Did you know? Deep sea anglerfish display an extreme form of sexual dimorphism in which males are far smaller than females. Upon finding a mate, males will latch to her body, fuse with her tissues, then wither away until they are parasitic growth. This occurs because god hates them for some reason.

Did you know? Despite being one of the only mammals with bills, platypuses are not usually named Bill.

Did you know? Despite being considered flightless birds, penguins are capable of flying across long distances when launched from a T-shirt cannon.

Beavers build and own their own house (unlike you).

Did you know? An opossum's lifespan in the wild is only 1-2 years. Or maybe it's longer and they're just faking, I don't fucking know.

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Bears will fucking kill you.