more pricks than the local brothel trying to get cannulas in. Time for a midline

Well beautiful ppl. This is goodbye. To all my followers, Ty for being there for the rants, the banter and fun. I had a renal tumour rupture in my lungs today. They're trying what they can but have said if my heart stops as a result of it, they won't be resuscitating me. United will come good.

Dan Ashworth out 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ so now we have to pay another contract out. Sustainably rules will slam us.

Well worked goal. Come on you Reds. Keep pushing 💪🇾🇪

I absolutely dispute my #Spotifywrapped ! I don't think I have even one Taylor Swift song in my library! And where's Blondie, Joy Division and Killing Joke in that display? Not to mention Radiohead and Eminem

True story 🤣😂🤣

We have 2 strikers both of which have scored 2 a piece in the last two games. Sorry, but I'm.a bit giddy 🇾🇪🥰 #UTFR

Still tinkering to find out our best starting XI Looking forward to this one.

Don't care if it's from the glory days. Rivals saying we're living in the past. I remember this day like it was yesterday. Absolute chaos and loved every minute of it.