who’s putting bets on that tomorrow night on NYE i’ll be in bed by 9pm lmaoooo

24hrs left of 2025 and i’m gonna be sleeping for the next 8-10 of them 🙂‍↕️ (it’s midnight in the UK)

not me and my mum making the most of our ESTA’s and pulling our NYC trip forward from 2028 to 2027 🤩

wish i could miraculously get 469,657 XP in 24hrs 🙃🙃🙃

i reallllly wanted to reach level 67 on pokemon go before the new year but i am still 500k XP off 😭😭

any girl wanna fall in love with me in 2026 or am i just destined to be alone x

me: i’m not leaving the house today also me: *somehow ends up in starbucks*

how do i always end up starbucks

me being 32 years old adult moving away from the queue when my mum buys alcohol because they might ask me for my ID 😭 the bane of looking 12 years old x

jokes on all of you that said she wouldn’t get me the game.. she in fact didn’t get me the game but she DID give me £60 to buy the game 🤍🤍🤍

anyway good morning! i’m going into town later because i just need to wake up first properly otherwise i’ll be complaining 😂

the one thing i am doing is “drinking around the world” at epcot because last time i went to florida i was 13.. so i was a little off legal drinking age 🤣 now i am gonna be 33 so i’m pretty sure i am allowed to hehehe

i need to plan my 14 days in disney & universal for next october bc i gotta factor in a couple of rest days of just going walmart & getting snacks and walking round disney springs / kissimmee so we don’t burn out in the first week we are there 😂

my ESTA has been approved!! now as long as i don’t get turned away at the american boarder next year i should be all dandy to get in and go to orlando!

Floating into 2026 like there’s nothing wrong

when the time comes where i need to put my socials on the application.. i will be deleting photos and posts etc about everything and you won’t see me for months and if they ask why i didn’t put anything i can show them that i haven’t used it in 6+ months hahahaha

i didn’t put my social media on my ESTA bc that shit is still optional on the application and i am not exposing myself until i absolutely have to lmaoooo

i did done my ESTA and it’s awaiting approval 😅 i hate that it’s not approved straight away nd it’s making me worry that i did sumn wrong hahahaa 😭😭

i need to do my ESTA for the US for next year but the anxiety of doing it and it not getting approved is so real EVERY SINGLE TIME I DO IT

anyway thank you for getting me past 900+ friends, the road to 1k is looking like it’s gonna happen 🥺🤍

it’s even worse now i’ve found she’s almost 50 😭

cannot get over being blocked by a 30 something year older just because i said i liked the food at starbucks and she didn’t 😭😭

my body after chugging energy drinks all week:

guys i am so close to level 67!!

my mum to my nephew constantly: no! no don’t do that! no not that! no or that! no just look at it! no put it back! no stop throwing! i’m howling 😭😂

aye finally got a shiny stantler WITH the bells xo #pokemongo

i really need to stop drinking so much monster and eating so much junk food but i just, you literally only live once why spend it eating salad & drinking water 😭😭😭

anyway time to spend the rest of my day on house flipper 2, watching fbi and rotting in my bedroom <3

everybody has different opinions on food and to block someone purely for that is actually insane, nothing is ever that serious 😭

broooo why did i just get blocked because i said i was eating at starbucks, someone replied saying the food is expensive & nasty and i just replied saying “it’s nasty for you but i quite enjoy the food there” AND THEY BLOCKED ME???????

i purposely haven’t eaten bc i know ill be eating at starbucks but i am so hungry pls hurry up dad 😭

good morning ⛅️ happy monday to everyone who is still off work until the new year and also a happy monday to everyone who is back, i hope your day goes quick, but not too quick because i would like to enjoy my week off as slowly as possible (sorry not sorry) 🫶🏼

me being an adult who can go to bed as late as she wants when it’s not a “school night” but still chooses to go sleep at 9pm 🙂‍↕️🫶🏼✨

me saying “where’s my hairbrush” is a daily occurrence bc i put that thing in the most random places than when i actually need it i cannot find it and i cannot find it 😭😭

guys i’ve been playing house flipper 2 and watching fbi for hours but i finally showered and brushed my teeth lmaoooo

okay now i’m dipping, see y’all in a few hours x

you know when someone dms u and ur like “oh nice new friend!” then they start asking questions like “you single?” “you ever been in a relationship before?” “let’s get to know each other better” like girl it’s been 5 seconds, stop being so full on 😭😭

anyway my social battery is drained from the last few days, i need a day where i just ignore everyone and play house flipper 2 💀 love to you all but i gotta dip <333

me waking up: good morning!! my whole timeline: good night!! timezones are so weird 😭

bruh i KNEW as soon as i posted this someone would unfollow 💀💀💀

Post a random GIF, and everything will go good in 2026! (maybe the reason i don’t have v good years is bc i always skip these so lemme see)

ah thank you for 900 friends on here! i appreciate you all sm 🫶🏼

idk how to unchronically disconnect myself from my phone 💀

ordered food, playing house flipper 2 and watching FBI, knowing that i don’t have to be at work until jan 5th and i can be lazy is everything 😭

can’t wait to take my makeup off and go on house flipper until i go to sleeeeeep

getting tipsy/drunk in your own home is the most comfortable you’ll ever feel, everything is just there, the comfort of your own toilet/bathroom, the comfort of your own kitchen, the comfort of your own bedroom, it eases sooooo much anxiety xo

guys why does this wine taste like squash?????

my social battery for family is dying like pls can we just eat curry and then i can go back to my room, i need to be alone 🙃

i got the spookiest candle for christmas!

stranger things 5 vol.2 is done.. now onto house flipper for the next 4hrs until we have a curryyyy