Cause like Canadian eh!

🇨🇦 Canadians aren’t anti-American. We’ve been allies with the U.S. through world wars, peacekeeping, NATO, NORAD, and 9/11. Trump with his trade wars, threats of annexation, hostility, and attempts at intimidation, resulted not in Canadians being angry at Americans, but rather outraged at Trumpism.

Ol’ Cheese Puff leaving his mark.

Deleted my Disney subscription today. Corporate America is a cancer on the World. www.facebook.com/share/v/1C7w...

The only thing that can compensate for a mushroom dick that small.

A message from the newly elected Canadian Prime Minister…..

North of the border. It’s all the same, only the names have changed……..

It gives me peace knowing that the end for many dictators is violent and lonely Quisling (Norway) firing squad Ceausescu (Romania) firing squad Kabila (Congo) shot by body guard Sadat (Egypt) shot by Egyptian Soldiers. Mussolini (Italy) executed by partisans Somoza (Nicaragua) shot by Guerrillas

Sound familiar?

What kind of a-hole fights with penguins?

So tired of Captain Chaos and his idiotic minions spouting shit daily about stuff that they don’t understand.

No judgement though, because 90 million eligible Americans didn’t bother voting at all…

FAFO. 😂

Now let’s try “Canada is our enemy”

No bullshit medical bills up here!

A normal narrative in 2025.

A Canadian break-up song for our “used to be friends” south of our “artificial” border.

51st state that, ya orange dipshit!!! 11th province anyone?

Pass…….

Not mine (way too much work) but well worth the read.

“Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few people are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.” Ed.

A really crappy circus where nobody is having a good time.

I can’t say for sure if this is true, but it sure sounds like the kind of truths the US administration wouldn’t want anyone to understand. Bullies are always trying to steal the little guys 🥛 💰

Tough times ahead drinking from the tap.

Not that the good people of Bluesky need to hear this, but it is a good reminder to check who owns the sources of your information. Canadian or “canadian”? Not everybody likes the CBC’s government back messaging, but at least I know it’s Canadian.

What this guys t-shirt says!! 👍

Trash bandit perched over a dumpster fire kind of perfectly captures the current state of things.

Does the trumperor know that there is more than 1 month timeframes available for tariff threat extensions, like 5 weeks or 12 days or………whatever? Everything with this guy is unoriginal and boring! Tariffs on hold for………1 month. Most boring psychodrama ever! Yawn 🥱

Trump’s monthly tariff psychodrama is getting old. Just get on with it you cowardly twat!!

When Canada responds we don’t fuck around. 🇨🇦😎

I know facts mean nothing to the Trumpublicans, but using fentanyl flow from Canada to the US as the impetus for starting a trade war is ludicrous.

That’ll show them……

We need some people with courage to sing the songs of revolution.

If there were any justice in this f’ed up world, Elon’s DOGE geeks would “accidentally” terminate Fuckface’s security detail……..I think that could solve a lot of problems.

This almost makes me want to believe!!!

United States of the Soviet Republic is on the horizon people! Rise up or prepare for subjugation!! 🇷🇺+🇺🇸 = 💀 🌎

A long way from great!

Don’t worry, this shit you’re feeling now will pale in comparison to the shit you’re about to feel. LOL……fuck!

I have no idea about the source and whether any of this is true. BUT it sure feels true doesn’t it?

If there was a scale to measure assholishness, I would think that “threatened Canada” would land you right up near the top of that scale.

Canada vs USA If you live in Canada you will: -live 3.2 years longer -be 18.8% less likely to be obese -be 37.7% less likely to live below the poverty line -pay a 16.7% lower top tax rate -make 24.2% less money -be 47.9% more likely to be unemployed -be 47.6% less likely to die during childbirth

I think they might be ranked #1 in the World for percentage of spectacularly stupid people. USA USA USS USS USSR…….

It’s the little things that bring joy, but in Canada hockey is far from a little thing. Hearing the victorious Canadian anthem being sung loud and proud in Boston tonight filled my shallow emotional bucket. 🇨🇦

The US keeps insisting that Canada needs to spend more on our military because they might not defend us if we are attacked. The only country in the entire fucking World that has even hinted at attacking Canada recently is the US. So there’s that I guess.

The US has the biggest GDP in the World and yet their leader whines about how unfair the country is treated and is determined to take on the World in a trade war……when that turns into an economic disaster for the US, what will be his next move I wonder? Justified invasions?

I have never see Canadian more united and patriotic than they are right now. 60th anniversary of the maple leaf flag and it’s everywhere. Proof that Canada does not suffer fools lightly.

O.M.G. Too funny.