it should be illegal for new york times to send this as a breaking news alert

the twins were snoozy

the twitter algo is feeling awful today so here i am

1994 Huckleberry Finn anime

imagine being @ sam nivola updates right now like you are eating good

in another life i'm in japan making autistic youtube content about puyo puyo in this life i'm watching autistic youtube content about puyo puyo

anyhoo

i SEO optimize my tweets so that social media managers can present them in marketing meetings

"don't worry elijah i'll get my treats out"

i have an opinion about him

the vanderpump villa stars posting like it's 2014

vanderpump villa is incredible because i'll think these are the most famous people in the world and then the stars have 10k followers

i'm screening this in Fort Worth 📽️

amy is a TV auteur the christopher nolan of television no one makes things like her

honestly shocked i ate this up like candy there's nothing else like it on tv

strangest thing is i actually trusted you

crown city so good i'm about to move to san francisco

my blender is leaking and vitamix just sent me a link to this container 179$ just going to buy a new machine at that point

okay one more of Sam Nivola then i'm done

even more of Sam Nivola for dust magazine

more of Sam Nivola for dust magazine

Hailee Steinfeld announced her marriage in her email newsletter

why is link sooooooo

no amazing race no dancing with the stars no bachelor no drag race smh

I am so down with HDR compatibility!

nintendo switch 2 welcome tour here we come

they are endgame

fortnite is back on the app store

twitter down fam

i am a sucker for good video game haptics !!!

ALL THE SHINE of a thousand spotlights ALL THE STARS that we steal from the night sky

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shipping nico and evan

okay girl then move to china?

genuinely think y'all are insane for downloading those chinese social apps

now when did bob dylan ever show up on a lime bike

when tiktok is banned and all i have left is dylan efrons snapchat stories

streets are saying elon is buying tiktok

the name being poosh is just

need a remote job so i can quit my current position 😔

oui

selena gomez said "i'm getting that Oscar nom"

he's tall bisexual and has an onlyfans so a lot of you would cave

he's tall bisexual and has an onlyfans so a lot of you would cave

armie hammer had hugh hefner's weird son on his podcast this week btw for whoever needed to know

reset my instagram algo and my feed is so much better

album of the year vs album of last year

the rizzler likes to draw REVEALED

my cheap lawnmower:

nooooooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