Not a goal. Clearly impacts it putting the ball in a position to score. They make it up week to week, absolute frauds

38 shirts uploaded to my Instagram and I'm only a quarter of the way 😮‍💨🤣

4 wins out of 5. Our top defender out injured for ages. Our top midfielder suspended for the last 3. And no real striker as yet. Amazing stuff

Sending Dyche packing back to Nottingham with a beating, lovely stuff

Not bad for a fiver!

Since i slagged him off Richarlison has made me look a right twat. Fair play lad 🤣👏👏

Trying this again. Any follows appreciated, will follow back obviously 💙💙

Sponsorless is ALWAYS better 😍

Shirt porn for £11! Love Vinted 😍

Quite pleased with this way of displaying my shirts

Book Mbeumo for diving, cheating prick

Talking of Nike kits, the one that still eludes me. Can't find it anywhere 😪

2 solid away performances and one utterly shite home one. Footballs a strange game lol

Deflection but I'll take it

Barrys just not suited to the Prem. Some people need to open their eyes and see it

Bournemouth with superb pre match tunes 🤘🤘🤘

Everton all over. As soon as they get a chance to actually move up the table and get some momentum, they shit their pants

Fucking embarrassing

Gutless. Cowardly. Shite

When you have zero cutting edge up front mistakes like that kill you

Pickford having a fucking mare today

Whenever Everton have a chance to climb the league they always fuck it up. Loser mentality

And so it begins....again 🤣💙

New football shirts Instagram page 💙

Gueye you fucking idiot

Can we just bin Coleman off now? Hes busted

£8 off Vinted, bargain!

Jesus that Birmingham stadium is just embarrassing. Whoever designed that needs to change careers, it's THAT bad!!

Just seen Bon Jovi doing 'It's My Life' 2025. Sorry Jon, time to admit it's over 😪💔

Holy shit ive actually managed to get into my account, huzzah!!

Glad Leeds are getting a beating after Monday night. Not that i'm still bitter....🤣

Do they do medicals on Sundays?

Love seeing this pissing around at the back punished like that. Lovely stuff Spurs 🥰

Up front for Everton

Estevao looks a bit tidy

Fucking hell I've seen it all now. Fans saying we should complain to the Friedkins cos players don't want to sign for us 🤣 Have a fucking day off ya bed wetting virgins 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So...what player are we going to be linked with that Bluesky will all think they know better and hes shite??

Everton are really missing out on all the so called transfer experts on Bluesky. They clearly know better than the ones trying to do the job itself....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Deserved fuck all in fairness but still shouldn't be cheated out of a point by a bent ref

This lot are fucking embarrassing. Toothless, clueless and gutless

Anyone who thinks thats even remotely a penalty you gave zero right watching football. You're literally a clueless cunt

New season, same bent officials. These cunts need fucking shooting, fucking crooks

The players look like they've never played with each other before ffs

Fucking keystone cops so far

Loving seeing the young mascots shake hands with the players and the smile on their faces as they meet their heroes. Lovely stuff 🥰🥰

That West Ham keeper looks absolutely shocking!

Oh Richy thats filthy 😍