. TRUMP'S ECONOMY MAGAs are shivering in the dark, repeating their mantra, WE VOTED FOR THIS, over and over, to console themselves.

. 400,000 MAGAs are following this fake MAGA account based in Eastern Europe. Proving once again; put a red hat on a pig, and MAGAs will follow it.

. Suck it, MAGAs!

. One of the weirdest things about the tens of thousands of fake MAGA accounts being revealed on cesspool X: They all have blue checks. Proving once and for all, how meaningless and worthless the X verification system is. Last time I looked, Texas was in America, not Russia.

. One million MAGAs are following a fake Ivanka Trump account on cesspool X. The crowd shouting DRAIN THE SWAMP has been obliviously and happily swimming in a cesspool the entire time. DRAIN THE CESSPOOL. Dump your X account today.

. Poorly educated*, cesspool X wallower @realtimsharp is stupid 24/7/365. Prove me wrong. ✅ Eggnog ❌ Egg nog 😂 *Timmie's hapless mother scrimped and saved to send her dimwitted progeny to private schools. A total and complete waste of her money. #TimShartIsStupid Item ♾

. Every MAGA accusation is a MAGA confession.

. Americans overwhelmingly do not want military action in Venezuela. Based on Donny Trump's past actions, he is definitely going to initiate military action in Venezuela. Like Caesar and his Colosseum, the MAGA base needs to be constantly entertained, with death and destruction.

. Red states shuffling Independent voters between blue districts and red districts in their gerrymandering schemes, as if Independents are going to vote in 2026 like they did in 2024, is going to be a cataclysmic failure of epic proportions. #Glad

. MAGAs are suckers & losers.

. "President Trump doesn't take a paycheck!" - MAGAs

. None Are So Blind As MAGAs Who Will Not See Donny Trump shot America's economy on 5th Avenue. But his mumpsimus base of 36% will stick with Dear Leader anyway, even as their rights and money disappear.

. Thanks to a new feature, the truth about cesspool X is out. The majority of MAGA accounts on X are actually foreigners. Explains why accounts run by @realtimsharp show 25,000 followers, but ❤s on his stupid posts on cesspool X rarely top single digits. Timmie's followers are bot-farm generated.

. CESSPOOL X

. #RESIST

. Ask Pamela Jo Bondi for a copy of the list. After all, she swore the list was on her desk, ready to be reviewed.

. I support public education. I'm not a fan of private schools. Why? Cesspool X wallower @realtimsharp is a product of a private school education. Poorly educated @realtimsharp can't spell two letter words! ✅ I'm not ❌ Im not 😂 #TimShartIsStupid Item ♾

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. Donny Trump is making food poisoning great again.

. Donny Trump's administration announces another new tax on Americans. Nickle & Diming hard working citizens and hoping they don't notice.

. IT'S A LOVE FEST! Here's what happened. MAMDANI: "You have the military. Guess what. Soon I will have an army of health department inspectors & fire department inspectors. Be a shame if your businesses got buried under an avalanche of code violations & were forced to close. Capisce?"

. There it is, folks. It's not about drugs. It's about oil.

. To all the people who were supposedly going to flee NYC: It's okay. You can stay. Dear Leader says so.

Nevada voters were evenly split in the 2026 governor’s race as a new poll shows a virtual tie between incumbent Gov. Joe Lombardo and challenger Attorney General Aaron Ford.

. #QuietPiggy "Quiet! Quiet, piggy."

. Everybody is saying this.

. Happy now, farmers? You voted for this. 👇

. The arsonist extinguishing fires he started, is no hero.

. Likewise. 🦋

. Here we see Donny Trump in his usual fashion, proudly signing the Epstein bill, surrounded by witnesses, in front of reporters and television cameras. Just kidding. There are no photos of Donny signing the bill. He signed in the dark of night. No witnesses. Most likely, an autopen signed it.

. TARIFFS HAVE CONSEQUENCES Joseph Biden handed Donny Trump a 4.0% unemployment rate in January 2025. Donny Trump promptly turned that rate around, handing Americans an unemployment rate of 4.4%.

. Climate Change Collateral Damage

. Donny Trump says he brought manufacturing back to American shores, but manufacturing payrolls have fallen five months in a row. I'm beginning to think Donny is not a truth teller.

. Maybe I missed it, but did JD Vance harangue this murderer, seen here posing for photographs in our Oval Office with Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, because he wasn't wearing a suit?

. Least surprising news of the day. #MAGA

. Today. Tomorrow. Next month. Next year. Next decade. Next life. Poorly educated @realtimsharp will still be stupid. Poor cesspool X wallower @realtimsharp! Tripped up by a three letter word. ✅ I'll still ❌ ill still 😂 #TimShartIsStupid Item ♾

. ATTN: Mike Johnson Start packing. Call Bekins. You are going to be evicted from Speaker's Office in 2026.

. Quiet, piggy! #QuietPiggy

. Despite Donny Trump's best efforts to destroy them, our Republic survives, and our Constitution holds. For now.

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. Donny Trump shot the wrong person on 5th Avenue. His vaunted rock-solid 40% base isn't buying what he is trying to sell them this time.

. They are rapists. They are child molesters. Some J6 rioters are probably good people. But Donny Trump is not pardoning the best people.

. The man who killed Charlie Kirk was a law-abiding citizen, until the day he shot Kirk; in an open carry state, on a campus that is not a gun-free zone, where Charlie was flanked by armed bodyguards. But let's do nothing, not even enact red flag laws, because it works so well. #TimShartIsStupid

. Cesspool X wallower @realtimsharp: "Release the EISTEUN files" 🤣😂🤣 #TimShartIsStupid Item ♾

. The stench emanating from cesspool X is noticeably less powerful now that Elon Musk flushed MAGA Jailbird Joe Exotic. Let's hope cesspool X wallower @realtimsharp is next. 🤞

. WENT HERE. SAW THIS. Tornado scene alone was worth price of admission. Strobe lights flash. Seats rumble and shake. Gusting wind engulfs you. Leaves torn from trees swirl throughout the Sphere. Sound system mimics freight train noise associated with tornadoes. Highly recommend. 👍 👍

. Looking for stupidity? Look at poorly educated @realtimsharp's cesspool X account. It's a great place to find examples of what happens to someone chronically afflicted with hoofdaphobia, or anytime you need a good laugh. ✅ sugar filled Monster ❌ sugar filled monster 😂 #TimShartIsStupid

. Good news, Americans. Donny Trump is going to give every citizen $78 each year to buy their own healthcare. Isn't that marvelous?

. MTG wants the names of every pedophile named in Epstein's file made public. Her request makes MTG a "Traitor" to the Republican Party. That tells you everything you need to know about Donald J. Trump and his MAGA base. #ReleaseTheFiles

. UNSOLICITED ADVICE It's best to disregard political takes from poorly educated* "professional writer" @realtimsharp who hasn't mastered basic rules regarding capitalization. ✅ Trump as president ❌ Trump as President 🤦‍♂️ *Timmie attended private schools 😂 #TimShartIsStupid Item ♾