He’s an asshole. And if you are ok with this, you’re an asshole.

This isn’t the kind of thing that’s supposed to be like, you know, dependent on a specific person

Last night I told my 3-year-old I was very proud of her. She said “well I’m not proud of you.” I said “no, when someone gives you a compliment you can just say thank you” and she paused and smiled and said “you’re welcome!”

This isn’t some kind of boast to make us feel better about ourselves. It is objectively true.

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It seems insignificant, but he needs to put this into a concise, powerful, palatable message. This is what they do: take a small dumb moment, turn it into a lie, keep growing the lie til it’s exponentially more ridiculous. Who gives a fuck what the guy eats. The issue is the lying and it has to stop

Can someone explain to me how this is healthy behavior? This is objectively not healthy.

Had a wonderful experience just now watching Interstella 5555 with my almost 4-year-old daughter. She loved it, and so did I. Great story, great music, dumb that it took me 25 years to realize it

Not me listening to this whole tape on YouTube because it’s strangely compelling

In 2009, a friend of mine called or texted and said “Hey, I heard about this new event in Philly where people are playing music with old video game hardware. This weekend they’re doing a presentation on how to do it yourself before the show. We should go.” And so I did.

Power out on a septa train. Fun

I can’t stand when Instagram is just like “hey guess what? Here’s a blast of audio whether you wanted it or not. I know you’ve been scrolling silently a while, we thought you could just use some disruptive noise.”

For the first time in my entire life, it cost me just a few dollars short of $70 to fill my car. I ended up having to drive a lot this past week, so it’s almost all used up and I’ll have to fill it again soon. That is not peanuts, you absolute piece of shit

I think a good way to measure our current economic situation would be to demonstrate the current adjusted visual for what $240 Wortha Puddin’ would get you today vs in 1994

If more people had this very appropriate response to Trump’s indefensible behaviors, he simply would have absolutely zero power

Again, this is very very very minimally better than the alternate universe in which we got Senator Oz. But I’m still very very very sorry on behalf of Pennsylvania.

Everything on him looks like it’s trying to escape

This is all some of the most pathetic bullshit I’ve ever seen. If I wanted people to vote for me, I would simply have popular positions. Anything else is literally destroying our democracy way worse than any other scapegoat they could scare their idiot constituencies with

I don’t mean to be a fair weather fan but life is so much better when the Phillies don’t suck

Cypress Capitol Hill

Why is it that every time he tells this fantasy story, he mentions how easy the first question is with a pretty good description of it but he doesn’t give many details about the alleged difficult questions that only a genius would be able to answer?

Trump has never made anyone a better person; he has only given bad people permission to show how bad they are.

Just thinking about how it’s weird our ears have a mechanism for closing and blocking out painfully loud sounds but we need to activate it with our hands, as opposed to our eyes or mouth, which can close themselves. I dunno, strange. I’m not a stoner I just have thoughts

I’ve always thought Jennings was just an actor willing to be the world’s worst devil’s advocate because it pays the bills, whether he believes what he’s saying or not. In this clip, he reveals himself to be a true unstable asshole. Never had much credibility to speak of but its all gone now haha

Performance so bad it can barely even be charted

I had a dream I met Dave Grohl and all I could do was rant about how much I loved the drums in “Aneurysm,” and he just kept saying it was “all Kurt”

Nice cartoon. If you can show me a single real-life example that depicts an ICE agent doing something like that, please let me know where I can find that imaginary image.

This is like watching David Cross come up with a Mr Show sketch in real time

Thoughts on Kimmel: It is an extreme joke. It is offensive. If someone made a joke like that about Biden, I’d think they were an asshole. But I wouldn’t expect them to get fired or be held accountable because that side never does that. 2 wrongs don’t make a right, but I’m sick of the double standard

The grownups who support their president posting videos of himself dropping doo doo on protestors? Those grownups?

Dude seriously just said ballroom hahaha

It’s kind of funny watching old movies where Jon Voight plays a real bad guy and realizing the reason he’s doing such a good job is he probably doesn’t realize he’s the very bad guy

Or they could just be doing actual good things and could talk about them in real honest language, instead of making shit up. This is a deliberate choice, because they know the only way they look good is by doing dumb things that only sound impressive to dumb, soulless people

Ok but what if Biden

Jfc this is the most tired and pathetic schtick of my entire lifetime.

I know it’s well documented that Pete Townshend doesn’t give a fuck about selling out, but it feels especially ridiculous to hear a song that’s supposedly about a deeply spiritual religious leader as the soundtrack to a Burger King commercial

“I should do a list” — guy accusing people of being dumb

I just want the Phillies to know that I turned off the game to watch SNL. So that’s where my standards are I guess

The Flea jazz album is awesome, that’s all

“It’s not me, surely it’s the pope who is morally wrong” is next-level self unawareness

So far, Vance’s foreign policy record is yelling at Zelensky for not thanking Trump enough, campaigning for AfD in Germany and Orban in Hungary, getting rejected by the Pope on his invite to the US, and failing in the Iran negotiations.

Just watched Mickey 17. I don’t want to say I hated it but I pretty much hated it. Wow.

I joined some friends for a DnD night yesterday, never really had the opportunity to see it in person before. I expected to just hang out & chill for a bit but they added me & I got to be involved in the campaign. Really had a great time & was honored to be welcomed into such a fun shared experience

This is a great point. Either we take him seriously or we admit he’s crazy. Can’t be both.

I don’t want someone saying TACO to make him be like “Fine, I’ll do it anyway then!” I also don’t want anyone to say his genius diplomacy is what led to this. He’s an unhinged lunatic and this is no way to run a country

Morality and constitutionality aside, how do you propose “eliminating” Iran? We simply do not have the capacity to do this. Republicans live in a fantasy world where you simply describe something and it manifests - a propaganda dreamscape that comes from mainlining Fox News and Twitter 24/7

I feel physically sick thinking about Trump’s endless lying, but I hope for the sake of all of us, he IS bluffing this time. I hope he’s making it all up. I hope he says at 7:59pm “they made a deal and agreed to everything” and it’s entirely made up but he at least doesn’t do a casual war crime

I don’t care about the circumstances at all. There is no situation in which anyone in the entire world is allowed to think he can kill a “whole civilization” and just get away with it and expect good people to support it. Get this asshole’s finger away from the trigger asap for the love of humanity

If this isn’t the bottom, there is no bottom. This is an unbelievably unwell person and anyone who’s not admitting it and taking care of him should be ashamed.