In our office, the office doggo signs the birthday cards!!!

I couldn’t help myself…..

It is an MCR on repeat and ignore everyone day today….. So same as yesterday….

“Mama, you has cheese?” #dogmomlife

I survived serving my first ever jury duty …. Where’s my sticker that says “I play well with others” now….

Nothing like underwire in your good bra setting off the metal detector at the courtroom.

I have to serve Jury Duty on Halloween…. I am pissed…..

Had to send an email about my daily routine and department tasks assigned to me…. I finished off my email with “Every day, I try my best….”

Managing Attorney: File this thing you’ve never done before. Me: Please review. Managing attorney: I shouldn’t have to review this. This is standard stuff. Me: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 Like, bro, standard to you—I don’t have a law degree!

Saw this cookie at my local bakery…. It was too pretty to eat…. 💚💙

Spooky season means cute coffee mugs for tea at work!!! 🎃🎃🎃

So I made this sign BEFORE I knew that I would have the opportunity to have 10/3 off just as a warning to my coworkers that nothing was wrong, I just get emotional listening to T-Swizzle…. Anyway, here’s my sign and my bunny Beatrice, who definitely is giving “The Life of a Showgirl” vibes!!! 🧡🧡

I feel like I’ve worked half a day…nope 2 1/2 hours…. Working from home DRAGS….

85% of my review calls with my managing attorney are me waiting while he says “Hold On”….. So I just sit there like…

So fun fact for me today, found out my managing attorney has seen Supernatural. How did I find this out? Apparently when I called him back this afternoon, my Apple ID card pulled up and I completely forgot it was this op:

I completely forgot my gay pumpkin (it’s blue and green so that’s why it’s the gay pumpkin) lights up because I found the battery instructions still in it… But the real question, does it come to work with me….?

Crafting….Can you tell what it’s about to be? 🧡🧡

“Mama, I like sausage rolls….” (A la “Do You Want to Build a Snowman”) “Okay, bye….” #dogmomlife #marleythepup

I take the office doggo birthday very seriously!!!

On today’s episode of ‘Why I Should Not Have Access to Adult Money’—Meet Darwin…He swings from my rearview mirror with reckless abandon…

I should not be allowed adult monies….

I will be as functional as my job requires….No extra effort today.

For the record, I did not pee on myself…. My soda decided to spew on me…. I have an hour and a half left for work….

If we’re keeping tabs, said managing attorney hasn’t spoken to me all day except for 1 condescending email and then the second communication came via his wife, who is also one of his 4 assistants….

As always, no accountability and it’s now my fault somehow—even though I was never told this….

Managing Attorney: Why wasn’t this done? Me, who did not go to law school and has been trained by ‘trial by fire mentality’: I was never taught to do this for this specific case…. Should be interesting to see how much I get fucking yelled at…..When he has 4 assistance and can’t manage his anything

Doggo inspecting all the Spooky season goodies!!!

I didn’t need these notebooks….But I cannot escape the blue & green of it all…. 💚💙

Watching college football and a player’s name is O’mega….. I had to do a double take, cause…huh? (To be fair, I’ve been reading a lot of Omegaverse fics, so, it might be on the brain…) Either way, WPS!

How did I KNOW that my managing attorney would wait until the last 15 minutes of the day to call me when he said he would call me when he got in first thing this morning?!

I feel like 70% of my headaches could be lessened if people just fucking read things instead of just asking me…. Like, we work at a law firm….you should be able to read….

Fun morning note: I somehow always talk about the weather with my barista at my local coffee stop….And almost once a month, while I’m there….they play Sweater Weather…. I’m starting to think my coffee place is bi….well, maybe just the person picking the jamz… 🩷💜💙

Happy #NationalDogDay to the best puppers around!!! #marleythepup #aussiebordercolliemix #dogmomlife

Definitely the kinkiest one in the office….judging by the reactions to discussion of THAT scene in Hunting Wives…

Photographic evidence that I found (and remembered) the book!

I don’t hyper fixate often but the last 2 hours at my job have been consumed with remembering the title to a book I read in a YA class 11 years ago when I was trying to get into Grad school. I finally remembered it and I’ve never been so relieved….

Ooh, wait, no I take back my original answer…. After much thought, Poltergeist….It’s where A LOT of my fears came from….

I Know What You Did Last Summer…

OhMiGod, why do Thursdays have to be so chaotic? Like it’s the day our Sr. Paralegal takes a long lunch to have lunch with her grandma (adorable, I know!)—and like Friday is just RIGHT there!!!! Like everything is needing to be done TODAY!

Can I finish this book BEFORE I finish the show? I think I’m on like episode 7…. Also pictured: Marley because he has to inspect ALL packages brought into the home…. #bookworm #dogmomlife

Spooky season shopping has begun!! 🎃🍁🧡 Note: The last picture is the sign ‘Girl’s best friend’ ….Not the dog. He found his furever home with me long ago…He just likes being in pictures…

Well, pictures have been exchanged and now we wait….

Trying to decide if my crush from high school, that I’m talking to on Snapchat, mostly about how adorable his corgi is….knows it’s me and is just rekindling old friendship….or thinks I’m some young 20-something…..

Totally work appropriate shirt, right? On a normal Friday? Yes. When one of the partners shows up first thing in the AM? Not so much…Thank Chuck, I had my cardigan at my desk! Happy Friday!!

Taylor is gonna make me like the color orange, isn’t she? 🧡🧡

He gets Horror movie references…..

I wonder if I started singing “Suddenly Seymour” at our new intern, if he would understand why….

I love my color app—it gives me cute things like this….And they make me smile…

If The Hunting Wives teaches us anything it’s that: 1) We’re all on the Kinsey scale…. 2) Always know where your gun is…. (And no, I haven’t finished yet…)

I’ve ordered pizza and am watching Match Game 77 on TV…. Is this peak Millennial or what?