Morning shenanigans with this doggo include stealing socks and wash rags and then taking them on a tour of the house…. #dogmomlife

Love that my customer service voice is very much Southern Belle and my clients are always like “You’re such a delight” and I go back to listening to my music that would very much make them rethink their sentiment….

Seriously considering putting my office voicemail to: If you’re getting this message, it’s because my neurodivergent mind is trying to focus on one task and your pointless phone call will interrupt that. Please leave a detailed message and I will respond to your VM with an email.

As far as claustrophobic experiences… Getting an MRI, not as bad as being trapped in a hotel parking garage with thousands of people during a tornado warning…

I feel like the people I email literally just read “Good [insert time of day here]” and then respond….. Read the fucking email people…. Has all the answers ya need….

So at the tail of end of last year, I posted my first fic EVER!!! This week, I got my first comment!! 😍

Raise your hand if you slept through 2 hours worth of alarms and were only 4 minutes late to work today?

Gotcha day number 8 for this pup!!!

Cause why not have a little fun with your dumpster fire?

My parents were never political when I was growing up. But as I got older and understood how important my vote was, I got my mom to pay attention. We’ve now voted together in three elections. (2 General and now 1 Primary) The more we learn and pay attention, the more we can change!

Spruced up the hair. Happy Valentine’s Day!

If I’m making the effort to stop and get myself breakfast, instead of having my usual: iced coffee….It seems to be inevitable that the entire office gets breakfast…. I might be the office bitch to some, but I do have a nice side….

I know there are protest going on by not working,no shopping and I was just shocked that my work is closing and sent a very passionate message and that the response to said message has been supportive. I’ve never been prouder to work where I do. (I also made the ntc for the door)

This is his “Mama, give me your cheese & crackers” face…. #dogmomlife

This fuzzbutt is 8 today!!! Happy Birthday, Marley!!! While we may not have cake or presents today (thanks Winter Weather), there is definitely celebrations going on today!!! #happybirthdaymarley #dogmomlife #marleythepup #aussiebordercolliemix

My friend made me a Wicked inspired hat and scarf set for Christmas….Scarf seen here. I needed a snug hat so that’s why I’m wearing my AKFA beanie and not the matching hat that goes with the scarf!

Client: What kind of assistant are you? Can you give legal advice? Me: Not really. Me, after I’ve hung up the phone: I mean, I could probably give you legal advice….Would it be accurate? Probably not. 😂 (In all seriousness, I did not give legal advice.)

Got really excited to see I had comments on my first ever fic. Looked at it: “Please tag (whatever)…” Great…Thanks…You’re lucky I remembered to tag what I did….

Answering the phone with my recovering voice (I’ve been sick for two weeks) is a very interesting experience….Cause clients sound hella confused when I say my name is Rachel but do not, in fact, sound like a girl…. My sick voice is not as sexy as Phoebe’s…..

Late Christmas present to myself….along with my ADHD chair I bought for myself for work. The ADHD chair is coming on Wednesday!

Handsomest puppers to ever pup! #dogmomlife

I know it’s only been two days since I posted this but I’m super excited about the kudos!!! Knowing y’all have read it and liked it makes me super happy!! Good way to close out 2025!

I’ve sent an email update about a client. Managing Attorney, in separate email: Make sure you do this. Me: I’ve already done that M.A.: Great, make sure you do this (something I’ve already done) Me: I already did that… M.A.: (insert cricket sound)…..

Okay—here it is!! The first fic I’ve ever finished and posted!!! Buddie Explicit Less than 10,000 words Set during Halloween archiveofourown.org/works/76623571

I just hear the blooper in my head… “And if she says she’s got a Chinese chair…”

“Mama, it’s okay. Santa Paws said I could have his cookie…”

“Mama, Santa Paws is coming soon, right?” #dogmomlife #happypawlidays

The Office Christmas Elf has been hrs at work!

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!!!

If you’re following along…It’s a pretty not busy week due to the holidays… So I’m working on my Buddie fic, set during Halloween…. So far, nobody has came but we are three fingers deep. Half a day tomorrow…stay tuned!

I made it so far as they made it from the kitchen to the bedroom to being a finger deep in each other… Tomorrow, someone might be able to come… We shall see😂

So, Thanksgiving week…2 of the 3 attorneys I work for are out…. What am I doing? Finishing my gay firefighter Halloween fic…

In our office, the office doggo signs the birthday cards!!!

I couldn’t help myself…..

It is an MCR on repeat and ignore everyone day today….. So same as yesterday….

“Mama, you has cheese?” #dogmomlife

I survived serving my first ever jury duty …. Where’s my sticker that says “I play well with others” now….

Nothing like underwire in your good bra setting off the metal detector at the courtroom.

I have to serve Jury Duty on Halloween…. I am pissed…..

Had to send an email about my daily routine and department tasks assigned to me…. I finished off my email with “Every day, I try my best….”

Managing Attorney: File this thing you’ve never done before. Me: Please review. Managing attorney: I shouldn’t have to review this. This is standard stuff. Me: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 Like, bro, standard to you—I don’t have a law degree!

Saw this cookie at my local bakery…. It was too pretty to eat…. 💚💙

Spooky season means cute coffee mugs for tea at work!!! 🎃🎃🎃

So I made this sign BEFORE I knew that I would have the opportunity to have 10/3 off just as a warning to my coworkers that nothing was wrong, I just get emotional listening to T-Swizzle…. Anyway, here’s my sign and my bunny Beatrice, who definitely is giving “The Life of a Showgirl” vibes!!! 🧡🧡

I feel like I’ve worked half a day…nope 2 1/2 hours…. Working from home DRAGS….

85% of my review calls with my managing attorney are me waiting while he says “Hold On”….. So I just sit there like…

So fun fact for me today, found out my managing attorney has seen Supernatural. How did I find this out? Apparently when I called him back this afternoon, my Apple ID card pulled up and I completely forgot it was this op:

I completely forgot my gay pumpkin (it’s blue and green so that’s why it’s the gay pumpkin) lights up because I found the battery instructions still in it… But the real question, does it come to work with me….?

Crafting….Can you tell what it’s about to be? 🧡🧡

“Mama, I like sausage rolls….” (A la “Do You Want to Build a Snowman”) “Okay, bye….” #dogmomlife #marleythepup