⠀ why are you like this, parker ⠀

⠀ NONE OF THE COLORS GO TOGETHER AND THE SKIRT IS TOO SMALL! WE LOOK RIDICULOUS! ⠀

⠀ Don't remind us. Ugh... ⠀

⠀ WE ALREADY WERE POPULAR! THIS IS EMBARASSING! ⠀

⠀ WE ARE BEING /HUMILIATED!/ ⠀

⠀ We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed. ... 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ ⠀

⠀ Mm. Hungry...late night snack it is. ⠀

rain horror movie inspired venom shots for the first day of spooky month

//If you use AI, DO NOT FOLLOW ME!

⠀ And we were hungry! Win-win, we say. ⠀

⠀ ...Maybe Thompson is cooler than us. Don't tell him we said that. ⠀

rain gonna keep posting my best venom shots here cause its my venom acc anyway GODDDDDD

rain behold my gimmick account it's a dumping ground for photos from spider-man 2 not really roleplay

rain I LOVE PHOTO MODE tempted to make a peter parker gimmick acc to show off my photos in spider-man 2

⠀ We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide. The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food... ⠀

⠀ 【 Fire disappearing nearby - good. Fire was hell for the other, and less of it makes Venom's job easier. 】 ⠀

⠀ 【 Off to the races, then. Innocent people in harm's way isn't something he can allow. 】 【 Besides, he's never had vampire brains before. Might be a good palette cleanser! 】 ⠀

⠀ We look away for five seconds- What HAPPENED here?! ⠀

⠀ HAH We'd pay MONEY for that! If we had any. ⠀

⠀ 【 Following with a camera...he's gonna record this. First person ever to rickroll the Human Torch by robot. 】 ⠀

⠀ Hrrmmmm... The Baxter Building. Send it to the Human Torch. Ooo, we're going to get a KICK out of this! ⠀

⠀ Can the health robot also sing Never Gonna Give You Up? Outside someone's window, preferrably. ⠀

rain yeah modding is peak

⠀ ...No. No he cannot. ⠀

⠀ Not at all. Ignore the loose stuffing in our humble abode. ⠀

⠀ Noooo we didn't- Anyway, spill, spill! ⠀

⠀ Suddenly, we feel the need to invest in a life-sized Spider-Man toy. Definitely not for destroying, no, we'd never! ⠀

rain IF INSOMNIAC WONT GIVE ME THE GAME ILL FUCKING MAKE IT RAAAAAAAHHHHH

rain just got insom's sm2 on pc loved it on ps5 so now im gonna mod the FUCK out of it and really enjoy the performance and graphics

⠀ IT'S OUR TURN FOR A GAME NEXT YOU ALL WAIT YOUR TURN ⠀

⠀ Our...'heartfelt' congratulations...to Wolverene. For his...hhh. His upcoming game. By Insomniac. We definitely. Weren't hoping for OUR game's announcement. We're. SO HAPPY FOR HIM. ⠀

⠀ It's her own fault, really, for leaving chocolate in the open in the same area as a hungry symbiote. ⠀

⠀ YOINK. ⠀

⠀ 【 Laughing to himself already. 】 ⠀

⠀ Yessss. ⠀

⠀ Nevermind. This machine is FUNNY! Send another email to Stark! We want to know how much he pays in taxes VERY badly! ⠀

⠀ We'll be sure to pay him a visit. Mosey on over...delicious word, 'mosey.' ⠀

⠀ Right, yes, because that isn't suspicious at all. ⠀

⠀ We slept for 8 hours and drank...a liquid. ...why are you asking? ⠀

⠀ OH. Yes. Yes we have. ⠀

⠀ We're just going to stay down here, far away from the...sentient fitness watch. ⠀

💊🚿💧🥛🤖❤️

⠀ ...We smell an extra spider. It couldn't be... ⠀

⠀ WE ARE MENACING! IMPOSING! WE ARE 𝘕𝘖𝘛 ADORABLE! ⠀

⠀ we feel... tiny. ⠀

⠀ No. No, Spider. We're - we almost pity you. A little. ⠀

⠀ ...this is sort of sad. ⠀

⠀ What was that. What did that...noise mean? ⠀