I love being a few weeks shy of 25 and feeling so hot and sexy when I stand up or sit down and go "euuuggghhhh ouch my legs/knees/back/shoulders/soul"

not the biggest scent hound in the world, but when I've managed to snag sweaty shirts from two particularly hot Dads... kind of just want to spend the whole day with my snout buried in them and jerking off (but don't tell them okay it's super embarrassing)

BTW! Some trans men are big ol bears without visible abs and have great big fat fucking pussy lips that look like ballsack. That is allowed fyi.

maybe I'll start going by Pup Finch - BB does it mean BootBlack? BareBack? BubbleButt? BreedingBitch? Beaten/BruisedBoy? BaterBro? BallBuster?

I'm so tired of handshakes, why can't I just flop out my limp wrist for them to kiss my hand

he/they k.o.!!

today I've gained one more reason to have a leather glove fetish: turns out that you can lick and suck fingers for conditioner application!! only took me way too long to figure that one out

6 years on t and all I got was this lousy big dick that gets harder the more you suck or hit it and a hole that's constantly wet and begging to be abused and bred oh and like 15 chest hairs 😎😎

come get treated to some disco and puppy kisses this Sunday!! (two of the best things in the world imo)

I think... I will only be doing chores while I'm in at least some gear because apparently feeling hot makes one more productive

y'know now that I think about it, me spending hours upon hours reading and rereading my Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds as kid explains... so many things

happy pride month, my hours are suddenly getting cut, store owners and manager are assholes, and I would just like for once to have a job where I'm not treated like an incompetent idiot even though I'm doing a damn good job with limited/nonexistent supplies and support

gonna be So Normal at work today and tomorrow if I get even the slightest inkling of kink off anyone coming into the store (I will be hopping on grindr and scruff Frequently)

waiting for the inevitable moment when I walk near my place of work iml weekend and run into a coworker while looking So Totally Normal

cock polishing

and a very happy mommy's day to the women who take pride and pleasure in beating and bullying other people's sons 😌😌

plantsitting for @mischiefpup.bsky.social means cozy toasty sun time in comfy balcony chair

Huberd is getting a bunch of cutie marks, can't believe it took me this long to decide on putting my pins on him

ah, it's looking to be another beautiful weekend of being in puppy brain almost the entire time while out and about, you love to see it

puppy got a new job! and also turns out puppy is gonna be part of a new store opening!! so puppy is Very Scared!!!

I think one of the most fun parts of hrt is the power of Ovulation like, doesn't matter what flavor of hormone you're taking, the Need to Breed is an unbeatable force for some (it's me I'm some I've been dying)

portrait of a good listener

okay so I legit want to make it A Goal to go to imsl/bb next year, I keep hearing so much about it, and I Know it would be so much fun, stating this to the internet to hold me accountable (assuming I don't fall into like, financial dire straits)

I am this (🤏🏾 this) close to adding dick and hole(s) pics to my resume and cover letter because WHY is it this hard to even get an interview, and if that doesn't help me Stand Out I don't know what will

well, it turns out the combination of bootblacking an entire weekend, along with not jerking off the entire said weekend and huffing one of Daddy's shirts as he's fucking me after waking up from a sex dream... causes the wettest leakiest pup the world has ever seen

platypup checking in for the last day of iptc, I'll be at the stands from now to 3, with Pocket and Sparkie wrapping it all up at 5

iptc day two, this time I've got Steve with me, here until 1 and then back again at 4:30 (with Pocket and Sparkle working today too!)

Huberd and I are here and ready to rock and roll!! we'll be here the rest of the day, then back again tomorrow and Sunday!

day one of iptc! I... will fight the urge to stay comfy cozy all day

next job I apply to, fuck a normal cover letter I'm just gonna say "I have service sub inclinations and a praise kink, tell me I'm a good boy and that I'm helping so much and I'll be the best employee you've ever seen"

I love that sometimes kinks are just so silly, like balloon lovers sure do love their balloons, to me it's just a random object, but it has the ability to make some people Incredibly Horny

oh my god, so for one of my meds I have to call over the phone to set up delivery and stuff and the person on the phone with me literally sounds like "number 15, burger king foot lettuce" I'm losing my mind

you can catch this pup working on boots and more at CODE night starting at 10 at the Baton! I've still got plenty of post-valentine puppy kisses for everyone's gear :3

talking to a coworker about music, she's baffled by how I don't know a bunch of artists, then I had to say "girl listen I grew up on contemporary christian and country music" and she was like "ohhhh this makes sense now"

having the realization that part of my attraction to silver hair may come from my major childhood crush on Danny Phantom

had a dream last night where I was at some small party/gathering and when it was time to leave, someone said "c'mon tiger, let's go" and I've never so suddenly woken up from being so violently horny, idk if it would have the same effect irl but it gave me tingly feelings

ngl I'm kind of over winter, I wanna go back to wearing my slutty little shorts and overalls, it's cold and dark and not hot and sexy at all

breeding freak pin acquired

might as well have my first picture on here be my dick

that big beautiful man with a little grey in his beard and is killing the choreo for Jennifer Hudson.. if he needs a dog I'm ready and waiting