the first admin certainly had some of this, but this time around, it’s just this fucking whiny crybaby bitch shit from every member of the cabinet all goddamned day long. fucking loser ass presidency.

I got a $16 block of Jarlsberg cheese at Costco and I don’t think I should need to validate the urge to just chomp right into it like a giant Gummy bear instead of cutting it up. To be clear, I haven’t actually done it, but god knows I want to

I don’t understand why reporters don’t follow up with “What makes you or RFK jr qualified to talk about this?” When he inevitably responds with his shitty “I use common sense,” have a response or followup question ready. He should not be allowed to just get away with making the world worse every day

This is not an exaggeration

I’m trying so hard to see “both sides” here and put myself in someone else’s shoes. But all I see is Biden doing normal helpful things like try to recover the economy after a devastating pandemic, forgive student loans, etc., and his opponents saying that the country was “no longer recognizable”…

Just saw a buzzfeed list of “things coworkers said that made people feel old” so here’s mine. Someone was talking about seeing a band recently that I had seen open for Green Day in 1994. Which was before some of my other teammates were born.

I know saying “like” a lot while talking isn’t the best human quality but my daughter has started doing it sometimes and I have to say, hearing a 3-yr-old talk that way is adorable

Since the very first assholes appeared in the assholiverse, throughout the lengthy, destructive history of assholery, we have achieved the apex, the apogee, a government almost exclusively by, of and for assholes, the first truly pure assholocracy the U.S. has ever seen.

After many many years of what I’d consider probably the average amount of time breaking glass objects in the kitchen for a typical human, I’ve now done it three times in the past 8 days. Like wtf is actually going on in my life

Can confirm. It’s one of those things where you try a bite and there are a few very confusing seconds but then suddenly it comes together and blends perfectly and ends up just completely making sense. It’s like the food version of hearing a great new song for the first time or something

@jackapedia.design I don’t know anything about this, just saw it in my feed but thought you might be interested?

I just will never understand what people thought they were getting themselves into. Like what the fuck did they expect

One of the single most poorly aged movies of all time has to be “The Campaign.” So much of the absolutely absurd satirical nonsense that happens in that movie has since basically happened in real political life.. it’s sad to think that wasn’t really that long ago. Sigh. Politics sucks.

I generally can’t stand Bill Maher, but god damn this clip is actually absolutely perfect. This is exactly 100% the way we need to be talking to these assholes, from the top (Trump) down. Notice how he shuts him down and the audience cheers. This is how you win the war on truth

This.. all just really sucks. Everything and everyone is going too far. It’s time for our leaders to act responsibly and work out ways for everyone to live together because this is not working.

Highly recommended listening and I legit can’t explain why. It’s strangely compelling and funnier than I ever would’ve thought youtu.be/Gcggss86Fv8?...

If you believe Trump’s signature is forged, I don’t know how to tell you it’s finally time to snap the fuck out of your cult stupor. Enough is enough. It’s been years of you pathetically defending this garbage. You wanted a pedophilia conspiracy, you got one. Sorry your guy is involved, oops

This is so unbelievably sad. I was never fortunate enough to meet him in person, but it was an honor & a thrill to have any kind of connection with him, especially a musical one. His art & personality affected many many people I know, & it was so nice to have been a part of that. He will be missed!

Ask every Republican leader why this is ok and demand an answer. If they say something about it being a joke or overblown rhetoric, ask why that is ok. Keep asking and asking and asking because there is no sane way to defend this.

Here’s the thing. If someone I voted for was generating this kind of bad economic news, sure I’d probably try to defend it, but I’d have faith/hope they’d change course and try to fix it. Trump literally is CAUSING these bad numbers, and there’s no way in hell he’s going to change course.

