Jamie Loftus is lowkey a 🐐 journalist. Hilarious person who I wish I was friends with. Keep doing your thing queen 👸

Graphics that will make a mf from the south mad. 10 bucks said mf’s don’t even have a bachelor’s degree. Not my fault you’re so stupid you can’t get through school

I didn’t know the term “shit-lib” existed before calling the south broke and uneducated on Bluesky (still very much true to be fair). Tbh shit-lib sucks, and really shows that neoliberals have like 0 creative or funny bone in their body

This is a complicated guy in history but the way he burned the south during the Civil War was a good thing. His use of concentration camps for Native Americans after the civil war was not

embarrassing but also fucking hilarious. The cane tho 😂😂😂

KAI HAVERTZ MAKES UP FOR HIS EARLIER MISS

I like that no one knows who this ref is but he is REALLY bad at his job. PGMOL has done it again 👏 truly inspiring how absolutely incompetent they are

That’s a lot of nut

Broncos country, let’s cry

Safe to say this Broncos rookie draft class was a successful one

The Avs have had such shaky goalies for a while now that I completely forgot what it’s like to have a very solid one. Blackwood sure looked good last night!!

Today I found out there’s a whole subreddit for hating Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and this is one of the posts:

Imagine getting scammed by the Hawk Tuah girl

American news media be like: all the online comments praising Hitler’s death are so terrible and unwarranted! The poor furher’s sister’s daughter was his gf and really cared for him 😥

But he had a wife and children!!!

Chelsea are clearly over celebrating. They beat Tottenham by 1 goal. Tottenham are shit

Very important message from the Sopranos Circle jerk sub

Seems like the IDF and the NYPD (along with other US police agencies) are similar in levels of incompetence. It’s almost like a similar tactic to the adjuster’s should be used to get rid of Netanyahu and his cronies 🤷🏻

How the fuck do you get pink Pilates princess boom bap from Griselda???? What the fuck Spotify? The tech industry is cooked

I let Jesus take the wheel, now he’s smoking meth behind the Chili’s

LA pizza looks AI generated

@aoc.bsky.social please don’t go full lib and be bought by large corporations. I really think you’d make an awesome madam president. We can’t have Kamala and Hillary happen again. Stay being progressive

Love it, girls love lesbians. Men suck this guy proves it. Guess I’m a lesbian now 🤷🏻

Palestine deserves to be free but I can’t afford to support everyone. I’ll send you a portion of my food money tho 🇵🇸

Fuck Isreal please donate to help this poor woman

Fuck they didn’t even consider me for Fox News patriot of the year? I’m going to see my therapist and cry in a corner

I love this new Broncos team but someone needs to educate these youngins. Do the Mile High salute for Terell Davis 🫡 next Pick 6 Pat Surtain

Bald fraud slide incoming

Liverpool just dropped 3 points, we’re coming for that ass

We’re Bo-Lieving. I love that we finally have a good qb. It’s been so long. We can ignore his ints cuz he’s a rookie but homie is talented

Our legal system is fucked. Cops are criminals and we have a rapist as a president. Big 3rd world country vibes

Pep is gonna get fired 😂😂😂 lmao dog

Blood Meridian is a fucked up book. Clearly the man who wrote it was not right in the head. Anyways it’s getting my Latin roots going and learning Spanish & Italian are the next tasks to conquer

Tbh the league might be out of our hands, but Arsenal are back. Mikel holding a champions league trophy would look nice. Liverpool will falter tho, this Arne Slot shit is bs

I didn’t think it was possible with all the amazing music Kendrick has put out but he outdid himself with GNX

Saka, that was DISGUSTING ❤️‍🔥