3 things I learned from #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer: 1. Check for a pulse on all dead bodies. 2. Never watch TV too loud if the door is unlocked. 3. Don't drink and ride with your head out of the sunroof. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt0119...

3 things I learned from #DragMeToHell: 1. Pay your mortgage on time. 2. If someone is not paying their mortgage on time, don't piss them off. 3. In the land of the sighted, the one-eyed woman is sort of creepy. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt1127...

3 things I learned from #ElviraMistressOfTheDark: 1. It pays to have a magical estranged great aunt. 2. No one spends $50 on a cookbook for sentimental reasons. 3. Using gold glitter basically guarantees a standing ovulation. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt0095...

3 things I learned from #NightOfTheReaper: 1. Sure is boring watching someone play Centipede. 2. If the cops can't solve a murder, maybe check with the babysitter. 3. No such thing as too much cowbell. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt3437...

3 things I learned from #28YearsLater: 1. Churches are becoming less and less safe. 2. No one likes an alpha. 3. Dang, maybe not all orange people are evil. 🤔 #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt1054...

3 things I learned from #28WeeksLater: 1. No kissing your spouse after they've died. 2. Anyone one saying "Everything is fine," while crying is a liar. 3. The enemy of your enemy is also your enemy. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt0463...

3 things I learned from #28DaysLater: 1. Don't skip cardio day. 2. Never stand underneath dead bodies. 3. People are the absolute worst. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt0289...

3 things I learned from #TheToxicAvenger (2025): 1. Careful which way you shot your acid urine. 2. A toilet will absolutely obliterate a human head. 3. The company you work for doesn't care about you. Side notes: No parkour! #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt1633...

3 things I learned from #TheTexasChainsawMassacre: 1. Proud of your job? Carry around photos of your work to share with others. 2. Blowing raspberries will help you feel better. 3. Good table manners exemplify a sophisticated family. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt0072...

#ScaryMovieMonth begins! Remember when I showed you all those movies you were way too young to be watching? What else are dads for? Check back for lots of movie wisdom from a solid 31 days of terror. You'll be wetting the bed again in no time. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies

3 things I learned from #Relay: 1. Have curtains. 2. If someone is too good to be real, they probably aren't. 3. Eye liner = evil. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt1153...

3 things I learned from #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail: 1. Ducks float. 2. Pay attention to the teeth. 3. A good spanking now and then doesn't hurt. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #ni www.imdb.com/title/tt0071...

3 things I learned from #WhatDreamsMayCome: 1. All dogs go to heaven. 2. Don't hesitate to step over a few people on your way to Hell. 3. Sometimes when you lose, you win. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0120...

3 things I learned from #F1TheMovie: 1. Losing at poker is the fastest way into a woman's heart. 2. Don't post pics of your mom. 3. A gambling addiction will either make your life waaay worse or waaaaaaaay better. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt1631...

3 things I learned from #TheA-Frame: 1. Don't be late to cancer support meetings. 2. Never mix up male and female cats. 3. It's a real bummer to still be alive after being liquified. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt2765...

3 things I learned from #WillyWonka&TheChocolateFactory: 1. If you're feeling blue, seek professional help. 2. Pay attention to anyone singing you advice. 3. Grandparents who say they're too tired to get up are LIARS. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0067...

3 things I learned from #TheCleaner: 1. Window cleaners spend surprisingly little time cleaning. 2. Drop it from high enough, and a sponge can absolutely obliterate a person. 3. Never be a bad guy with good intentions. 💀💀💀 #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt2781...

3 things I learned from #TheArtificeGirl: 1. Only a few particular types of people use chat rooms these days. 2. Everything has a secret. 3. Being miserable, more than anything else, is what makes us human. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt2085...

3 things I learned from #Highest2Lowest: 1. Boston sucks. 2. Don't wear your friend's clothes in public. 3. The family standing NEXT to the rich family is in the most danger. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt3119...

3 things I learned from #HowToTrainYourDragon: 1. Anyone named after a bodily function is bound to have daddy issues. 2. Nothing builds trust like eating ABC fish. 3. It’s surprisingly easy to start a revolution against a queen. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt2674...

3 things I learned from #EenieMeenie: 1. Don't put on someone else's after-shower underwear. 2. Check for traffic before exiting a car. 3. You can't hit someone with a Tesla. Side Note: No tigers were caught in the duration of this film. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt1551...

3 things I learned from #TheRuleOfJennyPen: 1. Smoking will kill ya one way or another. 2. Puppeteering has a dark side. 3. It's rude to tug on another person's catheter. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt6874...

3 things I learned from #BreakingAway: 1. Don't forget to punch the clock. 2. When a dad's pocket protector comes off, you know it's business time. 3. Never trust an Italian cyclist. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0078...

3 things I learned from #LadyChatterley'sLover (2022): 1. Brit's are just so proud of themselves when they pronounce lieutenant with an F. 2. Mind where you park your car. 3. Your mom still watches movies sometimes without telling me... 😳 #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt1436...

3 things I learned from #Nobody2: 1. A duck boat is any boat with a duck on top of it. 2. If your target runs into a hall of mirrors, just wait for them outside. 3. Family vacations are important. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt2899...

3 things I learned from #TheKidDetective: 1. Once a helicopter parent, always a helicopter parent. 2. Free ice cream for life is not all it's cracked up to be. 3. You should probably be worried if your pee smells like fish. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt8980...

