Just landed in Toronto and my heart feels lighter Wouldn’t it be great if Cheeto decided to fuck the fuck off while I’m here 😍 a girl can dream

My plane was delayed because someone forgot their vodka at Duty Free and it wasn’t me

Exiting the States for a few days, as I’m not finding much independence to celebrate.

Happened again at Disney this weekend 😂

Does Barron have bone spurs? asking for a friend

Vikings vs. Steelers in Dublin tickets ✅

Let’s go Lynx!

The guy next to me on this flight just housed an entire Jumbo Sized bag of skittles. I’m impressed. But sad he didn’t offer to share.

Why am I so awkward? I’m in a different state, halfway across the country, and I asked a guy in the elevator if I knew him. I did. But we both felt the weird.

Watching Jeopardy Masters, and for once in my life, I knew a Final Jeopardy that Victoria Groce didn’t. If you need a brainy gal in your life, I’m taking applications 😂

“You can get through anything in life if you have one good friend” I’m the luckiest to have more than one, to have a whole group of badass women who you best be afraid of in dark alleyways.

little man at Total Wine asked me if I needed help picking out bubbles Thank you, sir, here’s my Chandon, we’ll be fine.

Have you watched Sirens on #Netflix Because what the heck?

I’d be so embarrassed to be picked up by a Cybertruck from the airport

My annual reminder

Let’s go Twins!

Duck duck goose?! EXCUSE ME. It’s duck duck grey duck.

Free baseball in Seattle ⚾️💕

Beautiful day for some baseball 😍⚾️ (we do more than basketball!) @michelle275.bsky.social @courtneyfox1.bsky.social

Early morning airports feel like hopes and dreams. Or I just am not fully caffeinated yet.

Let’s go Wolves!

LFG! Back to back champs 😍 #StateofHockey

AWOOOOOOOO, muthafukkaas

Minott AND Garza minutes 😍

Shrieking children 🤢

Chuck Foreman in the house? LFG

Love seeing Shannon in there

Rudy stripping Shai is the best thing I’ve seen all day

Happy #awoo day!

There’s an asshole child next to me wearing a Gulf of America shirt how much shade can I throw?

I smell like a bonfire I haven’t been this happy in…

I’m just enjoying this, if you need to find me.

Ant better be fired up after watching Shai get that award

As seen in downtown Minneapolis Happy #awoo day!

Was asked my hobbies as work today - I explained my perchance to buy a ticket and hop a flight in the same day. They were flabbergasted - after telling me about their 6 kids and how they have to take Grasslyn, Asslyn, Braselyn, and Masslyn, Rashylynn, and Trashlynn to an event. You made your choice

My heart hurts and I wonder how long until we go to war www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...

Anyone else feel like Yogesh is the villain on Jeopardy Masters? am I the only person who watches Jeopardy Masters?

All of these places that are Dog Friendly My cat doesn’t bark, piss on your feet, or chew the furniture. Where can he go? Ultimately, both places are better than those that allow kids.

Have you met the Timberwolves? We suck in the 3rd.

Is Randle proving who won the trade yet?

Q1 highlight? Rebounding! LFG #Awoooooo

These announcers are also mid, at best. 🙄

Sorry not sorry These Oklahoma City arena shirts are mid at best

London = booked 😍

New shirt to add to the arsenal www.rileycrafts.com/products/min...

Cripes, this isn’t even the Stanley Cup yet? what a long and arduous season

Just had an alcohol flavored as a Rocket Pop helllllloooooo summer! I want to freeze this and make popsicles

When did the Midwest get cool?

1️⃣2️⃣ are you freaking kidding me, #Twins

Finally watching Starting 5 and seeing KG in Celtics gear definitely hurts my heart