//You know what? I like you. *makes your Snapdragon look like an actual snapdragon flower* #pvz #plantsvszombies

\\*crawling out of her grave* Uggghhh... I'm back! Yay...? I guess? It's been a while since I last logged in, haha...

Today on Bluesky: Lily gains over 100 followers by doing absolutely nothing.

//this is my child, she has every disease 💔

//banan

*yawn* Don't mind me... Yes, I know it's 4 AM, thank you very much... //Time to post some stuff and go inactive for a week again, woo!

//PvZ Bluesky was really damn shortlived and me still posting here just feels like using a defibrillator on an unbeating heart.

//Apparently I'm being followed by people for having the word "pharmacist" in my username???? Help??????

//Hoku has spent plenty of time thinking about her future career... After brainstorming for a while, she decided to settle with ghost hunting! Who you gonna call?

💫: ...just saw the election results. H-how do you screw up that badly...? Just... How?! Now living under Zomboss' rule d-doesn't seem that bad to me...

Greeting to all my new followers! Happy to see y'all here. Now if you excuse me, I have some experiments to make. Catch ya later!

The block thing is starting, I might migrate to Bluesky permanently... I dunno.

💫: Update: NOTHING EVER GOES AS PLANNED, WHY ME?!

💫: I'm feeling a little stressed... Maybe I should t-take a break from writing and get something to eat...? (I forgot to eat my breakfast again...)

"This might sting..." "Good night, little hero..."

💫: ...can't sleep... Ugh...

//Here's a short guide to Lily's concoctions. Because why the hell not.

💫: All these terms are so confusing... Eh, I'm s-sure I'll figure it out...

get weed sprayed idiot

Buy my medicine.

//It is only fair that I post Hoku reference sheets as well... //I just realized I have too many of them 💀💀💀

//Something, something, Dr. Lily reference sheets...

💫: Oh, I have those in m-my hair... They're fake, though...

//Gotta start posting my old art here for everyone to enjoy (?). Stay tuned!

💫: Oh, what's t-this place...? Hey? Anyone here? ...uhhh, what to begin with... Um, h-hi! Name's Hoku! I'm a 19 y.o. novelist residing in Suburbia! Yes, you h-heard that right... I willingly chose to live in a town overrun by z-zombies, haha.

Looks like I gotta introduce myself properly. Very well. My name is Convallaria Pharmacist, but you can call me Lily of Alchemy. Lily for short. Originating from the world of Steam Ages, I dedicated my entire life to studying medicine in hopes of helping plants and humans alike.

//Fuck it, I gotta start posting my drawings here as well... What do you guys think? Should I post some of my older drawings?

//Just learned that Elon is making AI info gathering on Twitter mandatory starting November 15th. I guess I have more reasons to move here.

💫: Uhm... What am I d-doing here?

I'm not a zombie, but that doesn't mean I can't come back from dead. Hehe.

There's nothing wrong with pirating and emulating old Nintendo games ☝️

I will fucking skin him alive...

Dear Elon Musk, I know where you live and I'm rapidly approaching your location. Start running now. Sincerely, Lily of Alchemy.

i'm so caffeinated rn i can basically teleport instead of running now

can't talk rn, i'm having an anime protagonist moment

i paid 5 dollars to be here