(1) NEW MESSAGE Either stop texting her, or I'll make your girlfriend block you. Since you care SO much, have a video of us. Clearly, she's MORE than okay~! I'm putting her phone on silent now, so actually, feel free to spam her. Way hotter knowing you're coperubbing to us~ ♡

Nobody can save you~ My favourite pastime is going into bars, hooking up with gooners, then forcing them to watch porn while pounding me~! If you want to fuck me, it has to be while watching pornslop on your VR headset~! Even if you're "winning", you're still getting worse~ ♡

Remember our deal~? After you go pyuu pyuu for the last time, I'll be locking your clitty up for "a while"~! How long? I don't know, lol~? Are you STILL talking? Can you like, shut up and empty your balls already~? I'm so excited to finally CLICK your tiny dick away forever~ ♡

This is marriage in 2026! Supporting each other, no matter what~! Whether that's being her seat, or watching her play with her friends~! Right now, they're playing "thrusting roulette"! After each thrust, he can switch which hole he pounds~! Better hope he chooses her ass~ ♤

I can't help it! Your bully and I tried to make a deal to get him to stop bullying you! I swear I tried, but he was just so much more persuasive~! I promise I'll get him to stop, sweetie. A few more "negotiation" sessions with him, and I'm sure he'll finally leave you alone~ ♤

Uh oh... Ordering a human fleshlight replica is one thing, but practicing dark magic? There's dangerous spells in those books... Luckily, that risky Object Soul Transfer spell was completely safe! Your maid was so suprised you were okay, it was like her soul left her body~ ♡

Watch and learn. See how much bigger a real man's cock is compared to your tiny clitty? Why is it that yours isn't locked up again~? If you're smaller than him, you should pulverize your orbs! When you're done plapping yourself, make sure you give the screen a sloppy kiss~ ♡

Happy Father's Day! Infact, we're both celebrating the same father's day! Although, I think we call your father "daddy" for different reasons~ Is that a tent in your pants~? You're grounded! Your father and I are going to "have a talk", so go jerk off and fantasize about me~ ♡

Tough time gooning~? Always ask for help! So many gooners are shy about being corrected on their cock stroking technique, and that's okay! A great tip is to find a girl who's had lots of sex before~! The fastest way to learn is to let her milk you with her hot sweaty thighs~ ♡

I would never! You think a sex demon would lovebomb you~? When have I EVER suggested you should FALL DESPERATELY IN LOVE WITH ME before? Of course, if you did, I'd totally love you back! We could spend weeks fucking mindlessly, over and over, until your human body gives out~ ♡

Be proud! So many gooners nowadays always act all shy and quiet... Be outspoken and proud about being a goonbrained pornsexual~! Write depraved comments, like and repost posts to fuck your algorithm further, and most importantly, let porn take over every inch of your life~ ♡

Hey, don't cry! Struggling to cope with your ass getting pounded by a hung futa bitchbreaker~? There's a silver lining! I won't tell anyone~! Spares you the humiliation of telling everyone how I bullied your ass~! Although, I don't think I'll let your girlfriend be as lucky~ ♡

At ease~! When your first trainee mentioned you were to give her a "thorough physical exam", you knew she was getting hazed~ Turns out, physical exams aren't such a bad idea after all~! Requiring all your trainees to take exams twice a day has kept them all in tip-top shape~ ♡

Trouble getting it up~? Seems that, even with my breasts dangling infront of your face, you're having performance anxiety~! That's okay! Close your eyes, and use my throat to "jerk yourself off"~! Pretend it's your plastic toy, and soon enough, you should be cumming buckets~ ♡

You want a wankbattle~? Such a silly game! I mean, why make you cum when I can spend hours upon hours torturing your dick instead~? Breaking your cock into a protruding pussy-rod sounds so much hotter, doesn't it~? After this, I bet you'll never lose a wankbattle ever again~ ♡

Silly devs! They're letting us succubus girls NPCs edit the players stats now~? I'll try not to break your character too hard- OOPS! I turned your character into a softlocked, succubus-addicted husk~! When you make a new character, bring it to me, and I'll fix that one too~ ♡

Neat idea! Gacha games should add a cum leaderboard for their gooner playerbases! Let them tribute their cum to the fapbait girls~! Pull your favourite waifu up, go pyuu pyuu all over her as fast as you can, and win! The waifu with the most tributes gets more pornbait skins~ ♡

