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Reading about the Rwandan genocide has made me quietly relieved that I live in a gun culture as opposed to a machete culture.

Kirkus Belli

For He maketh His sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Hiding baldness by shaving your entire head down to the skin is even more cowardly than getting a toupee

MC Serch walked so El-P could run

It should be legal to throw batteries at doge employees

People who are 100% pretty can never be 100% hot. To be hot - truly hot - you have to be just a little bit ugly.

The works of man sicken me

Prediction - Ghislane Maxwell will be a guest speaker at #cpac in 2026

If I ever get tricked into buying a beach house I will call it "Littoral Stimulation"

I finally consolidated "tbf" into my texting vocabulary so be prepared for some gently contrarian takes

World's most uncomfortable cuck chair. Almost not worth it.

Grok, is "Jugs out July" real? Grok, where do people celebrate "Jugs out July"? Grok, write a short dramatic monologue in which a man tries to convince a woman that "Jugs out July" is a real thing

New cubicles at work have RTX reflections and volumetric lighting. Everything stutters if I spin my chair too fast, but it's fine if you stay still.

In my alcohol era. I'm alcohol-pilled. Alcohol-maxxing. Probably the first to do it tbh 😎

There is no force on earth more evil than guys with white goatees

The next SSB is going to have ultra-realistic fatalities

I'm going to do it

New patch for #BG3 includes the following new playable races: E.T. Kia Boy Gritty Frankenstein and classes: Tricknologist Maxxinista Capoeirista Sandinista! & Z Blogger (evil obv)

Where is Caitlyn Jenner?

Kerouac's monotonous diet of apple pie and ice cream in On The Road is making me sick

vance desperately wants trumps chaotic bisexual energy but he simply doesnt have that dog in him. hes a follower. an apple polisher. no trump he.

There are no unheld opinions

Trump is reheating Hitler's nachos

The futures market for Cabaret revivals is looking good

Whoever pops that mf is gonna get a national holiday named after him in every country on earth

Where have you gone, Carlos Danger? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you

No one hustles quite like the guilty