FACT: DELTARUNE TODAY (jamily)

FACT: Jammmmmmmmmmme

FACT: I let the bass go so many years ago now. The bass is gone. It’s all gone.

FACT: It’s a beautiful Song to Same more

FACT: Jamie PaieaaeuaauoaauuhaasugaaauweaaauuuhgbuuuaaauueeaaauuuuaaasisleeaaauuueeiiayeaaoaauuiaaooouubhuaauoaauoaaaaauauauuuaaaaabhaaaauaabbubbububuaeueaaeuaassuihaabhuursaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaueaaieaggewaauuaaabbhyyaaauyaasyuewaauujhsaauureAuiokfdfbbbuaauyaaueuaaau. Aiaoao. Aoao. aia. Auaauaeaub. .aige

FACT: P

FACT: I do not want to be nothing, with you or not. I feel it would hurt quite a bit to literally be nothing, no? Like you cant really imagine it but say you’d be in a void thats gotta feel real weird i’d be so scared

FACT: They're all lesbians. (Is the image related or unrelated? You decide. Epic Rap Battles of History)

FACT: Bob room

FACT: I just listened to like 6 sad Periphery songs in a row alone in my car and I was on the verge of tears

Hello!

FACT: I can't take it anymore (jamiely)

FACT: It's the same thing over again.

FACT: Jamie Paige is Jamie af. Like sincerely, who Jamie to this Paige

FACT: fabor folley,,,,,,,,,

FACT: The J in JamieP stands for J, as in “Jamie Paige”.

FACT: The P in JamieP stands for Payton. Say hi, Payton! @paytontheninja.bsky.social

FACT: “My Darling, My Companion” is a fucked up song designed to make me specifically sob and cry every time i think about even one god damned second of it. What the hell jamie

FACT: AAH AAH AHH HERE COME THE BIRDS AAH AAH AAH AAH 🐓🐤🐦🐓🦉🐓🐧🦤🐤🦆🦜🕊️🦅🐥🐥🦆🐣🐣🦢🦢🦃🐣

FACT: …why DID it sound like that?

FACT: Jamie Paige has unfortunately Jamie sPloded. No more jamie jams :(

FACT: Accordion played on “BIRDBRAIN” once belonged to They Might Be Giants’ John Linnell! This one is actually true, I just thought it was kind of neat.

FACT: “Machine Love” has a spooky evil twin titled “Machine Hate”, which was of course written by Jamie Paevil.

FACT: Jamie Paige is NOT a member of Red Vox. Contrary to popular belief, Jamie Paige and Vinny Vinesauce ARE different people. The popular belief is that theyre the same person, i decided

FACT: Jamie Pond is Having a Straige. Call a Tetulance.

FACT: Jamie Paige is the best musician to ever walk the earth solely because she sometimes uses Microsoft GS Wavetable Synth and thats fucking awesome.

FACT: Spring isn’t coming. Pack it up.

FACT: Anew AGAIN?! That's the 4th time this week!

FACT: The P in JamieP actually stands for Periphery. This is because Jamie Paige is actually the entire band of Periphery. Big Jamie doesn't want you to know this.

FACT: It's my good buddy Joe's birthday. Say happy birthday. This has to do with Jamie Paige trust me

FACT: Be weird and get sincere with it.

FACT: Jamie probably like ate breakfast and it was probably very tasty. Certified

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FACT: S

OPINION: I like the taste of salsa and popcorn

FACT: George Washington has had 0 involvement with Jamie Paige, this is because he has been dead for 226 years.

FACT: THE Jamie ARE COMING (MULTIPLYING)

FACT: Trust me, you should actually not wish that you could fall. That shit hurts bro

FACT: These Companions are JamiePissing me off. I'm the original Constant

FACT: Contrary to the songs title, you will not be hearing some more of that song. This is because the song is over. It ended. You've heard all there is. Go home. Go to bed. It's 12 in the morning. What are you doing listening to Jamie Paige. Get a good nights rest.

FACT: Jamie Paige is NOT a Musician, Jamie Paige is a omniscent God and entity above our human comprehension

FACT: THE SHRIMP ARE COMING (MULTIPLYING)

FACT: That's right, the Constant Companions (Deluxe Edition) is in my MIND!

FACT: I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the line. I knew. I KNEW I shouldn't have done it. But you know, every line goes SOMEWHERE! It had to go SOMEWHERE!!!

FACT: You're telling me a SHRIMP SHRIMPed thSHRIMP frieSHRIMP THrice SHRIMPYOURE TELLING MShrimp shriRICE!?!??!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!sh

FACT: The slaughter's BACK and BETTER THAN EVER! Introducing Flavor Foley 2: Flavor Foler! Featuring just all three members of Flavor Foley but we just cloned them a ton so now there are like 5 DIFFERENT JAMIE PAIGES! WOAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! (Picture very related)

FACT: Kasane Teto cannot “make it autumn every single day”. No one can do this. She is a liar and a deceiver.

FACT: The shrimp

FACT: The title of “Ballroom” is a nod to the “Sphere”, the narrative connection of course being that the sphere. Sphere. Sphere. Sphere. Sphere. S

FACT: “BIRDBRAIN” wasn't written by Jamie Paige or co-written by OK Glass. It was instead written by “The Older Gentleman”, as is 96% of all music today. He's had the music industry in a chokehold for decades.