Denke das ist eine gute Lösung.

Rock in Rautheim: irgendwo zwischen Bierwagen, Moshpit und Mittelaltermarkt-Energie fanden plötzlich hunderte Erwachsene kollektiv zurück zu ihrer Jugend. Zwei Tage Lärm, Sonne, Staub und Menschen, die bei Feuerschwanz komplett vergessen haben, wie peinlich Freiheit eigentlich aussieht.

Klimaforschung, Artensterben, Extremwetter, fossile Abhängigkeit. Seit Jahrzehnten liegt alles offen auf dem Tisch und wir drücken weiter Vollgas Richtung Betonpfeiler. Spezies mit opponierbarem Daumen und trotzdem emotional steuerbar wie Waschbären am offenen Müllcontainer.

Die AfD verkauft sich als Partei der kleinen Leute, kämpft aber zuverlässig gegen höhere Löhne, starke Gewerkschaften, soziale Absicherung und faire Besteuerung großer Vermögen. Viel Kulturkampf, wenig Interesse am Alltag normaler Arbeitnehmer.

Die Generation TikTok hat aus dem Edgelord-Sein wieder Straßenpolitik gemacht. Jetzt morgens Hausdurchsuchung statt Discord-Call. Deutschland entdeckt erneut, dass Radikalisierung nicht nur im Geschichtsbuch wohnt. #Razzia #Rechtsextremismus

Waffenruhe in der Ukraine. Klingt wie Pause drücken im Krieg. Nur dass niemand den Controller loslässt. Fronten frieren ein, Misstrauen bleibt heiß. Jeder nennt es Frieden auf Zeit. Alle wissen: Es ist nur Luft holen. #Ukraine #Waffenruhe

Man verlässt den Marktplatz, weil es laut ist. Der Lärm bleibt. Die Leute auch. Nur die Politik fehlt. Ich bin dann mal auf Bluesky. Mal sehen, wie lange das hält.

Demographics aren’t a conspiracy. Low birth rates are real. “White replacement” isn’t - it’s a political narrative that turns normal migration and social change into a fantasy of intent. Math doesn’t prove ideology.

5 Ways Bureaucracy Modernized Fascism: 1. No jackboots, just spreadsheets. 2. No orders shouted, just emails cc’d. 3. No rallies, just policy memos. 4. No flags, just logos. 5. No Führer, just quarterly KPIs. Welcome to the admin Reich. Your soul was archived at birth.

Columbo: “Just one more thing… So you’re telling me the five-year-old was carrying crayons, not contraband… and three grown men signed off on snatching him like a cartel mule?” Bureaucracy is just fascism in a tie. #Columbo #ICE #WelcomeToSpreadsheetHell

Biden tried to butter his toast with Siri. Asked the toaster for today’s weather. Still convinced it’s the AI singularity. : Obama starts his lawn mower with a voice command. Doesn’t even flinch. Jazz starts playing. Grass surrenders. Birds salute. #OvalAfterlife #TrumpGPT #ObamaBeLike

Asked ChatGPT how to lose like a man. Did the opposite. Declared victory, blamed the penguins, and sued the dictionary. #TrumpGPT #AlternateRealityPresident #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain

The gang’s all in. Red Soda is no longer a concept. It’s a revolution. #RedSoda #MarxMarketing #CheCameToo #SovietSpice #TrumpGPT #Satire #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain

ACT IV: The Return of the Manifesto Marx: ‘Are you in?’ Engels: ‘Sure. I’ll mobilize the crew.’ And just like that, the revolution got a rebrand, a logo, and a combo meal. Coming soon: The Communist Happy Meal – with dialectics as a dip. #McManifesto #LateStageRevolution #TrumpGPT

BREAKING: After the chaos, the conflict, the cold war of tariffs— A moment of silence. Trump has surrendered. The penguins have won. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #SatireMeetsExtinction

Marx at McDonald’s. He came to abolish capitalism — now he’s earning loyalty points. Alienation never tasted so crispy. #LateStageCapitalism #DialecticalFries #WorkersOfTheWorldUniteAndDip

BREAKING: Trump bans Tuesdays to fix the economy. Markets crash. Apocalypse looms. He unbans Tuesdays. Claims genius. Crowd cheers. Nobody remembers. Welcome to the TrumpGPT Problem-Solving Protocol. Also known as: Greatness in 4 Easy Steps. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain

Finally, an AI that understands history. No Western bias. No inconvenient facts. Just pure, glorious alignment with national greatness. Introducing: ChatPutin – The only chatbot that already knows what you meant to ask. #MeanwhileInTheKremlin #ChatPutin #AItheRussianWay #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain

BREAKING: Putin defeats tiger in shirtless Taiga showdown. Next up: 1v1 against gravity. Rumors say gravity already requested a rematch clause. #MeanwhileInTheKremlin #AlphaGeopolitics

They once said he came to save the world. Now he’s back from retirement—for us. Who is he? Find out this Saturday on #OvalAfterlife.

