Need a bossy boy with a good credit score so bad

Ohhh to be a little silksong flea and go “awooo!”

Help, Silksong too hard

Do you want anything from mcdonalds? (I will bring you a happy meal even if you say you’re not hungry)

Actually this one's better

This gun was made for me

Boofing the dayquil to make this flu go away faster

Oughhh! I hate when working on one thing suddenly turns into five more things that need doing

🍆 so big if it pulls out too fast you start spinning like a beyblade

Hi good morning

Whore.

Peasant

LA I am inside you

One day 🙏

Born to jest, forced to joust (with this big fat fucking co—)

I got pretzel’d 🥵🥨

birbday :)

Hiii someone cum do relic roulettes with this awful healslut :)

Need a bossy boy with a good credit score so bad

I’m a throatful 😔

this is a little known fact, but if us Spanish peeps ever cook with any oil that is not olive oil a chip inside our heads will literally explode

tfw I use coconut oil whenever I’m being a degenerate and now every time I smell coconut I get horny 😔

🤔

Hey chat is my setup gay?

dipping my fish sticks in rantch….

Okei mistew, now we needa dyagnose youw innewnet connekshun uwu

He’s a 5ft-nothing king who will kiss you sloppy-style. I’m talking saliva connecting your lips as you pull away

WHY did I choose to drink half a gallon of whole milk knowing I am lactose intolerant

can’t believe kirby has a fleshlight mode now

I will always play games in dumb baby mode if given the option

Some people just can't handle my whimsy and impulsiveness 😔

I’m :3

Boy dinner :3

HELL YEAH WE’RE PLUGGING IN WITH OUR PLUGS IN TONIGHT

Will he survive Gooner 9/11...?

hii

The game will definitely stop bleeding subs now—especially with the next expansion coming at least 6 months later than usual and even longer dead patches in between. Truly a masterful gambit, sir

RIP Mare. Guess now we go back to the olden days where everyone looks the same on our screens

Oughhh I need to get back into MH Wilds so I can gear up and fight Omega

These two guys were clipped into each other sharing the same spot on my chair the other day, so I took advantage of the situation a little bit @rukdrasil.bsky.social got sandwiched in the middle

Hiii someone play Abiotic Factor or Cult of the Lamb with me :3

Stop flirting with me

Hhh

What if we did roulettes and then hung out in the Ul’dah back alleys? 👉👈

meow

I'm free...

Let's all take zinc, pygeum, L-arginine, sunflower lecithin and selenium together 💕

Catboy (derogatory)

okay chat I'm gonna take some more lexapro now