I take my showers one drop at a time just like everyone else

Disgusting waste and human remains in my brain again!

every day

EXPLODES YOU IN FUCJING JOSUKE THEME

does he know?

> be me axtually.. no.. stop.. stop being me. just... no.

it might be m none of my business, but what?

"Gregory..." [EXASPERATED SIGH] "...are you THEREUH?"

Somehow I keep stumbling into the right answer.

dope?

WELL, THESE LIPS AINT GONNA KISS THEMSELVES! [I then have a violent make out session with the air] [it's grotesque] [the cops are called]

oh yeah thats the stuff

PLEASE

Party bois

lied

ok im tire

sometimes you just wanna draw something profound

imagine every time I sigh a little leaf drops off my head

genuinely

Do they make idiots for losers?

do goldfish colors only come in cheddar flavor

Dear Rebeccas everywhere, Why are you gay? Signed, Cool

eat him!!!!!

can someone fax this to my therapist

Sorry, I've just been sooooo busy the question in busy:

how much fuck do you think i give

give me a movie with all this cool tech and some guy is like "sorry I like my blankets *analog*"

they hate when I start mentioning th

rolling up to the function in my average white dad cosplay yelling JASON

I says ta her!! I says to the guy!! I love being here so fucking much.

head in my hads

if you sensed that im sorry :( Ill try not to let it happen again

YOURE ON THING FUCKING ICE !!!!!

The difference between the two sides of my family is that one side washes mushrooms and the other does not.

I have had six cups of coffee god save me

THE ACCENTS ALREADY COMING OUT I HAVENT EVEN BEEN HERE 5 MINUTES

why am I so nervous about existing right now this isn't what I asked for

they should turn me into 40 kilos of explosive material and instead of exploding me they should push me into the ocean therefore hindering me completely unable to ever follow my dream ever

wow... they made thim... my thusband...

its time to rekindle my Sekai obsession

I really loved it so much.

how many casualties do you think have happened on the hit show wheel of fortune because someone yelled out the answer?

Hm.

yea