The sun never sets. We just like to pretend that it does so we feel like we're important for its existence

I think one of my favourite music genres right now is relaxing chill low-fi music with relationship arguments or people screaming at each other sampled in the background. Yes my parents are divorced. How did you guess?

The people who now claim that the future of gaming is in generative AI feel very much like the same kinda people that about 10 years ago were sure that gaming on PC and consoles was dead and that in the future everyone would only play games on their mobile phones

There is no better feeling in this life than waking up from a good nap. If your asking what a good nap is you never had a good nap. Yes I did just wake up from a good nap

It's crazy how far vegan food options have come over the last decade. When my sister became a vegan around 10 years ago my mom had to drive to another city so we could find a shop that sold tofu and right now I'm eating pasta with vegan pesto I bought at the regular grocery store around the corner

Since I want everyone, regardless of gender identity, to be able to experience the "joy" of being hit on in sleazy way, here's a thread of bad pickup lines I came up with for trans, nonbinary and otherwise non-cis people: (DISCLAIMER: Do not use these irl unless you want to embarass yourself)

I've been reading a lot of Manhwas lately and it's strange how all these Korean authors keep on writing stories where 95% of the problems are caused by strict emotionally unavailable uncommunicative parents with too high expectations and a bias towards one of their children. Weird huh :)

I was today years old when I learned that the English abreviation I.O.U. literally stands for "I Owe You". Only ever seen it writing and never said it out loud so I just thought it refered to some actual specific document or legal term and never put two and two together

Whenever I see a clip of Bryan Alvarez talking about NXT or Ava nowadays I get reminded of the quote from BobbyBroccoli's SSC video where Admiral James D. Watkins, after having been informed of the need for a budget increase, reportedly "went non-linear and had to be scraped of the ceiling"

Oh the cruel urge to learn Japanese just so I can watch anime without having to pay attention to them

Personality update installed. From this point forward I'm going to be super interested in bats because I want to have a cool animal obsession like other people and I actually don't need a better reason to justify reading bat related wikipedia articles :)

Jesus Christ I just tried running without a bra for the first time in a while and my breasts felt like they would tear themself off. Bounciness is great and all but I think I'm now confined to walking speed unless I put them in boobie jail :(

I think AEW is kinda like a cat. They are usually somewhat intelligent but also sometimes do stupid things just because they're bored or overly excited yet at other times they do stuff for reasons mere mortals seemingly can't comprehend but they also usually land back on their feet most of the time

I think not knowing what the word kafkaesque means is the most kafkaesque thing you can do

Next year US works published in 1930 will become public domain. The fact that every year from now on Disney will lose the rights to more and more of their classic characters with us slowly but surely getting closer to their modern design fills me with an amount of glee I can hardly describe

All the various different circumstances that had to come together to make the fact that Bangkok is the capital of Thailand so uniquely funny kinda makes you ponder the existence of a higher power with a really strange sense of humour

I'm not saying that we should stop naming anything vaguely science-related in Greek or Latin but what I am saying is that whoever came up with the name "pedometer" should have maybe thought twice about that

Oh no I'm again feeling the urge to hug every animal I see but I'm burdened by the knowledge that most animals don't want to be hugged. Send help :(

Due to the cloudflare outage going on I'm currently collecting sticks to sharpen into spears. If the internet goes down I want to be ready to go full cavewoman mode

It's scary how often I forget that trans people exist. That would probably be a very bad thing on its own but it's actually even worse because I'm trans myself :)

I think the first time I fully was like "Yeah, I guess I really am aromantic" was when I heard some guy complain about getting friendzoned by a girl and I genuienly couldn't understand how that was supposed to be a bad thing

It would be really funny if in regard to the existence of alien life we as humans are just all suffering from massive imposter syndrome insofar as that we look upon the world we created and altered to pur needs and just assume that other beings must have already done the same things to their worlds

Doing art is annoying because even though I can't achieve it for now I always strive for perfection yet the world I'm trying to depict is inherently imperfect so it really is a fool's errand

Batman is probably pretty insufferable as a guest at a diner because he seems like the kind of guy to ask "Got ham?" every time he orders a sandwich

I think my prefered way to get people to open up their hearts to me is with a scalpell

Saw some tits from my window just now. Really awesome little things but they were gone so fast that I couldn't even take a photo :( Think it was blue tits but I'm not good with birds. Hope they come back and bring their friends next time :)

