happy birthday to me

im getting forklift certified today

cleaned the whole house for 6 hours today

Dracula Flow...

was the only coworker invited to my old coworkers friends meetup. this is what it feels like to win.

i hate this fucking job i wish these good people didnt work here in my department they deserve better

living in the middle of nowhere for the first time in my life sucks major ass where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth

boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: as an electrician boss: YOURE LEAVING US????

i feel like im living in an alternate dimension because i really like both of my bosses a lot and theyre both genuinely helpful and good people

no matter where i move ill always have a little piece of home with ms

people at this new job ive made genuine lasting relationships with: 1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter. 2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work

did i ask for a day off for the monhun wilds release? oh i sure did

boss: we need new rolling toolboxes. stainless steel only! NO paint! and they HAVE to lock automatically, hold all our machine parts, and they cannot let two drawers open at once. me: got it boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?! me:

wore a gigan shirt today, wearing a ghidorah shirt tomorrow. for thursday? well itll probably be biolante.

BRO ITS COLD AS FUCK FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH

can i pay someone to catfish a dude? i gotta ruin this guys life

i do not care for the werehog

im REALLY scared of getting norovirus because my gf and i only have one bathroom in our place...

my gf: nobody would be on my "hear me out" cake. i never got crushes. especially on fictional characters. not once. me: glados my gf: ok TRUE

all the girlies on tiktok would skin me alive if they knew i snagged one of the shadow build a bear plushies before they sold out forever

department lead with a masters degree in biochemistry at my job: paper isnt biodegradable

sonic doodle canvas

gf and i colabed on a sonic and shadow pic she drew shadow, i drew sonic

was going to go see nosferatu but i hate horny movies so instead im going to see sonic 3 again tomorrow

fuck, shes perfect

real butch moment: didnt even use shears to cut my own hair. used kobalt scissors.

gf and i just watched the two sonic movies back to back

me, who worked in a vet clinic for 10 years, hearing my coworkers spread cat misinformation to each other

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

first and only time ill ask this: MEN PLEASE RESPOND BELOW!!! my coworkers love magic the gathering i know nothing about it please help me connect with them thru any knowledge you have

dragon age fans stop being male-centric challenge level: impossible

Ive got a coworker who has a son whos name is Tug Garage

NARUTO stuffs recently #kakuzu #kakuhida #naruto #akastuki #deidara

dads been playing fnv and went over to his friends house today. he no longer considers himself a normie

you should add me on pokemon tcg pocket #tcgp

they gave us a map in the corn maze and i escaped it twice going off nothing but vibes.

how do i convince my gf who doesnt gaf about sonic to watch the entire sa2 cutscene movie with me

Waluigi

this partys getting crazy #dante #dmc #devilmaycry #dmc3

STOP ✋ If you are reading this, you've reached a Pokémon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon. you know who it is the big man himself

paper straw at this super authentic italian restaurant.... my nonna wouldnt do this to me

even with the sonic debuff, sonadow x generations is killing it in reviews....weve never been so back gamers

genuinely, read this book and your life will be a lot better, less miserable, and people will like you. many need this.

#OneButt_OneDay Day 27 #Integra from #Hellsing

Revisiting a Halloween tradition of mine with some Hellsing art, this time with Sir Integra! 👓👱‍♀️🚬 Practiced with lighting in this one.