I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

This dude is intense and correct

502 consecutive starts will never be even sniffed by anyone else. RIP legend

2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.

Gamers. It’s time

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize hard-drive.net/seymour-guad...

Dad Shushes Family While Focused On Jumbotron Hat Shuffle https://theonion.com/dad-shushes-family-while-focused-on-jumbotron-hat-shuffle/

ANNOUNCEMENT: Hard Drive Has Been Sold to Shinra Electric Power Company in 100 Trillion Gil Deal

I would like to announce my retirement from the Cha cha slide. After 20+ seasons of participating at weddings, bingo nights and gym classes I think it's time to take it back now y'all and focus on other efforts.

Just remembered how the Fall Out Boy version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" doesn't follow any sort of chronological order and got really angry again

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

"welcome to Disneyland, you must kill all fascists"

how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”

Mentally, we’re here.

My flops? Flipped. My ball? Pickled. My ankle? Rolled.

New Coolest Photo of Kojima dropped.

Might be a rocky start but don't worry, he'll be much better in a few years as Pope Leo XIV: A Realm Reborn

I know the Universes Beyond sets are pretty controversial, but I'm so stoked to go ham on the Final Fantasy Magic cards

great thread. Modern times have brought even greater clarity to the rights of all people

Get you a congressperson who can enumerate the literary themes of the best anime ever produced.

It's so over

Seeing everyone enjoy clair obscur expedition 33 is really cool, but it makes me sad that I have no time to play clair obscur expedition 33

I think I got a Switch 2? Maybe?

Le Blanc de Blanc, by Georges Mathieu, 1987, 📸 by @catocataldo

Digimon was absolutely wild for this. Happy Good Friday!

Getting older has involved me becoming a Gundam appreciator

Bad AAPL

Cain smiting Abel with God's Expulsion of Cain from the Garden of Eden, by Sebastiano & Marco Ricci, 1716, 📸 via @PeteBlackburn

Just found out because of the stupid tariffs they have to ship all my figures with a lower polygon count :(

Can someone find his RYM account for me? www.nme.com/news/music/t...

This is the kind of vibe I bring to the function

New Bug Moment EP = GREAT

I've been making myself laugh non-stop thinking about Pops from Regular Show doing a cover of Guess (feat. Billie Eilish) by Charli xcx

The #AMKE streak since 2013 continues

Not rushing to find out anytime soon, but I think I'd be really good at being unemployed

Spotting Giles Corey in the gym and seeing him have an easy time with his set: "more weight?"

on the news!! out now open.spotify.com/album/5Cwzu9...

walk softly, or you'll end up wearing your coffee