A good example why the whole thing about AI being put into everything is a stupid idea is that every time I unsucessfuly try to find a way how I can turn those features off I ask the AI itself how to disable it only for it to give me a wrong answer that is just completely made up

Climate change deniers are no fun. If they at least had a good reason for it like "Let's get revenge on the icebergs for what they did to the Titanic" or smth I could understand it but no they're not even the entertaining kind of stupid

If you sell carpets at your shop and your name begins with D you are legally obligated to call it the D. Rug Store

Still unsure wether or not I cringe every time I put hashtags in my posts because I'm just not used to it, because I hate it or because I don't actually want people to read my thoughts

I don't really watch AEW but one way to get that to happen would be to appeal to the dinosaur fan in me and have Luchasaurus win the Unified Title if only so that we can call him the Supercontinental Champion #aew #wrestling #luchasaurus

TIL that gorillas have really tiny penises. Guess I just never thought about it that much but I would've guessed that they got atleast a small banana instead of a below average champignon. The more you know huh

An organised german state has existed for over 1100 years yet somehow alternate history writers are seemingly incapable of incorporating it into their setting without jerking off about those two failed autocracies that even counted together don't even make up 100 of those years. Wonder why... :)

This poem is one I still like a lot. I wrote it a few years ago when my mental health was at a low point. I'm doing a lot better now so while things still aren't perfect yet, this poem helps me look back to that time and remember how far I've come Here's "A cold winter" #poetry #poem

Probably the first real poem I wrote a couple years ago when I was pissed off about some stuff and needed an outlet. Not my best work but I still kinda like it. Here's "The Bleeding": #poem #poetry

Old poem of mine. Might post some of my older stuff from my poetry phase. Idk yet because English isn't my first language and I had no idea what I was doing back then so theire probably not very good. Anyways heres "Rainwarning" 🌧 #poetry

🪷 Breasts are for strangers Boobs are for lovers Tits are for friends 🪷

Just thinking about metals right now. Chemical elements are actually kinda crazy

It is kinda wild to me that there are adults running around right now that have never lived in a world without Youtube. Is this what getting old feels like?

It's kinda wild how furries and dnd alone are the things that make being an artist an atleast somewhat viable career path nowadays

American TV shows have convinced me that all high school students look like Canadians in their early twenties except one group of students with L.A. accents in their mid to late twenties that somehow is always involved when smth of note happens

Don't know if it's a weird thing but I love casual non-sexual nudity in media. Like people just talking while getting dressed, friends showering together, couples getting up after sleeping naked without covering themselves etc. It just feels so much more real and intimate without it being sexualized

There's no spot more comfortable than the spot on your bed you warmed with your body while sleeping and that in itself is a dangerous trap

You know, if it weren't for the cost, the smell, the environmental effects, the trash, having to inhale it, the addictiveness, the bad image, the regulations, the effort and the effects on people's health, smoking would be really cool :(

I just fell down a big adhd thought hole starting with what my opinion of Taylor Swift is, going over to how you can't rly say who the greatest musician ever is, to how musical genres are fully arbitrary, then to how music itself is just a human idea and finally to the question what is even music?

Most artists, myself included, would probably be fucked when they encounter a bear because we'd probably just end up arguing wether or not that animal is black or brown so in the end we would neither lay down or fight back and just get eaten

Hm I think I'm currently discovering that I'm probably allergic to peaches, passion fruit and/or coconut because I ate a joghurt containing all three and I suspect it isn't normal that there's a stinging feeling on my tongue and that my stomach started hurting after I ate it. Not sure though...

A good thing to always remember before replying to that one annoying post or getting into an argument with someone is that most people are just pretty stupid so it's rarely worth your time. Trust me. I'm a person that can be pretty stupid sometimes and I like nothing more than wasting your time :)

I do like pro wrestling but I'm so glad that I do not have to share my opinions about it to anyone. Mainly because a lot of my thoughts about it are just boring stuff like: Are the wrestlers at the upcoming NXT vs. TNA show going to wear ill-fitting branded shirts to the ring like it's tradition?

If your an writer and your unsure if your characters names are too over the top just remember that a guy that was born as Gaius Octavius Thurinus would later in life end up being called Princeps Imperator Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus so I think you'll be alright witch whatever you come up with