Busy ass weekend ahead of me.

Me at the store: *looks at energy drinks. Energy Drink Flavor: SPANKLE SUNSHINE RAINBOW!! Me: But what flavor are you? Energy Drink: UNICORN GLOSSY EXPLOSION Me: That explains nothing. Energy Drink: BIRTHDAY BASH EXTRAVGANZA Me: You're dodging the question.

I am 32 years old and when it snows sometimes I still go check to see if my old school district is going to be open or not because I was so used to them trying to kill us in snow storms.

Genuinely wtf is this? How does Batman versus? Does he throw money at the deity? Does he rich him to victory?

Dad: My Insurance rejected another operation. Me: Why? Dad: I don't know. Me: Which provider do you have? Dad: Oh, Social Security gave me three choices! I chose United Healthcare! They're so high rated!! ME:

I've been on the floor of the bathroom for like 40 minutes. My tummy is very mad at me.

I'm not one into sports. But I am sitting here cheering on my friends raid group like a sports fan. lmao.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *pant* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA There we go.

Oh boy Roll20 is down :D F UUUUUUUUUU N

Fading away again lmao.

holy fuck these new meds have me falling asleep on my keyboard,

Today isn't a good mental health day. But it's whatever. Idk man. Idk what I wanna do anymore.

I'm not about today, and I woke up from an awful dream and I feel like garbage.

Horror story. I opened up a reeses and there were two wrappers on it. I thought it was weird but I shrugged. Then without looking I went for a bit. There was a third wrapper

CW: Self-harm Wake dad up to ask him what he wants for dinner cause I ordered something. Get told to fuck off and he wants to kill himself. hmm

Weird that Genshin is over half a decade old. It still feels like it came out like two years ago.

Men really do fucking suck real bad.

Google, how do you talk to your friends?

Lost ten pounds and dic says I'm pretty healthy. Might not need my blood pressure meds anymore

Locked myself out of my apartment. L m a o

Another day, another dad goes to the ER.

He probably deserved it tbh.

My dad bought a Meta Quest 3S which means I get to literally be Batman

Sea Lions don't exist bro. They're way too silly

Sometimes I just wish the inner voices in my head would just let me think I did a good job. That I didn't mess up or make something worse than it was.

It went okay. But I'm just very bleh tonight.

finally doing christmas here.

My only resolution this year is to make my friends smile if I can.

Post a gif from a movie that released the year you were born.

Pains worse and the doctor can't see me for two weeks. They're fully booked.

I'm in agony bro

Where it all began.

Me... realizing that Inuyasha is an Isekai.

I'm really bummed about the gift shit.

Someone stole all my chirstmas gifts from the mail room. Fuck you. Naughty List bitch. I hope Santa shoves coal down your throat naughty mother fucker.

My FF TTRPG group just literally talk no jutsu'd the BBEG into an ally after meeting him for the first time in a six year compaign.

Shit better have fucking worked because I am tired and overstressed and shit's been hard. I want to write my silly RP and just vanish afterwards for real.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Friends having 🕯 a good Day 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

I ended my sub with Audible, and switched to Crunchyroll. I need anime recommendations. I managed to finish My Hero Academia. Maybe I'll finish Fairy Tail next.

Sister liked her birthday gifts. Now I'm making spaghetti

First look at Leon S. Kennedy in ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🎮

Made a new picrew of me. IT's silly and cute. But also I'm jacked af.

Sneaking into an unoccupied section of a grocery store too to sneakily reply to an RP 😜

Well, i feel like absolute shit.