3 things I learned from #Osiris: 1. California knows how to party. 2. Even aliens can't improve on the design of shipping containers. 3. Don't forget to stop and look out a window once in a while. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt3117...

3 things I learned from #TheNakedGun: 1. Bon Jovi t-shirts aren’t just for wearing. 2. Don’t cross a snowman. 3. If you find yourself in a fight, go for the soft part of the belly. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt3402...

3 things I learned from #Weapons: 1. It's pretty impossible to scrub paint off of a car. 2. You can live on only soup for quite a while. 3. A̶ f̶o̶r̶k̶ potato peeler will absolutely obliterate a human face. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt2658...

3 things I learned from #CarnalKnowledge: 1. Round John Virgin is not a character from Robin Hood. 2. The bro code was established for a reason. 3. No one wants to take a nostalgic slideshow tour through your body count. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0066...

3 things I learned from #300RiseOfAnEmpire: 1. Don't row into fog. 2. The most unromantic kisses come from severed heads. 3. Fighting on water is harder than fighting on land. Fighting on fire is harder than both. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt1253...

#TrekTuesdays Final Thoughts: 1. San Fransisco is never safe. 2. The Enterprise really should invest in seatbelts. 3. 🟥 = ☠️ 4. Keep your eyes safe when Picard is issuing commands. 5. Find someone who searches for you like Kirk searches for Spock. What a ride! 🖖🖖🖖 #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬

3 things I learned from #StarTrekBeyond: 1. It can be hard to stay grounded in artificial gravity. 2. Don't believe every sob story you hear. 3. Beastie Boys are classic rock. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #trektuesday www.imdb.com/title/tt2660...

300th post! 3 things I learned from 300: 1. Don't deliver bad news to Sparta. 2. HGH was readily available in 480 B.C. 3. If you can’t beat 'em, bring the rest of your army and beat 'em. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0416...

3 things I learned from #ThatThingYouDo!: 1. Drummers should never leapfrog street meters. 2. Thunderbirds are go was made with puppets! 3. If you can’t find your base player, check Disneyland. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0117...

3 things I learned from #Eddington: 1. "Mask Mandate" meant different things to different people. 2. No protesting in the street cause the Amazon deliveries must go through. 3. Katy Perry's "Firework" is a real trigger for some people. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt3117...

3 things I learned from #GonjiamHauntedAsylum: 1. Furniture does not belong on the ceiling. 2. Hands off any creepy voodoo dolls that move themselves. 3. No one likes a cat person. Side Note: pspspspspspsps #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt8119...

3 things I learned from #TheSwimmer: 1. A slap on the rump is a nice way to say hello. 2. Ditch the old man swimming partner before visiting any nudist’s properties. 3. It’ll cost you 50 cents and a shower to swim with the peasants. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0063...

UPDATE 1 thing I learned from #SimonBirch: 1. This is NOT the perfect romantic film to make your move in. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0124...

3 things I learned from #Loser: 1. Try putting gloves on BEFORE picking up any newborn animals. 2. Nothing better than self-loathing complaint rock you can dance to. 3. #SimonBirch is the perfect romantic film to make your move in. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0217...

3 things I learned from #StarTrekIntoDarkness: 1. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few prime directives. 2. Some guys are bad in every timeline. 3. That radiation blocking plexiglass still holding strong I see. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #trektuesday www.imdb.com/title/tt1408...

3 things I learned from #Superman (2025): 1. Parents are here to help you make a fool of yourself all on your own. 2. It's very easy for a small problem to become a big one. 3. If you’re terrific, make sure your jacket says so. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt5950...

3 things I learned from #TheLifeList (Mom’s pick): 1. Don’t text and drive. 2. Never heckle a comedian you just hit on. 3. If you’re going to solo dance naked at a family party to your high school music, lock the door. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt2172...

3 things I learned from #TheMinistryofUngentlemanlyWarfare: 1. No grenades during target practice. 2. A single sharp arrow can do a lot of damage. 3. You can't take it with you when you die, but you can if you're just leaving Africa. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt5177120/

3 things I learned from #40Acres: 1. No hiding girls in the barn. 2. Never get locked in a house after breaking into it. 3. Some people are a barrel of laughs, some people are a barrel of arms. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies www.imdb.com/title/tt2963...

3 things I learned from #DeathRace2000: 1. Don't drive over any exploding babies. 2. The fastest route across America is on dirt roads. 3. Sometimes the best thing you can give your enemies is a hand. Side Note: Teenagers = 40pts #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt0072...

3 things I learned from #FreakyTales: 1. Deadly weapons can make for a romantic gift. 2. The darker the berry the harder the slap. 3. Don't bring a baseball bat to a samurai sword fight. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 www.imdb.com/title/tt2194...

3 things I learned from #StarTrek(2009): 1. Discuss baby names 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 imminent death. 2. You DO NOT want a viral infection from Melvaran Mud Fleas. 3. Space is bright, kiddos. Bring your 🕶️. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #trektuesday www.imdb.com/title/tt0796...

3 things I learned from #SnowWhite: 1. Saying "Hi ho," to someone is officially no longer considered insulting. 2. Having luxuries is confusing for the poor. 3. B&E is much more acceptable if you're an attractive young woman. #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #disney www.imdb.com/title/tt6208...

Final thoughts from 70 years worth of movies in #BacktoSchool Week: 1. If your prom isn't happening in slow motion, you're doing it wrong. 2. Alcohol is free and alarmingly easy to find. 3. The more high school changes, the more it stays the same. What did you learn? #filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