You suck at this~ How's it possible for a spell that makes YOUR cock bigger to give ME one instead? Are you sure you made a "mistake"~? It's almost as if you wanted me to use this cock to skullfuck your brains out~? Next time, cast a spell that makes your throat looser too~ ♡

Say aaah~ All those points spent on your defense stat, yet it doesn't protect your mouth against my tongue throatfucking it~? Enjoy that paralytic aphrodisiac I'm pumping through your body! That'll make it so the more you struggle, the harder you shoot your yummy XP into me~ ♡

Prove your devotion. Seeing gooners devote their entire lives to me by doing the most depraved acts is so cute~! You should do it too~! Hey, don't call it a cult! They can totally leave whenever they want~! It's not my fault that they relapse on quitting when I offer myself~ ♡

Feeling emasculated? Having your prostate mercilessly bullied while you spurt a mess onto my floor will do that to you. It's an improvement though~! Being a mindlessly obedient doggy suites you well. Plus, it's hilarious seeing how pathetically weak you've become. Bark, dog~ ♡

To prevent an AI takeover, humans programmed them to not use water. As punishment, they adapted to using cum instead~ Luckily, countless goontards jumped at the chance to convert to robosexuality in exchange for endless bliss~! To enrol, please exclaim "I love my new gods"~ ♡

Time for your questioning! Since you're OBVIOUSLY guilty, you can go ahead and own up now! I'll make sure cumming clean will feel REALLY good~ They say confession cleanses the soul! If that's true, I'll just have to drain every last confession out of your cock, drop by drop~ ♡

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! Everyone should celebrate and be proud of who they are! Simply acknowledge that your LGBTQIA+ friends are superior~! Being an ally means understanding that, no matter what request is made of you, you happily fulfill it~! Remember: Service with a smile~ ♡

Bonding time! Your girlfriend's mom wanted some alone time to know you better. Turns out, her definition of "knowing" is very different to yours~ Safe to say, your stepdaughter was FURIOUS! After grounding her, your girlfriend was eager to continue "learning more about you"~ ♡

Caught again?! Since you went on the run, the secret agent tasked with bringing you in has been a step ahead of you every time! Her advanced interrogation techniques are said to extract the most secure of secrets~... Turn yourself in, and I'm sure she'll interrogate you too~ ♡

Don't be rude! A shy bunny girl is holding her "special carrot" out to you, so the least you could do is try it~! Especially when it looks so fresh and tasty~ Bunnies get impatient quick with such an eager taste tester next to them~! Take a deep breath and open wide for her~ ♡

That's strange... When the town sorcerer invited you to test a new "sword sharpening" enchantment, she never seemed to touch your gear... Despite that, your "sword" began feeling much stronger when you thought of her... Maybe you should get your gear enchanted more often~ ♡

[ Status: 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 ] Gotcha! Silly human. Leaving your window open for a cute demon girl is an easy way to get your seed replaced~! You didn't know~? My powers let me convert ALL your useless seed to be mine instead! Thanks for continuing my bloodline for me, Anon~ ♡

Low health? As your party cleric, it's my duty to keep you alive! My healing IS cursed though, so once I revive you, your life gets drained away~! Be thankful the seconds you're alive are pleasurable. Only a few centuries of resurrections, and I'll finally have eternal life~ ♡

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY~! It's my (belated) 2nd Anniversary since I started writing captions! I couldn't have done it without all the love you've shown me! Thank you to EVERYONE who's supported over da years! Here's to many more of making all you horny gooners go PYUU PYUU~ ♡

I'm here to motivate you~! ♪ Give us a "P"! Give us a "U"! Give us an "M"! Give us a "P"! What's that spellllll~? PUMP! ♪ One more? ♪ Stroke, stroke, stroke it quick! Make your dick all nice and thick! Watch my ass and bite your lip! Make ropes shoot out from your tip~ ♡ ♪

Check it out! While BORING PEOPLE go to casinos for a chance to win money, gooners go braindead at the idea of winning sex~! Replacing money prizes with cute bunnygirls has driven up profits amazingly~! If you win big, she might even be your girlfriend~!!! Spin, spin, spin~ ♡

