there are really countless ways to show how terrible Padres hitting is. Infinite angles

if you ever see pro-Dodger content from me you'll know why

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Depeche Mode The Smiths New Order Tears for Fears OMD Stan Ridgway Devo Pet Shop Boys Echo & the Bunnymen The Stranglers

so good Padre pitchers suck against the Dodgers. Great formula

if Vasquez sucked we be fucked

Padres game on my tv said I needed to go to NBC or Peacock. Neither shows any sign of a game but my laptop is fine. I pay a lot for mlb.tv

my 82 year old mom is texting me that Canning is not a major league pitcher

Duran knows the challenge. No more Fermin!

I love seeing a pitcher strike someone out and then turn their back in triumph and do the little walk around

strike em out throw em out with Freeman and Betts is pure poetry

Ohtani hit himself with a foul ball. I doubt he had thought to bet on that possibility but who knows

ah, all is fine

The Tijuana Toros reached out to Luis Arraez, hoping that no MLB would be interested www.nytimes.com/athletic/728...

what would happen if the clubhouse guys decided to make only enough Gatorade for the players to actually drink during the game

on the list of bottom 20 in MLB for OPS: Tatis Merrill Machado Fermin would be there if he had more ABs to qualify That's 44% of the lineup

I keep seeing how we’re waiting on Pivetta and Musgrove. It’s much healthier to stop waiting and assume they’re out the season. Anything better is gravy

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Andujar did not look good at third but he has in fact played there a lot

waffle, eggs, hash browns, toast, and coffee is happiness at Waffle House

grounders left, fly balls right. Wax on, wax off

good for Merrill. You can see him yelling Laureano off

Fermin is awful at ABS

I like this banter with Peavy et al

Fermin just sucks

Merrill knocks in Machado. There we go!!!

HOLY MUCHO SHEETS

the top of the Padres order

I say again

this is someone I know. Super cool www.purplerow.com/colorado-roc...

I thought the middle one could not be filled by a Padre but belatedly learned that the Yankees put Winfield at third for a few games

Padres run differential

stop all this bad baserunning!!

Tatis leads the league with 5 CS and only 10 SB. There is some terrible decision making going on

Dan Wilson’s ejection shows how effective that bullshit it is in energizing your team

Duran with an HR as his first MLB hit as an older rookie is just beautiful

Buehler actually went 5

check out Dukes’ Padres cap

this manager arguing is just dipshittery. Go away.

somehow we keep getting it done

no hitter gone

first AB was truly atrocious

jfc it’s Eric Karros again

Tatis breaks out tonight

reading Brad Balukjian’s The Wax Pack. One of his interviewees is Garry Templeton and I love how good (and friendly) a guy he truly is

Matt Waldron was put on the IL to deal with a case of being a bad pitcher

Padres run differential in both fahrenheit and celsius

I had no meetings today, perfect time for baseball on the east coast, and they do this to me

why do all the arguing when you can challenge

Griffin Can'ting