He looks like a character from Punch Out! in between rounds like when they’re semi beaten up

I like when a band has their own font. You know what I mean

Donald Trump is deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply unwell

I don’t know what to tell you if you don’t see this as unbelievably racist and hateful and delusional

Yo. This Trump press conference is absolutely fucking insane. This man is unbelievably unwell.

Live your life in such a way that you don’t feel obligated to do dumb shit like this to cover up when you make the tiniest misstep

Despite whatever he thinks he accomplished here, no one will still ever say the words “Nobel Prize winner Donald Trump” because that’s not what he is. And congrats to Machado for again demonstrating to the world how easy it is to get what you want from this disgusting baby

Said it before, will say it again: I know how history is going to look back on this. I know which side is the right side. We just gotta make it through without falling apart.

JFC this piece of shit and his “national security.” Just keep saying it, maybe it’ll actually mean something someday

Velazquez: The American people are upset. They did not sign on for this. The most fundamental principle for the American people is fairness and humane policies, not beating the shit out of people, especially vulnerable women and children.

If your skin isn’t thick enough to handle some rando shouting out an insult to you, you probably shouldn’t be president, that’s all

I’m not sure if it’s worse than I expected or exactly what I expected. But I hoped so bad it wouldn’t be what it is.

Republicans on the Sunday morning shows are generally always some level of nauseating, but they’ve really kicked things up a few notches this morning. Really just fucking gross. If there is in fact a hell, they’re all going straight there and it’s gonna be brutal for them

“Do what Donald Trump tells you or die” Least American shit I’ve ever heard. Go to hell and stay there forever.

I hope when these assholes say “well what about Ashli Babbitt?” the response every single time is “ok sure, let’s talk about how it’s also Trump’s fault she’s dead”

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This specific part of my fridge broke yesterday and I need to order a new one and I think this is going to be the best named object I’ve ever purchased www.geapplianceparts.com/store/parts/...

He’s racist. No way around it.

I watched this halftime show. Nothing about it felt particularly “MAGA” to me. It was just a bunch of surprisingly diverse people performing pretty warm and lighthearted music, in a pretty positive, fun way. If the thing you liked about it was that it didn’t have any Latinos, just say that, assholes

Every. Damn. Year.

In a political climate where tons of moments are notable for being unbelievably awkward and disturbing, this is absolutely S-class

You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls

People say things like “We all know who Trump really is,” “Those who voted for him know what they’re getting” but I don’t believe it. So many supporters will defend the idea that he’s not a scumbag. Truth is, he is. Period. And you’re either ok with it or not. That should be the messaging.

The real divide in America isn’t whether or not you believe this. Literally no one believes this. The real divide is between the people who think lying should matter—and the people who’ll make an exception for our Great Leader.

From what I remember, Penn State has a decently respected meteorology program. Also from what I remember, I went to college with a lot of morons. So I guess I shouldn’t be totally shocked when the weather reports are so often so drastically wrong

Finally just watched KPop Demon Hunters and I’m not ashamed to admit I kinda loved it

I just rewatched the Conan O’Brien Hot Ones and it really is an unbelievable entertainment experience

Here’s a brief summary of the WXPN countdown of the greatest covers of all time #xpncountdown

I struggled with making my own list and never submitted one because it’s just too hard to narrow it down to 10 but I think Yes’s “America” probably would’ve been in contention. Like how many creative ideas can you possibly squeeze into one cover? This song is the answer. #xpncountdown

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The United States is in an abusive relationship with pathological liars

“Bizarre Love Triangle” has a special place in my heart — i did my own cover of it many years ago and got some interesting and cool exposure for it. If any #xpncountdown followers are interested in hearing another take on that awesome song, here it is youtu.be/36M21ylo6OY?...

I know there’s not too much to be gained from hating, but these Weezer covers should be disqualified from the #xpncountdown. This album was the most boring, unimaginative wedding-band-demo-tape collection of covers I’ve ever heard. Africa is an undoubtedly great song but this cover is pointless.

For all the people listening to the #xpncountdown who feel like they need to announce how much they hate Phish: pbs.twimg.com/media/DkEHCa...

I remember hearing this “Tomorrow Never Knows” cover during the pre-show dj set at the King Gizzard show at The Mann this summer. I thought this was pretty obscure, glad it made it to the countdown! #XPNCountdown

You know what’s fun is when you need something at work from someone who’s always kinda difficult to work with and you do everything you can to put it off til you can’t anymore, and you try your best to make it easy for them, and they immediately confirm themselves to be difficult just as expected

I love you WXPN and I know this is all fan voted but there have been some absolutely insufferable covers this morning hahah. I don’t blame you but some of this is rough for Monday morning #XPNCountdown

All the President does all day is sit around being angry about anyone who isn’t making him look good. That’s it. There is no other agenda.

I try not to be too much of an audio snob, but the person who does the mixing for the musical guests on SNL is a fucking embarrassment and should’ve been fired months ago

Ohh yeah, I forgot about this Molly Hatchet version of the Allman Bros. It’s another pleasantly surprising cover that’s much better than i would’ve expected. Feels more hopeful than the sorta wistful and almost sad original #XPNCountdown

Political platform: when I get onion rings at Burger King, I shouldn’t have to ask for the zesty sauce. Nobody orders the rings and doesn’t want that. It’s part of the order

Wow, T-Pain covering Black Sabbath is not something I expected to care about, but damn, this is amazing. First thing I’ve heard on the countdown that is really blowing my mind. I love discovering stuff like this. Thanks @wxpnfm.bsky.social! #XPNCountdown

Again I find myself asking, what did these idiots expect

He’s a racist, hateful, deranged, demented asshole. There’s no other way to look at it. Again, sucks to have to live through this but I know deep in my heart how history is going to look at this, and those of us who see him for who he really is are on the right side.

I’m Wikibear yaaay!

Dunno about you but I don’t think I woke up to enough marketing emails

This really is hilarious

I mean yeah, you can’t totally blame a guy who has damaged the part of his brain that controls his inhibitions. For most people, it’s not really a big deal, but this guy is, yknow, president. So ok, then I blame the people who aren’t keeping him in check. I.e. congress and his cabinet

Do people know what songs are about? Maybe he changed that line about “boys and girls can all be queens” to something about Dairy Queen instead

Is the guy he shot at Cheney’s funeral