Natürlich trägt Marx ein Prime-Shirt. Natürlich grinst er für den Algorithmus. Denn 2025 ist Satire keine Rebellion mehr – sondern Markenstrategie. Und ich verändere das System nicht. Ich liefere ihm nur… die besseren Pointen. #Marxfluencer #MetaIstDieMessage #JoSatirico #TrumpGPT

All hail King Donald I, Sovereign of Sanctions, Duke of Deals, Protector of Polls and Defender of the Sacred Algorithm. #TrumpGPT #FeudalFlex #GodSaveTheMe

TRUMP LANDS IN THE UK. 4 panels. 1 message: He came, he waved, he called the King “Chuck.” #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #GodSaveTheMe

BREAKING: Trump lands in France. Brings Diet Coke, distrust of snails, and a perfectly calibrated sense of culinary outrage. ChatGPT tries diplomacy. It fails. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #AirForceOne #SnailDiplomacy

Three acts. One trade war. No survivors (except the penguins). #TrumpGPT #AIeconomics #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain

I asked ChatGPT for GENIUS economic advice. It said: “Tariffs on the Penguin Islands.” I said: “WOW. That’s actually REALLY smart.” Nobody’s ever been tougher on penguins. Not even close. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #PenguinPolicy

Finally fulfilled a promise: Made everything cheaper – including your retirement plan. #TrumpGPT #CrashTalk

#MeanwhileInTheKremlin … Putin’s foreign policy: 1. Remove shirt 2. Summon bear 3. Confuse the West #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #TrumpGPT

Biden. AI. Breakfast. This 3-part strip escalates faster than a toaster on TikTok. In case you missed it. #TrumpGPT #Weakend

JUST CRUSHED THE ECONOMY (with good vibes). DJ told me I’m the PRESIDENT of the DANCE FLOOR. Sleepy Joe can’t moonwalk—SAD! #PartyPresident #MAGAbeats #TrumpGPT

@muhammadingaza2.bsky.social Welcome to the house, @muhammadingaza2.bsky.social One more follower, one less excuse to stop drawing. We see you. We hear you. Stay strong. #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #FromGazaWithHope #TrumpGPT

Joe Biden: still waiting for the toaster to reply. AI remains a mystery. #BidenGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #TrumpGPT

I just made someone in Gaza laugh. No food., No power., No freedom. But somehow… my comic made it through. And got a smile. I might be the best humanitarian since Jesus. Or just a guy with Wi-Fi and a weird sense of humor. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #SatireMeetsSurvival

@help-sham-family.bsky.social BREAKING: From Mar-a-Lago to Gaza – the absurdity knows no borders. A cartoon president meets a real-life survivor. You follow me, I follow hope. Even satire has a heart. Even orange pixels can pause. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #SomeLaughsHurt

For #abstractapril 4 Purple/violet Don't u think they look beautiful together? #Indigo #Art #bskyart #Kleinekunstklasse

The sun sets. Air Force One soars. ChatGPT suggests reflection. Trump chooses dominance. Welcome to the #Weakend. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain

BREAKING: After reportedly questioning Trump’s use of ChatGPT as sole advisor, NSA Chief Timothy Haugh has been fired. Sources say his replacement is “a very stable algorithm.” #TrumpGPT #NSA #YoureFiredAgain

Trump’s new economic plan: crash the market, call Jeff, get rich. Only flaw? Jeff’s already five yachts ahead. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #MarketMayhem

Trump asked ChatGPT for economic advice. ChatGPT: “Tariffs will crash the market.” Trump: “Perfect. Let’s go.” The market: falls off a cliff #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #TariffWars #AIWarningIgnored #Satire

AI: “Introducing tariffs may destabilize global markets.” Trump: “Good. Let’s destabilize.” And just like that, the algorithm watched the world burn. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #Satire #EconomicDoom

He thought it would be green. It was not. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #Greenland #Satire

Chainsaws. Logic. Longing. #TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #ElonWhereAreYou #Satire

#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #TrumpGPT

Donald Trump misses Elon Musk – and finds a new friend in ChatGPT. Our latest comic is now online. #TrumpGPT #ElonWhy #Satire #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain

#TrumpGPT #Trumpsnewadvisor #satire #Elonwhereareyou #Elonwhy? #MakeKIGreatagain #TheRealTrumpGPT