So apparently Libby allows AI generated content. I'm so mad and disappointed in them I can't even. I just took their survey in the app and told them to stop NOW and I recommend you do the same!

One of my neighbors has decided that today - the Sunday before Christmas, a beautiful, sunny day when it's warm enough to have all the windows open - was the day for him to use his chainsaw in the front yard. ALL. DAY. 😤

Uhhh my Lyft driver going rogue. This has never happened to me before. I'm not worried that he's going to murder me, but I am worried that he thinks Sepulveda will be better.

Every time I put on makeup I remember that I really don't know how to put on makeup but by then it's too late. 😬

Hearing this club remix of that Blue Da Boo Dee song play in the airport is bad enough. Hearing it play twice in 20 minutes is uncalled for.

I'm apparently the type of person who will fly to another city to go to a concert with friends now. How did this happen?? Who am I, a *fancy* person???

This game sucks 🤨

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Dear sandwich shops: if I am unable to pierce your bread with my teeth your bread is not good for sandwiches. Stop it.

Repost with a favorite book from childhood.

Post a ship that’s not Star Wars or Star Trek.

Post a ship that’s not Star Wars or Star Trek

It's embarrassing how often I check the Fish Doorbell 😅 visdeurbel.nl/en/

We have a TV in the reception area of my office that is always set to TBS and apparently the only show they air is Friends. Those actors probably get more in residuals from that one show than I'll make in my entire life.

What the ever loving FUCK is this shit on my instagram: #flamesonthesideofmyface

We're keeping an eye on the Eaton fire but there's no evacuation order for our area so far. Our cars are packed and we have an evac plan anyway. Stay safe everyone 💜 Now, please enjoy this political statement:

Looks like it's time to actually delete my fb account instead of just ignoring it.

Finally finished! I promise the colors look more like pink purple and teal in natural light 😅 Thank you for coming with me on this journey. I hope you were at least mildly entertained.

ONE THOUSAND YEARS LATER I finally have all the color in! I'm so tired of standing in my bathroom holding both my arms up 😣

I'm really doing my part to add more content to bluesky today. 🤣 You're welcome everybody!

Full bleach point. The blue never comes out all the way.

Oops. Accidental chemical burn on my forehead from the bleach 😬

Unexpectedly cool midway point

I don't normally do this myself. It's really hard to do the back one-handed in a reverse mirror image 🤣

So I guess now I've got time to refresh my hair color 🤷 Stay tuned for the play-by-play!

My coworker gave me covid a few days ago so now I'm banned from Christmas*. I've had extremely mild symptoms but according to the angry red line on my covid test and an article on the internet I have a "tremendously high" viral load. 🙄 (*I have a 6mo nephew who we don't want catching covid)

People of LA - why am I hearing fireworks right now? Was there a big sports thing tonight, or is December 23rd a secret holiday that I've never observed before?

Happy Black Friday! Support your favorite independent historical literary comedy group and get a sweet sweet deal!

Nothing makes me crankier than sales emails with the words "AI powered" in them. #burnitalldown

I hate this game.

Huh. Apparently being off twitter for 2 years actually broke my habit of posting inane bullshit. Not sure if I want that back.

For everyone: Post a banger that isn't in English open.spotify.com/track/59WDxA...

Here we go again.