Me with all the KSU crash out today

This is what happens when you let a RB be your QB. EL OH EL ISU 1-0

A graphic of all teams that have a win in Big 12 play

KSU right now!

I'm not saying this is an ugly ass game, but we are definitely setting the bar VERY low for the rest of the season

Why did my "KSU first TD made by a running back" bet go through? Avery is a RUNNING BACK

What was the total yardage and why did I not bet my mortgage on the under?

Imagine pitching the ball on the 1 yard line. In the rain. When you have 4 tightends that can all block and NOT qb sneak...

If Iowa State wins today - I will not be silenced. If they lose, I'm muting all SM for a week.

So the Selection Committee is now going to use a computer to help balance SoS and give more clarity on good and bad losses? Wild. I don't think I ever heard of this advanced technology before! /s

🌽>🌾 Examples Corn tortillas > Flour tortillas Cornflakes > Wheaties Tortillas chips > WheatThins Popcorn > Saltines Doritos > "Fried Flour" Chips Used for Fuel > Can't be used for fuel 18.6 Billion in exports > 8.5 Billion in exports Continuous Growth > Rapid Decline

Hey food service friends - how many of you are actually reporting cash tips? Because I can tell you for a FACT I'm not reporting ANY cash. Especially a *stares close* 3ish dollar tip LMFAO

Why aren't they using their school colors?!

Uh....duh? But...funny part about this is Iowa will need to stop cheating by getting illegally eligible punters.

You know what genuinely pisses me off? Scalpers in the TCG world. Like homie, you're a sports cards scalper trying to tell someone to go off eBay current listing for Pokémon? 1.) Use TCG 2.) Always go off last sold. You think I was born yesterday? When I know what it's worth and you bitch about

I was really wanting to wait to comment on the new Pope's views since I'm not fully part of the Catholic Church, but anyone saying (Konverted Katholic Karens) that this Pope is liberal af, I just have to laugh. Cradle Catholics never did Bible Study. We had religion class, but that never consisted

NCAA IS SOOOOO BACK! Let's fine these folks where the information gathered was from an illegal act! WOOOOOO! But seriously. Is it REALLY a crime to bet on yourself?! (basketball bets by football staff)

For those in the IT field, can we all collectively hate a try to crash Broadcom? Sick of their bullshit...

Bo nie Blue ain't got nothing on me when it comes to shoving down meat followed by a creamy dessert!

Me rolling up to a Brazillian Steakhouse.

Am I considered fancy now?

I am truly convinced that if the SEC got in the correct amount of schools and so did the Big XII and were seeded properly, Big XII would've had a 7-1 record and the SEC would have been at 5-3 or 6-2. Most of those teams didn't blow anyone out at higher seeds.

Today was a good day 😊

Now THAT'S a rimjob. No pause.

Huh, so shoving is okay now?

Is it illegal to want to ask for a massive cyclone to take out a bunch of tigers?

The SEC bias got more teams into the tournament than what they rightfully deserved. Remember when the Big XII cannibalized itself and we got in a bunch of teams and everyone was complaining? Yeah - why is it that we aren't seeing more figureheads complaining about a shitty SEC and ACC team making it

Oh no....Gamblin' Gauchos are reporting Matt Campbell to Iowa for the MBB coaching job! 😭 MY LITTLE HEART CAN'T TAKE THAT!

I need to say something about this and I really need for everyone to breathe and read. 1.) I do not like K-State 2.) I do not like Coleman Hawkins. Most people know this, but for the passerby, this is important because what I'm about to say can be controversial and, to be honest, dick-ish.

I'm not mad that we lost. We all knew playing without Keshon and Tamin was going to be rough especially playing a walk-on for double digit minutes. I'm mad that we had a shot and these refs sucked major ass.

Aaaaah. Yes. So Tater Tot Saunders gets breathed on it's a foul, but Jackson gets mauled by 4 dudes and it's "being physical." Yeah. Okay.

What the fuck are these officials on?!

I want Fran's pocket square

How exactly does BYU get away with bloody murder every game, but we sneeze and get a foul?

Fran Niang mention #1

D-SWAT

CUJO CAN'T FUCKING MISS

CUJO: ON FIRE! BALLS BACK!

HEAT CHECK

Brother - idk how you call it a foul when he literally butterfingered the ball

Hey BYU, could you NOT?!

Overtime! YES PLEASE!

Oh. So they DO know what a technical foul is!

Imagine chirping at Tamin just to get locked down by Kelderman

We better win by 30

MOMMY FOR MONEY!

CUJO SHIT THAT ALL THE WAY FROM AMES, OKLAHOMA!

The KSU fan yelling "AND ONE!" every foul doesn't know ball.