Another rapture thing happening Tuesday? Here's an extensive (and exhaustive) list of failed Christian Mystiscm. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

[2237AD] *taps the touchscreen* "And this is 2025 where a furry shot incel and everyone decided 'DEMOCRACY IS THE BIG GHEY'"

A national divorce is the only logical answer. Redraw the Mason-Dixon line and let them have military grade weapons and Sartre's 'absolute freedom'.

It's 2032. Conservative ideology has taken over the entire fabirc of society. Church is mandatory, every day is a Donald Trump holiday. After Amazon and Apple take most of your Kirk Dollars you can buy a food ration. That last remaining Dem sends a strongly worded message.

So Ben Shapiro, an Orthodox Jew, is taking over TPUSA. What could possibly go wrong?

YAY!

Hey Dem's introduce a Charlie Kirk Gun Control Act right now ya bunch of cowards.

The speed in which the right wing media went from "leftist trans psycho" to "disturbed man in need of help" has proven Einstein wrong. Things do travel faster than the speed of light.

Charlie Kirk once mused that we should bring back public executions and that children should watch. So, I guess, be careful what you wish for.

9/10 broke 9/11 woke?

Kirk: Palestinians dont deserve a home Kirk: Vaccines kill people Kirk: Children must die for the 2nd amendment Kirk: A lot of nuance with sexual consent Why are leftist libtards so awful?

Time to send the national guard into Utah. Sorry I dont make the rules.

Ouch

Farm foreclosures make for prime data center real estate.

Employers will plaster "If we dont take care of our customers someone else will" all over the workplace and pay their employees $11.50 / hr. Lol what a joke.

Happy Fleet Foxes weather everyone!

Went to bed horny in a Soundgarden shirt and woke up with a Badmotorfinger

Billie Jean King Diamond

Oligarchs have set expectations so low that when they finally feel threatened they can default to "Okay fine we'll go back to the way things were". Except the way things were led to oligarchs in the first place.

If Trump is dead then hey that's great. But possibly one of the few checks and balances we have is Trump's insatiable need to be liked. He cares about his image and his brand. He's immoral, but not amoral. Vance has none of those characteristics. Vance is a shameless, Christian nationalist.

With the holiday season just a few months away this is essentially a "War On Christmas". The Onion is just a prophecy at this point.

Them: "You will have to take this through the proper channels." Also them: *controls the proper channels*

I always ask myself "What exactly are conservatives conserving?", and apparently it's the logo of a restaurant they never eat at.

Okay I can get down with Make America Clean Again. At least they're being useful for once.

Trump: Does stupid dumb illegal shit for 10 years. Liberals: Mmmmmm Trump is bad mmkay.

Me two hours after I eat the second edible because I thought the first edible didn't work.

I see a lot of memes and posts about Trump dying in office and the celebrations that will take place, but I say be careful what you wish for, because things will get so, so, so much worse under President Vance.

Fappy Gilmore.

"The Jews and disabled are fair game, but we get to keep the Romani? Yeah I'm down." 🙄

I'd have a Puppers.

Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic.

"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer" Same energy.

If you sometimes feel like you don't know what you're doing remember there are pizza shops out there that put the basil on their margherita pizza BEFORE it goes in the oven.

Now we're talking!

Without the cracker and the barrel it looks like Croft and Barrow for confederates.

Tom Morello posting a fresh ass FUCK ICE play list open.spotify.com/playlist/5M4...

Please, by any means necessary, own the God damn libs and show us who's boss. Added bonus: the libs HATE isotopes.

Me at 4:00 PM on a Friday until 7:30 AM on Monday.

It's important to read this over and over and over because nothing in your life has become better since Reagan.

The Shawshank Red Dead Redemption

I've been working with Google's Gemini AI model all week and finally crossed a finish line for a big home project. For now our AI overlords remain humble. For now we are safe.

Alien Earth is fantastic. Every episode ends with a metal song that ties in with the story. Absolute bonus.

Grey Rest Day

For a "movement" that doesn't believe people can be born in the wrong body they sure as fuck hate their own body.

Whenever women encroach on previously male-dominated spaces you will always find giant man-babies filling their diaper with testerical rage.

@kristyclueless.bsky.social One for your collection.

I can hold a grudge with the best of them, but nothing close to "We hated the civil rights, voting rights, and feminist movements of the late 60's so much we staged a 50 year long campaign for a pedophile to end America" level of conservative spite.

Hey look another form of male contraception that men wont use!