So Ontario, Canada just ran a 30-second commercial during the American League Championship Series slamming Trump's tariffs using audio from a Ronald Reagan speech. Way to go, hosers!

Why is the White House like a pair of tight jeans? *beat* Not enough ballroom.

I'm sure the people in his neighborhood who are afraid to leave their pets out after dark will be relieved.

Kilroy is one of us.

Information is power. That’s why they want as much of yours as they can get. Don’t make it easy for them.

Why does Hollywood keep trying to make Tron a thing?

We are rebranding again.

I'm actually surprised there are not a lot of guys in Louisiana with guns in their waistbands shooting their own dicks.

Faraday bags soon to become the hot fashion accessory.

Hip, hip - Jorge!

This baseball game is just bonkers. 13 innings of ‘we are not fucking losing!’

The Supreme Commander of the Antifa Expeditionary Force.

Another famous Antifa leader.

Copilot is just Clippy on crystal meth.

Support independent media. Corporate media has been completely compromised and are nothing more than fascist mouthpieces for the regime.

I still sometimes blink in amazement at how fast a modern computer can boot up.

That slide will forever be known as the Flying Guerrero. #BlueJays

Bad may be understating things a wee bit.

I just now noticed that all the cars driving through the shot are a funeral procession.

Press Release: We the People announce that courageous citizen patriots using cars constrained federal immigration goons in Broadview, IL from committing further mayhem, with one exercising 2nd Amendment rights to help protect neighbors, family and friends from the invasion of fascist ICE thugs.

Twins fans.

If you are a Minnesota resident and want to buy a handgun or semi-automatic rifle or shotgun with pistol grip, you will need a Permit to Purchase. You apply at your local sheriff or police department and it takes up to 30 days to process. Know your rights, exercise your rights, or lose your rights.

Fucking Guardians doing it again. Best story in baseball not named Ohtani. #Cleveland

Bazinga.

I installed a new printer yesterday and that fucker dropped six shortcuts on my desktop. Six! Has the whole world gone mad or what?

The thing is, you don't have to compartmentalize everything based on political orientation. I'm the kind of liberal Dirty Harry hated, but I'll watch every Clint Eastwood movie out there. And if Stranglehold comes on the radio, Ted Nugent can fuck off, I'm still cranking it to eleven.

Yeah, I should probably clear my browser history before the rapture starts, just in case.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Feeling downtown. #Minneapolis

Tricky thing, triggering stochastic terrorism. You just never know for sure how it's going to manifest or who the target will be.

The proper response to angry, hypocritical demands that we limit our constitutionally protected free speech in any way is “Fuck you.”

Are you sure about that, Meta?

If you list Robert Redford’s best movies and leave out Jeremiah Johnson I reckon we should talk.

If we’re going to do McCarthyism again, can we at least agree that Russia is our fucking enemy again?

Fuck it. I'm starting Oktoberfest tomorrow.

A good doctor would never tell a patient they have cancer because the stress could just make the cancer worse.

This is a national media personality openly suggesting a genocidal Final Solution for the homeless in America.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Charlie Kirk getting killed by a right wingnut because he wasn't conservative enough. That was not on my conspiracy board.

Always and forever, fuck the Yankees.

Well. Thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk, then. That is all.

Another whole day of watching football should fix everything, I'm sure of it.

Uff da.

Right now in American history is what boils feel like right before they burst.

I learned quite some time ago that I have control over almost nothing that happens in life except how I react to it. I can ignore it, observe it, analyze it, question it, confront it, attack it or run away from it, it's all up to me. And that's where our power is.

One possible scenario is Trump didn't go golfing, he went to Walter Reed for a dialysis port. They'll probably set up a machine in the WH residence to use a few times a week. The diuretics for his heart failure have wrecked his kidneys. He may also be having small strokes complicating his dementia.

It’s not a popular opinion, but I believe the human race absolutely peaked when we domesticated dogs and cats and horses. Few things have benefited mankind more.

Jurnelizm.

If you're just filling out your scorecard, here's the deal. Vladimir Putin is the current US president and Donald Trump is his proxy. When Trump dies, Peter Theil will be president via his proxy, JD Vance.

Send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave