Haven’t posted on here in months yet won’t delete just incase I miss something good that’s not been posted on every other form of social media 💀🤣

🚨NEW VLOG🚨 First trip of the year to a very snowy Energylandia. The Winter Kingdom Event has a reduced ride lineup but I still got to experience Zadra & Hyperion for the very 1st time! Find out what I thought on YouTube ☺️

5 weeks until my first trip of the year! 🎢😍

Tonight at 8pm www.youtube.com/live/A2LKP1O...

Just had my first creme egg of the year and it was bloody sensational

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Anyone staying on site for Towers opening weekend?

I think for the first time in 5 years I am sacking off Blackpool opening weekend. I’m secretly sad. However replacing the pouring rain and no rides open with Gotham city escape seems like a worthy reason 🙌

Just polished off a “serves 6” trifle in 15 mins. Zero regrets

Right, own up! Which one of you has given me the lurgy?! 🤧😫

This was our 3rd Christmas coming to Walsall scaremaze and it just keeps getting better and better. An awesome night with awesome friends 💚

Iv decide that I’m the biggest lightweight in the world 💀🥳

I’m pretty sure I’m the queen of procrastination 👸🏻💀

The less said about my Spotify wrapped this year, the better. I will be gifting the kids their own Spotify accounts for Christmas as I simply cannot be mugged off for the 3rd year in a row 🥲🤣

+15 this year. Poor show

Iv come to work in a tracksuit full of cat hair. Thats the level of enthusiasm I have for the day 😵🥲

Howeverrrrrrr Parque Warner is open 👀 Basically I just need to go somewhere for opening weekend that it’s not gonna be -5 and pissing it down

I’m missing the Friday of closing weekend for a gig. So if you could all do me a favour and keep your spoons dramas for the Saturday it would be greatly appreciated 🍿

Was planning an opening weekend trip to PA only to discover that Ferrari land isn’t open until April 😭

So far my timeline is just pictures of space and people hunting for magic mushrooms. Hurry up algorithm and do your thing please 🤣

At risk of sounding old….i have no idea what I’m doing here 🥲