Frodo leaving Sam to drown would be an even funnier ending than the Titanic

Elessar Telcontar is so hot

Why do people bother using chatbots? Like how is it any better or more reliable than before

Young grocery store gal is talking to her older male coworker about fashion, sees me just standing there looking for something and goes "wow, now you are a fashion statement." NOW thats a compliment

I hate getting hit on. No, Im not interest and Im not flattered. Idc what your gender is

Swettie mellie

Trailer Park Boys might lowkey be the most pro-LGBTQ show at the turn of the century

Bubbles really screws himself out of a good deal, 12 bucks a month to live out of a van when Ray was spending $14/mo on his 35 year mortgage on his trailer

Say hello to my two fists: Evelyn and Crabtree

Old man take here: the History channel should go back to 24/7 footage of the horrors of the atrocities in WW2. Normalizing this as being "edgy" is not fucking cool.

We're one of a kind, no category Too many years, lost in his story Free to take our crownjng glory For five more minutes, we're six 🎶

Men are so obsessed with being seen as manly that it sometimes posturing becomes a core peraonality trait

Oh my god depop just did an update that lists the clothing maker while scrolling. Now I dont have to click on something just to see its Shein

Halp I have nut in my mouth and I can't get it out

The bowler hat man from hill house will never cease to give me goosebumps

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue is SO f'king good Im loving it. Easy to read and yet so well written.

Is there any chance Victoria Pedretti is Lesbian/Bi/Pan?

Oh my godddd, havent watched Hill House in a long time and honestly its the most perfectest spooky series

One thing Midnight Mass explores so well is how even casual believers can get indoctrinated into fanaticism with righteous authority at their back. And how JD Vance is Bev Keane.

Why cant these protests happen on Sundays I have to make my living on Saturdaaaaays

No ones gonna see this but felt like a lol blurry messy late night bathroomy photo

Every conservative is Bev from Midnight Mass

Can I please have a threesome with the Sheriff and Erin in Midnight Mass

ARWEN MY GODDESS

Reading this book because of the name (represent) but I am really enjoying it, its rare for me to get sucked into a book right away

Elijah Woods is so cute

Having seen the movies in theaters upon release, this will never cease to be an amazing cinematic experience

Poor baby 🥺

Fuck football and ball-chasing sports this is genuinly impressive and I would have died at every instance youtu.be/cJ_bnfIJpKM?...

I really hate when I sesrch for "vintage" stuff, in this case a handbag, that its now 80% y2k. That shit looked terrible then and it looks terrible now stop it children

I am so fucking glad that The Lord of the Rings movies got made in the esrly 2000's before everything started to look like grey and brown 💩

Who up staring at this

Just starting Ghost of Yotei, and it feels very familiar and subtly different like a sequel should, unlike Borderlands 4

After spending a decent number of days offline and coming back here for a brief moment, I gotta say...this place is a doom machine. I can feel the walls closing in on my own sense of self and place the longer I scroll through this shit. Y'all get offline and reconnect with yourself and community

CAN I GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT HAVING A NAIL IN MY TIRE

Weddiiiing naiiiils (they are a bit brighter sparkly pink tips IRL)

If you have a democrat senator, please call them! And if you have a MAGA senator give them a piece of your mind!

The kids today who think things are crazy never experienced original 4loko

We've been asking democrats for 9 months to do shit and they have done jack. Now, we're asking them to do nothing so plz do what you're good at this one time

You would think I'm a hoe based on how many times I've said "moneyshot" instead of "money piece"

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

The only podcast anyone should give a damn about is Conan Needs a Friend

Donald Trump is such a Charlie Kirk (a punk ass bitch) lmao

ITS FALL Y'ALL 🍁🎃🍁👢👢👢👢

Buttercup will forever be the best Powerpuff Girl

Its crazy how no one close really gave a shit about him and are using him to aura farm and posture. Even his wife seems like shes over it

No one is more brain dead when talking about sports than I am

Remember when we all said 2023 was a terrible year? I dont even remember what the fuck happened that year other than a stupid submarine. Easy to be halcyonic about a short time ago.

Glad I buy my Altar'd State items 2nd hand