Season 2 of Samurai Jack done. Not much to report. This season is a lot more comedic than the last and for the most part, I'm not that into it. I preferred when it played more serious. I'm still watching but I'm very much on autopilot mode...

Said it before and I'll say it again: BlueSky will never DM you about potential suspension. If it's not via email, it's not authentic. If you receive a message like this, do not click any links they provide. It will lead only to a spoof login page where they keylog your account details. Stay safe.

It was nice of Nintendo to give them all those free Nintendo products just for saying "Nintendo" so much...

The Art of Tom and Jerry Laserdiscs have just reminded me of something. Three of my top four favourite cat and mouse shorts were all released in a small seven month window between August '46 and April '47. They're also all available on one side of the same disc. Not bad...

Quite possibly the funniest bit Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera ever did. You know it, you love it and you can absolutely hear it from this one image.

I haven't reviewed the best Tom and Jerry short ever made? Oh we simply can't have that. I didn't even watch it before writing out my thoughts... on the other hand, it's only 10:20. I got time for it! boxd.it/bCFebT

Finally catching another Simpsons episode on Disney Plus. Oh look, Bart's finished fourth grade again. What's this, the 35th time? He decides to spend weeks playing VR games in bed. I absolutely cannot relate to that. I was parked in front of the downstairs TV watching Cartoon Network in my day...

At least once a day, I will scream these immortal words to the heavens: "Where the hell is my fucking hairbrush?"

Season 2 of Samurai Jack done. Not much to report. This season is a lot more comedic than the last and for the most part, I'm not that into it. I preferred when it played more serious. I'm still watching but I'm very much on autopilot mode...

Richard Horvitz: Wonderful as Billy in Billy and Mandy and Moxxie in Helluva Boss...

Drop something blue 💙

Letterboxd broke today but now it's up and running and you can check out my wonderful insightful words on these shorts!!

I just saw a Samurai Jack episode where Jack spends a portion of the episode naked because a white rabbit or something took his clothes... Not gonna lie, it was weird and not necessarily the good kind...

Had a flawless game of Battleship on Sky Interactive once. Sank every CPU piece before it could get a single shot off. Unfortunately I didn't have it recorded so you'll just have to trust me. It's OK, my word is impeccable so this shouldn't be a problem! 😁

One of the greatest games ever made. Anyone who can't comprehend its flawless majestic appeal is an uncultured swine.

One of my friends is a massive Silver fan. I had him play Silver's campaign. It took him 14 in-game minutes (probably 20-25 mins real time) and at least one Game Over to beat just the first level. It crushed his soul. This game is garbage.

This is probably a massive stretch but should I include the T&J segments from "Anchors Aweigh" and "Dangerous When Wet"? Sure, they're not the mains but when people remember those movies, they remember the cat and mouse... Plus let's be real, them not being the mains is hardly a new issue here...

It took me a full hour to get to the reviewing. I'm losing my touch. I am so sorry... anyway, nothing much to see with this one. boxd.it/bCt4FZ

I often wonder why my laptop's hard drive doesn't have that much space and why everything runs slow. I then remember I have a 50GB video file of TV commercials that I refuse to delete because I need it...

Realization last night: I should really watch these two for the T&J Tier-list. I did the two Special Shorts, there's no excuse for forgetting these two, especially since they're from Bill and Joe. This should be interesting. I think I've seen Karate Guard once and I've never seen The Mansion Cat...

Tom and Jerry's voices are still irritating but at least the trailer is being upfront about who the actual main characters are...

But knives are cool and fun and sharp...

IT MEANS "NO WORRIES" FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!! IT'S OUR PROBLEM FREE PHILOSOPHY!! Momentai. I am really good at remembering song lyrics 😁

I fucking love Tom and Jerry when they're walking. Even if the cartoon isn't great humor-wise, you're usually in for a treat when it comes to facial expressions and walking cycles...

