FRIENDLY FIRE

I shall sever ties with things that serve me no purpose. I live by this word, and nobody can change that.

My cat is apparently a "mixed Persian" but I don't even know what he's mixed with I just call him a remix

The object oriented UML diagram has no methods how do you expect me to code everything?! Goddamnit group assignments!!!

Chances of losing my scholarship is going high due to the ass group assignments, my soul keeps trying to fly out of my mouth everytime I open it to speak LMFAO!

Handwriting sucks so bad I moved to digital notes laugh my ass off

In my SQL code I couldn't find what's the errors so I put it into Deepseek and seven out of eight of them are spelling mistakes. Aaaaand the worst spellor of tha continant goes to... Finneass Fionerr!!!

So my cat pooped in my mom's room and I got very mad at him. I said out loud, "I hate you Choco," as he looked at me. I went to boil the kettle and when I turned around my cat was there. He looked at me with a small sparkle in his eyes and did a spin around my legs before heading to the backyard.

Studying and testing if your own intuition is true is a fun game to play eventhough you know nobody would believe in you. However, these personal experiences and exploration is what others can't replicate, hence there's a lot of value to it as it's something others shall never grasp about you.

I just slept an hour and a half on my desk I'm talented at this point

Electric guitar but instead it's electricity guitar for how shocked I get for how bad I play it every single time

If Charlie bit my finger Imma bit him back like he's from the Chocolate Factory.

One of the funniest things I ever did was wonder why the weather was so hot until my mom put her palm on my forehead and said I had a fever. This was last 2 years by the way.

Saw a car plate "WTF 5620". I really can't wait to see "BMW 1039" and "BYD 1748".

Since we'll be renovating our house in due time, I'm planning to build a dehumidifier and cameras with arduino if I there's any blueprints online. Dehumidifier because I actually need to take care of our electric guitar. Cameras to see if it's my cat that pissed under the bed or the strays outside

Someone just got into a car accident right in front of me, and the driver whose on probation that caused the crash literally drove away. Thank God I have a dash cam! I'm finally sending someone to jail with this footage! Gotcha on tape in HD, can't run away from me!

Operating Software more like Operation Stupid because I suck ass

Being reticent is a gift to myself to build strength. It sacrifices connection, but connecting to others is already low due to a certain type of illness. I used to yearn for it, but now I yearn for another connection. The connection to my psyche, something I shall never lose again after everything.

"No! Shoot me instead!" I say to save an innocent life. Next I was put inside a cannon and shot out to space.

Why not we call bullet ants, *cocks shotgun* ammo?

So like I'm supposed to pretend that camouflage exists

Do Olympians run faster due to the adrenaline from anxiety because they're in the Olympics or is it just all fair and square

Lines you won't hear in an animal documentary: The Black Mamba but let's ease the difficulty to survive so now it's about like 50-50% chance of survival like the Yin-yang, half-half.

It's really funny to me that DC has a villain called Punchline. That's the Joke I guess, or is it?

I know people whose the same age as me but never did I know Peppa Pig has been around the exact same years I have been.

The blue gopher shouts, "GO!" very loudly. The other languages stare with disbelief for how bad the blue gopher is in language as all it says is "GO!".

1 byte more like 1 bite is all it takes from a Python to die

Grade 2 in electric guitar but it feels like grade 8 because of how hard it is

Stand up comedy but you can't execute it because you're on Bluesky and all you can do to convey your jokes is through text

My lecturer: the online test has 15 questions and you have 10 minutes. Me: wtf. Also me: (finishes the test in 3 minutes)

Totally not me studying the art of comedy and my friend from highschool tells me "who treats comedy like a subject in university" and I actually perish into the air

In database today, we learnt about primary key, secondary key, and highschool key! Wait until I learn university key and work key.

You're actually joking you switched the venue of my class last minute and I didn't know and I entered a lecture hall where they are studying law. Next time I'm gonna add dynamites on my shoes and explode out the classroom than walk out in embarrassment because this happened more than 4 times already

I dreamt about playing Minecraft for two days straight I don't even play that game anymore wtf

Absolutely not me leaving semester 2 with no memories of what I learnt and heading to semester 3 with a fresh new start and brand new brain

Waiting for my results: never ending edition

Totally not me getting the most hilarious dream ever where I'm playing the electric guitar like Polyhia

Me plucking the flower petals saying, "retain my scholarship," and then plucking another, "retain my scholarship not," and it keeps going for 3 years and I find out that the last flower tells me, "you dumbass!" as I find out it's retain my scholarship not and I finally sink into the ground

Ideal Personality - Overprotective Finneas Fioner and Fillia Fora++

When I look out the window while driving I see some motorcyclists not wearing helmets. Dude, even Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible wears a helmet while motorcycling because he needs to survive

Happy April Fools!

Watch me make a donut in Blender3D and EAT it

Set free from the shackles of university for a month and a day

Looking at the subject line up for the next long semester, I think it's probably the heaviest semester in my entire degree. Most probably going to leave that semester with my body in tact but no consciousness.

I SWEAR one day I will play electric guitar like a HERO just like Polyphia, Tash Sultana, and my electric guitar teacher I'm actually going to SCREAM

What'sssss poppin' brozzzz!!! Let's BS through finals together YAHHH!!!!

Wait until I reach year 3 and do my final year project to blow your mind as it's (hopefully) a NixOS configuration. However, the sickest joke is that it might not be accepted by the lecturer and Imma trip down the staircase and lose my fingers to type on my laptop while falling for this joke.

Finneas Ernest sounds too cute so now we have

I really wanted to learn 3D modelling in Blender for ages but I still haven't. I want to 360° rotate my characters and give them a gun

"Lemme show you my drifting skills!" Finneas says as he viciously turns the steering wheel to the right. In the next day he wakes up in hospital with two arms and 2 legs but no consciousness.