Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) π§ββοΈβ
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An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
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1st of July. New
#pfp
. By law you have to get rid of any resemblance of
#pride
. It's law.
5 months ago
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Oh so like every other revolutionary woman
about 1 hour ago
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Got a craving and thinking of getting a BLL: Bangin' Lot of Lollies
about 3 hours ago
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Jokes on you; I've got more internalised hate than you'll ever hate me as a person or concept for all of eternity.
about 9 hours ago
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All the things she said // running through my head // running through my head // running through my head (Forgot what my wife said to me)
1 day ago
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I-
1 day ago
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"They grow up so fast π₯Ή" [Talking to the moldy veg in my fridge]
1 day ago
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You've heard of AI Slop but if you see it for a second time, does it become AI Sloppy Seconds
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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Idea for an educational comedy skit for kids: Stranger Danger Things
2 days ago
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She's just like me π₯Ή
2 days ago
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Woke up feeling "normal" today, which is odd cause the new "normal" is a terrible feeling of impending doom
3 days ago
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I went to the Capybara Cafe and disappointed I didn't get to see at least one Glen Powell
3 days ago
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Took my son to his very first Dragon Hot Pot
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Cleaning the shower can take 30 minutes or all day, there's no in between.
4 days ago
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The happiest part of my day is getting into bed at the end of the day.
5 days ago
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A "fidge cigarette" is so much more apt than a "full fat coke". Millennials aren't always right.
5 days ago
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Me trying to make friends with some sheep: "NOTHING BLEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY"
7 days ago
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You met me at a very "big rice" time of my life
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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You met me at a very "hope this email finds you well!!!" time of my life.
7 days ago
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Wife is laughing at me for referring to generic rice companies as "big rice"
7 days ago
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This but with pokemon
8 days ago
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Wanking. It's going to be wanking, isn't it.
8 days ago
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[trying to muster up school drama classes] "Yeah, like, Dua Lipa isn't even that hot"
8 days ago
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The best thing about having a kid is the sudden urge to then have another one
8 days ago
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"getting to bed at 7:30pm" level of exhausted
10 days ago
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I hope this email finds your smell
12 days ago
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It's giving Animorphs vibes, but from an apparition to an Asian man.
13 days ago
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Carmen
13 days ago
Every night forever
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"What do you regret most in life?" I dunno, but I'm sure my 2am brain will replay it a million times every night.
13 days ago
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*snorts*
16 days ago
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Chery (Great Australian Pods)
15 days ago
Great Australian Pods front page showing recently added podcasts including work from:
@shaeganvishal.bsky.social
@sandyosullivan.bsky.social
@cyberbanshee.bsky.social
Supported by
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#GreatAusPods
#AusPods
#Podcast
#Podcasts
#Podcasting
#Podcasters
#Australia
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When I became a parent, I didn't expect to repeat the daily phrase: "Are you pooing?"
16 days ago
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Bearded Pip
16 days ago
I will I was a little bit taller I will I was ballerβ¦
add a skeleton here at some point
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*snorts*
16 days ago
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Today I've done nothing and ached the entire time. Sounds like a regular Sunday.
16 days ago
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The roses in the garden think it's spring or something
17 days ago
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IYKYK WHAT IF I DONT KNOW THO
17 days ago
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In laws brought round broken rice, like my soul.
18 days ago
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1am. Struggling to sleep. Put on one of those black-screen-with-rain YouTube videos... and then it started to rain irl.
18 days ago
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"with respect" and it's the most disrespectful thing you've ever heard
18 days ago
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Watcha thinkin' about?
19 days ago
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Type of day (cold) where it's 7pm and you already need to be in your dressing gown
21 days ago
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[Sighs] [Lights cigarette] [Remembers I don't smoke] [coughs up a lung]
21 days ago
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Got wood?
22 days ago
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Fun fact: In Minecraft you eat 3Β³ meals a day
26 days ago
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M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&MM&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&MM&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&MM&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&MM&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&
26 days ago
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Not all photos are flattering
29 days ago
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Is there a point to job hunting on a public holiday or nah
30 days ago
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Watched Dunkirk (2017). Mum in tears. Cheers Nolan.
about 1 month ago
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