I know Trump is like always obnoxiously and unapologetically late for everything. And I also know that his attitude is always “Why should I have to do anything for anyone else?” But maybe just this once he could actually consider the optics

I hate to be a conspiracy nut but apparently that’s what we’re doing now, so let me just say: Absolutely nothing about this sounds even remotely true. If he’s actually hurt, of course I do not celebrate that. But this world-class crazy story just happened to happen to a world-class maniac? Sure, Jan

People who work closely with this and the first Trump administration have been telling us for years that this shit is not good. People on the front lines who see the machine in action every day. And a lot of people just didn’t listen. Such an embarrassing sad shame.

Congratulations to everyone who voted for the “Let’s act on things that just kinda *sound* like something rather than addressing the actual problems right in our faces” people

You can say whatever you want about how you support conservative values & think dems are “destroying the country” with progressive ideas. But Trump is quite literally spouting the least patriotic, least democratic, least traditionally American political ideas, and anyone who supports it is insane

Do Trump supporters seriously believe the official explanation that this is from “shaking a lot of hands”? These people allege to be the world champions of The Truth™️ and uncovering the darkest conspiracies, but they’ll allow this insulting garbage to dangle right in front of their faces?

If you’re trying to make it harder for people to vote, stop pretending to give a shit about democracy. Every American - regardless of their political views - deserves to have their voice heard.

Man that took AWHILE

He’s a bad president and he proves it more and more and more every day. I just don’t know how it could be any more obvious except maybe if he were wearing actual clown makeup. And we all know it’s already pretty close to that.

I just do not understand how you see this and think “it’s ok, he knows what he’s doing, he’s a good president”

Is it “doomscrolling” if it’s just everything everywhere? I seriously can’t with this anymore. Just awful news every day. We had such an opportunity with this country and we have blown it.

Been waiting for this for months. Cannot wait. Absolutely cannot wait!!

Just read a buzzfeed list of “29 shows that shouldn’t have been canceled” and I’ve only watched or even heard of like three of them. So I guess it’s my fault. Sorry.

If you actually wanted tariffs for whatever dumb reason, just know that you got scammed. Again.

Finally got to see King Gizzard last night, w/ an orchestra too. I don’t think I was as blown away as I expected/was hoping but I definitely enjoyed it. The orchestral stuff was nice, especially when it was higher energy, but I might prefer to see them by themselves next time? It was neat either way

I once performed a Game Boy song in a talent show on a weird cruise where Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor was a special guest on the ship. I can’t prove she was at that particular event or maybe watching it broadcast over the closed circuit tv but there is a chance she heard my song

Supporting Donald Trump and his enablers is steadily getting darker & darker. It used to just be obnoxious. Then it got dangerous & destructive. Now it’s straight up absolutely evil. The disregard for human rights & decency will not be remembered well, by history or god or whatever your standard is

Worth reading. Really does a good job of summing up a lot of what I love about him

I just don’t know how to tell millions of Americans that the dude they voted for is an absolute abomination of a human

Seriously though is there not one journalist, other politician, world leader… anyone in the world who can’t ask him about these things and tell him to shut the absolute fuck up when he starts saying it’s all a decades-long campaign to make him look bad and he’s been a perfect angel his entire life?

The country is divided and the entire world is on fire but I sleep a little better at night knowing the president is putting all his resources into pressuring an unbelievably successful soda company into changing one of its ingredients

I love Reddit. In recent months, it has kept me sane in so many ways. But it’s also very silly at times. People will create a post like “It’s here” w/ a picture of the record they ordered that’s been available for 18 months. Sure I’m excited for you, I get excited too but what can I add to that haha

I don't know what else to say about the Trump regime other than they have grown more confident they can performatively fabricate and lie with impunity and get away with it. They've become authoritarians - all of them - for they've come to believe in their own power to determine what is true.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

I can’t believe how often these people make me want to use profanity. This is fucking sick. They live in a world where lying is all you can do, no matter how ridiculous it is or how much pain it causes people. Just the worst pieces of shit in US history without a doubt.

I mean, truthfully I love both of these

This is like a weird song I would’ve been obsessed with in 1995 and everyone would be talking about how it was “quirky” but actually awesome. I think also the phrase “slacker anthem” would’ve probably been used even though I’d say it’s only vaguely that youtu.be/eMYf4MlYEyk