Now Playing #HollyDollyChristmas 🤶🎄

I have 37 exams and 35 essays to grade. 😒

This guy ❤️

The United Kingdom & the United States, 2 countries separated by a common language.

"Although I look like a drag queen's Christmas tree on the outside, I am at heart a simple country girl." -Dolly Parton I hear ya Dolly 😂

2025 Kennedy Center Honors Recipients: - Fake peace prize recipient Donald Trump - Accordion trio "The Oompa Loompas" - Ronald McDonald - Chachi from 'Happy Days' - Nazi filmmaker Leni Riefenstahl (posthumous)

College professor here: 95% of my students think you're a delusional psychopath. They would be right.

Snowstorm right in the middle of final exams. Provost: put your exams online.

60 Minutes has reached a new low interviewing that Georgia hillbilly howler monkey.

It's orchid Sunday. In Bloom: Paph. Western Spring 'Green Valley.' #orchids #orchidsinbloom

We're gonna need another Lincoln or Roosevelt to clean up this mess.

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On this day in 1933, Prohibition ended. Canadian liquor distillers celebrated by slapping "imported from Canada" labels onto huge stocks of aged whiskey, then flooded the newly opened American market. Americans got stinking drunk while they got stinking rich. It's called capitalism. 😉

Doing the family genealogy sometimes reveals an ancestor that blows your mind. Frank Chapman enlisted in the Union Army at 16 and was with the famous "Wolverine Battalion" at Gettysburg under General Custer. Frank and his mustache were eventually captured by the rebels. Both managed to escape. 👀

HEAR YE, HERE YE. The Queen is holding court today. Line up in an orderly fashion. You each have 1 minute to plead your case and beg for mercy.

It's always fun to come across an ancestor's story that blows your mind. Frank Chapman enlisted in the Union Army when he was 16. He was captured by the rebels & put into the infamous Belle Isle POW camp in Richmond. 😳 After the war, he moved to the wild west & became a U.S. Marshal. 👀

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Here in coastal Virginia, we're supposed to get a tiny amount of snow tomorrow. Trucks are already out spreading salt on roads, and the local news is giving updates every hour. Growing up in Michigan, I always find it hilarious. 😂

Tomorrow is the the last day of class, which means we go around the room so my students can tell me I am the best Geography instructor they ever had and thank me for curing cancer. They better have tears in their eyes and call me "sir" if they want a passing grade.

These sycophantic crackpots literally make my skin crawl. JFC.

My great-aunt and her husband, Hazel and Ned King, c. 1920. Find yourself a man who looks at you like Ned does 😍 #photorestoration #colorizedhistory

This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"

I restored and colorized this photo of my great aunt, taken in 1912. Isn't she pretty? Love the orchids she's holding.

If only we learned from history

This guy's a deeply disturbed individual. Holy crap.

In light of the discovery I have ancestors named 'Thomas Jefferson Chapman' and 'John Quincy Adams Chapman,' I will be changing my name to Barack Obama Chapman. It's family tradition.

Guess what I'm watching?

lol 😂

cc: Pete Hegseth

Translation: "I will transform the U.S. Fatherland into a thousand year Reich by stopping all migration of inferior races and deporting anyone not of pure Anglo Saxon/Teutonic blood."

Got my once a year pecan pie fix. Thanksgiving was a success.

Have they blamed Joe Biden yet for the shooting yesterday?

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans. Happy Thursday to my Canadian, Aussie, and British friends.

The shooting in Washington is a horrific act of violence that gives Trump an excuse to send even more military into cities. The shooter made things a thousand times worse.

Travelling over Thanksgiving? Not in a million years.

My great grandparents c. 1890. The backdrops were standard in photography studios. They were hand painted using a 3-D 'Trompe-l'œil' effect (French for 'deceive the eye'). Grecian columns, urns, tropical plants were considered objects of the bourgeoisie. #photorestoration #19thcentury

The candy man finally showed up at the WH with his Ritilan...

Mark Kelly is one of those rare breeds of textbook heroes. Decorated Navy pilot, astronaut, U.S. Senator. He ran for political office to give his wife, a Congresswoman in her own right, a voice after she was shot & left paralyzed. They picked the wrong guy to go after...

No one's buying your bullshit.

It must be Thanksgiving in the South. Boxes of collard greens are stacked in front of the Piggly Wiggly.

The gross incompetence of this administration is astounding.

Thanksgiving week message from the Secretary of transportation: "Due to TSA and air traffic control cuts, please arrive at the airport 24 hours before your flight. Chances are slim you'll go anywhere, but go ahead and roll the dice. It's Joe Biden's fault."

Canada is no longer playing. The polar virtex will remain in place until Trump is gone. I've been told this is non-negotiable.

My grandparents Lola and Russell Chapman c. 1940s. I never knew them, she died years before I was born and he when I was a toddler. It looks they're going to a funeral 🤷‍♂️ ##photorestoration #colorized

I heard it was tens of trillions 🙄

32% of Jewish New Yorkers voted for him.

🎶 He's got electric boots, a Mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho Je-Je-Jesus and the Jets🎶

Ok this is a good one 😆

"A British regular came to me with tears in his eyes. He said 'sir, thank you for defending the empire against the woke patriots. You would make the best king. And the smartest.' Then he awarded me the nobel prize." Obediah Trump New York City July 12, 1778