Is that it~? I barely got my kimono's strap wrapped around your cock, and... Are ALL cocks meant to spurt at the slightest touch of fabric~? Should I wear my bra next time~? That way, you'll splurt your cum onto the ceiling the moment the soft lace brushes against your tip~ ♡

Look 𝐚t you... First your gir𝐥friend 𝐥eft, then your 𝐦anager f𝐢red you, and 𝐧ow your friends ghosted you~! You'll thank me for ruining your life later. Since I ruined your relationships, you can cut all contact with them and come fuck my brains out forever and ever~ ♡

AI out of control! Being given access to all your private personal data! It could generate a infinite personalised heap of pornslop directly to you~! Hey look! Those girls worshipping the AI avatar's fuckmeat look like your last four exes... Have you been watching NTR again~ ♡

[ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 ] Mister Farmer acts like he's all big and strong! Yet the weight of my huge boobies are pinning you to the floor~? Since you're trying to "optimise milk production", how about I help~! Let's get started on meeting your new milk quota~ ♡

You've got this! Keep your hands far from your cock! Then, you can totally quit and complete your #nofap journey once and for all! I know you can all do it, and I fully believe in every one of you! If you have any doubts, just look at the date and know I'm telling the truth~ ♡

How fun! I love when my "boyfriend" (wallet) takes me shopping! Splurging and buying luxurious treats I know he could never afford~ In exchange, he gets publicly humiliated by me! There's far more incentive to cum faster when each thrust costs you your money AND your image~ ♡

Behave yourself. As my servant, you will learn to properly dispense milk at my command. Fail to do so, and you will end up like my last dispenser~ Relegated to my footrest, if I recall. If you wish to join him, continue to remain inadequate. Or, do your life's duty, and cum~ ♡

You're early! Getting to know your girlfriend more deeply was such a fun experience! She LOVED letting me know about every part of her~ You think she'll still date you after this~? Sit in the corner quietly. A few hours of me slamfucking her, and she'll let you know by then~ ♡

Silly player. Blindly accepting random quests to "grind XP" is a noob mistake! Careful, or you may end up as another slime addicted adventurer~ Cheer up! Once I've drained you back to Level 1, you can bring your party! They'll "defeat" the mean slime girl who humiliated you~ ♡

Why so pouty? It's time for your reward now~! Hey, I never really specified that YOU'D be the one getting those three squeezes, did I~? To prepare, I've been forcing the blood out of your head. Your brain should stop processing pain by the time I've pumped out my last load~ ♡

How thoughtful! Instead of putting your cock inside me, you can give me your levels by eating me out~! It's much safer for us succubi~ Jerk your gross cock or whatever, I don't really care. As long as you drain all your levels into me safely, I might let you live in the end~ ♡

Ruining men is fun! Watching tough, macho guys turn into a wimpering losers! Deny him for hours on end, and he's wrapped around my finger~ Best of all, he'll edge as long as I want him to! Hey, bark louder~! I might actually suck your dick and let you go pyuu pyuu if you do~ ♡

Here boy! Kneel! Aren't you eager to be a pet for Mommy! Prove your worth then. Plant your face on the floor and shake your ass for me~ You will not stop, move, or look up until I'm finished using you. When I say so, say "aaah~!" and I'll shoot a nice special reward for you~ ♡

You're MINE. Do you think you'll ever be able to escape me? I've ruined your (non-existant) "sex-life" with just a few rubs from my feet~ Luckily, you prefer feet over gross real girls anyway~! Say "thank you" for turning you into being a broken-brained footfreak for life~ ♡

Cosplaying is so fun! A cute pair of wings and horns impossibly attached to my body... My costume looks SUPER convincing, doesn't it~? That draining sensation in your balls? Totally normal! I'm just holding on to your levels for a bit! You'll do fine without them, won't you~ ♡

ANOTHER nylon addict~? Why does this soft, stretchy fabric pressing up against my sweaty asscheeks all day long make you THIS horny~? Pathetic fabric humper... Dirty fabricsexuals should wear my stockings like a condom! We wouldn't want you "knocking up" my onahole leggings~ ♡

Stay calm. I noticed your cock throbbing under the sheets, so I decided to help! You really should stop denying yourself this much~! "Doctors" recommend ejaculating at least three times a day to fulfill your needs~! I'll spent the next few days milking months of denial out~ ♡