[ A familiar figure approaches you from behind, placing it's hand on your shoulder. You recieve a harsh, but friendly pat on the back, accompanied by a chuckle.* ] “ Ah, today's-a happy day champ! Can you believe there's-a whole-a day for me! Heehee! ” // happy mario day :]

HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS SINCE LAST YEAR !! .. I LOST MY. PHONE . I'M POSTING THIS FROM MY NES .

MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAMPS ! I HOPE ALL OF YOU GOT ALL THE COAL YOU WANTED THIS YEAR !

THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH JOLLY. YOU COULD USE SOME YOURSELF, KB. C'MON. PUT A HAT ON ! BAKE SOME COOKIES !

OH THE MX OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL !

A WORTHY OPPONENT ! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY !

I'M THANKFUL FOR THESE GUNS ! .. AH WAIT. YOU GUYS DIDN'T SEE THE POSE I JUST STRUCK. TOO BAD !

I LOOK GOOD I LOOK GOOD I LOOK DELICIOUS !

[ Ah. ]

[ *He'd turn around with his hands on his hips, chucking to himself. He looked up at the Phantom, grin wide.* ] “ OHH, YOU THINK SO ..? IT HELPS GET THE HAIR OUTTA M'EYES. ”

“ I FOUND THIS AROUND THE PLACE TODAY. ” “ HOW'S IT LOOK? ”

” UH. “ [ He adjusted his definitely-not-holed-at-the-waist overalls. ] ” NOOOO. “

[ The brute huffed out a chuckle, murderous grin growing. ] ” IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW BEFORE I TRIED GOING IN FOR A HUG, YA KNOW? “

“ BEEN FEELING LIGHTHEADED RECENTLY .. HAVE I HIT TOO MANY WALLS ? „

“ AREN'T YOU THE ARCHITECT ?? „ “ ... „ “ THANK YOU . „

[ He's a little distracted at the moment . ]

“ I WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU A VISIT AND !! THE BRIDGE BROKE UNDER ME !! ITS SO HOT IN HERE !!! „

“ UGH . KING ? THE GODDAMN BRIDGE BROKE AGAIN ! „

“ DO YOU GUYS THINK HE LIKED IT ? I THINK HE DID ! „

“ I JUST CAME BACK FROM VISITING V. I STOLE A BOOK FROM HIS LIBRARY , NOBODY TELL HIM . . . ; ) „

[ THE TREES STARE BACK . ]

\ phew. thats all. sorry for the spam posting yall !! <3

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 / 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 .

𝐌𝐔𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 .

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 . MUSE USES ( HE / IT ).

“ 𝘙𝘌𝘔𝘌𝘔𝘉𝘌𝘙, 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘔𝘗. 𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘓𝘌 𝘎𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘐𝘚 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘙 𝘠𝘌𝘛. 𝘐𝘛 𝘞𝘈𝘚 𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘓𝘠 𝘈 𝘉𝘌𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎. „ ( #mvrp / #parodybluesky )