Morbo can't understand his Teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat. It's a "T". It goes "tuh". Hello, little man. I will destroy you! #Futurama

You, Boogerbot, read the code or I'll shoot this guy. Who the hell is he? I'm Scruffy the janitor. Hang on, Scruffy! #Futurama

Bender! Where are the shovels I asked you to pack? Oh, you said shovels? I thought you said take a break and do nothing. #Futurama

Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. Actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains. Fry, remember when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier? #Futurama

Are they black with white feathers or white with black feathers? It don't matter, baby. They're all beautiful. #Futurama

Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom? #Futurama

Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. Ah! Brisk! #Futurama

We own entire Western Hemisphere. That the best hemisphere. It's the same on Earth. #Futurama

Hey, buddy. I'm looking for fresh slug. Yellow or purple? Whatever. The purple one causes terrible nightmare-ish diarrhoea. Yeah, yeah. Either one's fine. #Futurama

All those times I said "Kill all humans," I'd always whisper "except one". Fry was that one. And I never told him so! #Futurama

My God, we're defenseless, like fish in a barrel. Options? My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish. #Futurama

As you ate our children, so shall you be eaten by us. We will begin with the firemen, then the math teachers and so on in that fashion until everyone is eaten. #Futurama

You folks still doing alright? Oh, yes, Elzar. Good, 'cause it turns out I forgot to cook that chicken. #Futurama

Hey! How come when I wanna do fun stuff that'll kill me you're against it? This is more important than that marble-eating contest, Fry. #Futurama

Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece? I thought you were more of a Knife guy. Out here in the West, I need something shootier. Like this gun-Knife I invented-stole! #Futurama

Bender, what happened to you? Morgan made me walk the Professor. There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the Professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found. #Futurama

Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain. How is that good news? It's not. I've run out of Good News brand herbal supplement. #Futurama

You can see how I lived before I met you. You lived before you met me? Sure, lots of people did. Really? #Futurama

Oh, no? I'm 40% lucky. The scrap metal I'm made from included a truckload of horseshoes from the luckiest racehorses in Mexico, who had just been sent to a glue factory. They don't sound so lucky to me. Not without their shoes. #Futurama

But I don't get it. Most women I've met can't even stand next to me without collapsing. What's wrong with those women? Well... some of them didn't have legs. #Futurama

This very lucky casino we own. Someone wins one million dollar every hour! Usually it us. #Futurama

It's extremely delicate, so if one of you breaks it, you're paying for it! Fry did it! Did what? Just practicing for later. #Futurama

Boy, I've never seen him so down... or ever before. #Futurama

I don't know. I should be happy. Bender's sausage just won third place. Third place? This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed! #Futurama

I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat. Second. I move that your cat stinks and is ugly. Second. I move that we vote on a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep. And also that make cat smells good and is pretty. Second. #Futurama

My wireless back-up unit saves a copy of me every day. So, if my body gets killed, big whoop, I just download into another body. I'm immortal, baby! What? Then how come you always scream so much when you're in danger? I never said I wasn't a drama queen. #Futurama

You're too picky. Yeah. If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive, violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely. #Futurama

Say, we should form our own book club. With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the books! #Futurama

Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing. #Futurama

So, what's it like on planet Amazonia? Big rats there. Me crush with club. That's so interesting. Maybe we could get to know each other over a coffee. #Futurama

A very Happy Birthday to #Futurama voice actress Tress MacNeille!

Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing, and then I forgot how it ended. #Futurama

I'm so into you! Oh, my! #Futurama

I gotta say I'm really enjoying the day out with you people. Hey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers. #Futurama

When we're at space, the Captain's word is law. I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to. You wouldn't dare! I've been married to worse. #Futurama

You know, Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first. #Futurama

Spam, spam, junk. The very last pygmy rhino is going extinct? Unless it gets my credit card number? #Futurama

Stupid bird! I know where you live. #Futurama

My buddy's alive and his credit cards are valid again. Let's go get hammered! #Futurama

See you in girl hell. I'll be in boy hell -- much nicer! #Futurama

Michelle, baby, where you going? It's not working out, Fry. I put your stuff out on the sidewalk! #Futurama

What?! Nobody rips off my kids but me! #Futurama

I met her a year ago when we were escaping from that cruise ship... you piloted directly into a black hole. Yes. It was in all the papers. #Futurama

And what did you do to my nails? I cleaned them. #Futurama

I'm swimming in my own soylent waste. It's a good thing. #Futurama

Second place? That's a fancy word for losing. You didn't stick your landing! Forgive me, my friend. Never! #Futurama

And you got a cage for the lion. #Futurama

An affair, huh? Sounds like me. Jeez, I'd better be a little more careful. I don't wanna hit on anybody I already had sex with. #Futurama

Good night, everyone. Professor, you live here. Where are you going? I have no idea. #Futurama