My brain is on shuffle between "on the day it finally happens" / "we're in the middle of a hostile government takeover" / "daddy cop" / "lizard" .... instagram has broken everything

AI that is designed to hate on AI would be a pretty funny attempt to pass the Turing test.

Get this orange criminal off the broadcast

I accidentally bought 2 expensive bottles of bourbon today and was bracing for the annoyed look I was gonna get from my wife... And then she got a speeding ticket. This is how you win at marriage

@blankcheck.bsky.social Jesus Christ the klaxon sound effect in the house or dynamite ep nearly killed me in real life

the great enshittification has led to the great disconnect: finally deactivating Facebook, Xbox Game Pass, Disney+....

Jets get 15 yards challenge: impossible

I keep seeing the Ars Technica article about how science Blue Sky is replacing science X/Twitter (great quotes from @whysharksmatter.bsky.social ) and I keep getting distracted by how much the upside down X logo looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Rewatched Peacemaker Season 1 with Jess recently and was struck the echoes with Animorphs (spoilers)

Feels like there's so much noise about AI and I didn't know where to start. Is it useless trash or the biggest thing since the Internet? I thought this read really helped clarify it: folks are terrible at identifying if it's useful to them or not www.baldurbjarnason.com/2025/trustin...

A lawnmower is just an upsidedown helicopter

12 years ago or so, I snail mailed a book to @kaaauthor.bsky.social asking her to sign it. She graciously did and left this note... Yesterday, Isaac (no longer a 'someday') finished that same book.

Just read the third book in the Old Mans War series by @scalzi.com . Great read and helped me realize I dig space colony stories, so I'll take recommendations

"may Italy forgive me" he whispers as he breaks the linguini in half for his picky family

Flip a coin to see if we have tariffs today or not

I can't prove that Lego Company is making fun of American portion sizes but also there's this

The Eagles weren't the team I wanted to win, but boy was it satisfying to see them punch the Chiefs in the face and now reject our Fascist-In-Chief.

@blankcheck.bsky.social We need more Animorphs references so that someday someone actually adapts it!

Update on my electrical engineering: I successfully changed the doorbell. I also opened a light switch box and got scared it didn't look like the instructions so decided to not do that

Brave New World may actively be the worst Marvel movie, which is very disappointing.

Family is gone this weekend and I'm gonna YouTube how to do some electrical repairs so there's no way this can go wrong

I'm convinced that we only buy apples in my household for decorative purposed

I got a membership at a carwash yesterday, so I think AARP is just around the corner now

I know the last two were actively bad and the trailer has some bad MCU style quips but I also know I'll see every Jurassic Park movie opening day and have a blast

How do you describe a book that is good but you don't like it?

It's time to stop being such Leonardo's or Michelangelo's and start being Raphael's

Wait why does a blow up pool turn all the grass brown basically instantly but 2 feet of snow on top and the grass is "yo this is fine"

Fine, I'll take the Saints head coach job for a year.

my toxic trait is reading an old book and thinking "I could turn this into an 8 episode tv series and be rich and famous" without any actual talent, skill, or ambition to do so

Someone set up a death ramp on the sledding hill today and it was just a game of parents at the top of the hill hoping it was someone else's kid to hit it

third times the charm

What a bad weekend

These refs are legitimately trying to give the Chiefs the game

Feels like one of KC, Det, Phi isn't keeping their end of the bargain this week.

CEO's being real excited about AI and ignoring all concerns from regular people, I'm sure that will end well

hey snow, just stop it. just stop.

"Penalty is declined: the result of the play is kick-ass"

Is the NFL network runninga replay of the regular season game between Min and LA? I'm a bit inebriated so I got v confused at what day it was

Garbage time, which means Love will look good

Love does know the clock is running right?

Goodell told the defenses to stop tackling so that there's at least one interesting game this weekend

Amazon prime football what the heck is a red orb alert

How long do you wait to follow up on an item shipping when you buy it from a board game publisher?

Wingspan (and Wyrmspan) are one of my blind spots in tabletop gaming. I should really try it sometime.

Inactivating Facebook is more and more appealing. I think it might be time (probably way past due actually)

Moments before disaster

SCV is just so frustrating and nitpicky to configure in Salesforce. Hard to test as an admin, since the connection to AC fails using login-as.

KINGS OF THE NORTH

Lol. There's more concern about about a fake gun gesture in America rather than actual gun violence.

Just saw an upcoming shark movie has the actress from Bridgerton in it; maybe I can trick Jess into watching it