Old man calling dear, dearie, doll, sweetheart tonight like chiiiiilllllllllll

My superpower is taking home the center pieces from weddings

Thanks government, I lost my healthcare plan with a $0 deductible in favor of a plan with a deductible but lower monthly premiums. So now I just have to not get hospitalized.

There is some unwritten law that in every song with a climactic ending chorus, somehow the first chorus still always hits the hardest

This would have a disasterous ripple effect for trans peope if the court rules the wrong way here 😔

Really tired of seeing how old guard liberalisms adopting of neoliberalism, jingoism, while also being mildly pro-civil rights at home is a failure of the "left"

My ass reading "Minestrone" but registering it as "Mifepristone" and going huh, thats a weird thing to find near bouillon in a grocery store

Excalibur's got nothing on this damn HUGGIE I CANT TAKE OUT OF MY EAR

I outgayed myself

Def yearning for this cute guy to press his weight against me and kiss me and whisper into my ear "I'll respect your boundaries as an introvert." 🥵😩

Why is it cute when animals sleep all day but when I want to sleep all day its lazy and unproductive? 😭

You're not a real gamer if you dont try to check EVERY waterfall for a hidden entrance

Brb gonna go be gay

Living up to his last name: a bottom feeder

Convinced that straight people can not possibly have as much fun as queer people, in social situations, or otherwise

Tattoo in the works? 👀👀

Who the fuck wants to watch matt rife unwrapped?

There needs to be a filter that removes any "y2k" content or products

Oh god hes so handsome please let him be bi or pan

Whyy do I have a crush on a man who is most likely gay??

Whoever coined "best thing since sliced bread" didnt know what they were talking about cause sliced bread is garbage

Family postponed Thanksgiving dinner until saturday due to snowstorm which is a real bummer. I guess Im gonna make boxed stuffing with eggs and binge stranger things 😅

Saw that an old antique shop in my old stomping grounds has become a vape shop. I hate it sm

GOD She's so fucking good open.spotify.com/track/0zGedc...

One of the best scenes in the show. The music, Jess' dancing, Nicks face, all so perfect 😂

Christmas tree is up, bitches. Decorating to follow later this week 😤

Oh how am I getting down, at 33, with a friday night off?? Pouring myself a glass of rosé and reading my favorite book 😇

What a despicable person he is

I cant hear murder on the dancefloor without thinking of Barry Keoghans flopping penis. Does not effect my enjoyment of the song.

I feel like the older you get, no matter your financial situation, you just really appreciate more and more how nice it is just to have a dry roof, heat, and clean running water

She can fuck me up any day

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

Realizing that its been an equidistant time from Skyrim to teaser trailer as it is from trailer to now

Where the hounds at, release the bitches Such a good musicallllll I want to see it a third time #six open.spotify.com/track/198ZUX...

I could stare into Jodie Comer's eyes all day

Welp. My health coverage is fucked.

This has to be made into a movie that would rival Forrest Gump.

Cuomo did a spectacular job last night ending his political career like a fart in the wind, I think

When I grow up I want to be Villanelle

I love gay men who wear blouses

Best part about being a girl: sleepy Worst part about being a girl: sleepy Only half kidding

You know you have boomer parents when a phone call involves 3 call backs because their phone keeps connecting to different devices and they cant hear you

Wearing a garter belt to hold up my stockings under what is a pretty breezy pink gingham Barbie dress at work makes me feel a bit.. exposed 😅

"One mans garbage is another man persons good ungarbage"

KSKDHFJDJSIDJDN MY FAVORITE MUSICAL IS RETURNING SOON!! 🤗😍😍

Ignore the laziness of the picture and the bad lighting, STOKED my fall dress haul. All nice brands and didnt pay over $15 for a single item. Loveee thrifty fiiinds! Am especially loving the altar'd state dress on the far left, its got a cute pseudo halter thing going and makes the gals look great

The new bsky app icon is ugly af

Idk what anyone says but a driveway made from hash is one of the best plot devices in anything, ever

Megan Fox genuinely seems like a dope ass bitch