Looking at my Letterboxd account, I have covered 28 of the 114 shorts in the Hanna Barbera catalogue. I still have a month to cut down on that, otherwise I'm gonna have my work cut out of me... Reminder: I'm planning to review every single one of them. It's part of the job as "Tom and Jerry Guy".

A couple more cartoons knocked off the list before December. Don't play with fireworks, kids!!! boxd.it/bC7FNx

It's a weak ending gag for "Cue Ball Cat" but as a massive pool fan, I remember watching this when I was a kid (with no concept of "cartoons vs reality") and being obsessed with pulling off a pool break as strong as Jerry's. I'm sure it'll surprise you to know I never once pulled it off...

No mice babies for Gerald Mouse...

Jerry may want people to be safe but remember back to this, arguably the most violent Tom and Jerry short of the Golden Age. Don't replicate anything the cat and mouse did with explosives in this cartoon, folks!!

Take note of the cartoon mouse, UK humans. Don't play with fireworks. If anything, don't even buy them and light them. Stay in and watch TV with the kids and/or pets...

I wanna watch Cue Ball Cat. I really should watch Safety Second since people are playing with boom booms... but nah, I want the pool one.

Love those periods of absolute silence you get every now and then in Samurai Jack. No dialogue, just the atmospheric sounds of wherever Jack may be. In a jungle, in the desert, climbing a mountain, whatever.

I can attest that season 2 episode of Samurai Jack is 100% accurate. This is indeed how all Scotsmen look and act. Trust me on this.

I remember rediscovering an old Cow and Chicken episode a decade ago where Chicken sneaks into the girls bathroom at school and has a real boy moment when he sees a tampon machine and thinks they're selling cigars. It's a really funny moment but it's impressive this episode actually made it to TV...

Back to that Samurai they all call Jack. Let's see how much of Season 2 I can do...

I'd get together all of my Tom and Jerry home media but I'm feeling lazy so here's three copies of Tom and Jerry: The Movie. We have my original Cartoon Network recording December 2000, the retail VHS tape I bought a couple years back and the Laserdisc release, the best way to watch this film!!

When I marathon a TV show, I normally skip the opening and closing credits to save time. If I do rewatch Fat Dog Mendoza, I absolutely will not skip the intro. Sure, the show sucks but it has one of the best theme songs in the history of television animation...

Had a genius idea. Notepad is REALLY good on Windows 11. Multiple tabs and it's almost impossible to accidentally delete something. Now if I can't find my old posts, at least now my trust old computer text thing will remind me of what I need to watch!!!

After the past week of posts relating to the New York mayor election, I have to look up the definition of "Aloof"... That's what it is? Sounds like my in-laws. They're not the friendly type...

If you're holding a contest to find the rudest person in your group, is it called a jerk-off? Yeah, this is gonna be a good day 😁

At this point, they might as well just make Stitch Disney's mascot. Even after 23, he remains highly marketable. I don't see Mickey Mouse on facial wipes, do you? I rest my case...

This feels like a build-up to a sci-fi horror film. After having her face burned by a thrown firecracker, Julie goes insane and vows revenge on the morons throwing those explosive things without a care in the world... Don't play with fireworks, kids. In fact, just don't touch them at all...

Finally managed to experience the magic of "Hey Joe". I swear, I could feel the floor below me shake. Even from beyond the grave, Jimi Hendrix managed to trigger a quake under my house 🤘🤘

I will never stop with the cat and the mouse. I have a better chance of cutting my hair short and I've been refusing to do that for 17 years!!

Someone better update the official animal books to include hot dogs!!

Billy and Mandy is one of my favourite shows from my Cartoon Network days but at the same time, it's really funny to me that the only reason I got into it is because by 2007, the Cartoon Cartoons block in the UK sandwiched it between Ed, Edd n Eddy and PPG. 10 minute wait? Screw it, I'll watch...

Brendan Fraser is coming back for a new Mummy movie. Luckily I know of a stuntman who looks a lot like him. Sure, he decked Brendan in the face back in 2003 but I'm sure they can work past that!!!

The wife saw tits in her sewing class.