Spruced up the hair. Happy Valentine’s Day!

If I’m making the effort to stop and get myself breakfast, instead of having my usual: iced coffee….It seems to be inevitable that the entire office gets breakfast…. I might be the office bitch to some, but I do have a nice side….

I know there are protest going on by not working,no shopping and I was just shocked that my work is closing and sent a very passionate message and that the response to said message has been supportive. I’ve never been prouder to work where I do. (I also made the ntc for the door)

This is his “Mama, give me your cheese & crackers” face…. #dogmomlife

This fuzzbutt is 8 today!!! Happy Birthday, Marley!!! While we may not have cake or presents today (thanks Winter Weather), there is definitely celebrations going on today!!! #happybirthdaymarley #dogmomlife #marleythepup #aussiebordercolliemix

My friend made me a Wicked inspired hat and scarf set for Christmas….Scarf seen here. I needed a snug hat so that’s why I’m wearing my AKFA beanie and not the matching hat that goes with the scarf!

Client: What kind of assistant are you? Can you give legal advice? Me: Not really. Me, after I’ve hung up the phone: I mean, I could probably give you legal advice….Would it be accurate? Probably not. 😂 (In all seriousness, I did not give legal advice.)

Got really excited to see I had comments on my first ever fic. Looked at it: “Please tag (whatever)…” Great…Thanks…You’re lucky I remembered to tag what I did….

Answering the phone with my recovering voice (I’ve been sick for two weeks) is a very interesting experience….Cause clients sound hella confused when I say my name is Rachel but do not, in fact, sound like a girl…. My sick voice is not as sexy as Phoebe’s…..

Late Christmas present to myself….along with my ADHD chair I bought for myself for work. The ADHD chair is coming on Wednesday!

Handsomest puppers to ever pup! #dogmomlife

I know it’s only been two days since I posted this but I’m super excited about the kudos!!! Knowing y’all have read it and liked it makes me super happy!! Good way to close out 2025!

I’ve sent an email update about a client. Managing Attorney, in separate email: Make sure you do this. Me: I’ve already done that M.A.: Great, make sure you do this (something I’ve already done) Me: I already did that… M.A.: (insert cricket sound)…..

Okay—here it is!! The first fic I’ve ever finished and posted!!! Buddie Explicit Less than 10,000 words Set during Halloween archiveofourown.org/works/76623571

I just hear the blooper in my head… “And if she says she’s got a Chinese chair…”

“Mama, it’s okay. Santa Paws said I could have his cookie…”

“Mama, Santa Paws is coming soon, right?” #dogmomlife #happypawlidays

The Office Christmas Elf has been hrs at work!

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!!!

If you’re following along…It’s a pretty not busy week due to the holidays… So I’m working on my Buddie fic, set during Halloween…. So far, nobody has came but we are three fingers deep. Half a day tomorrow…stay tuned!

I made it so far as they made it from the kitchen to the bedroom to being a finger deep in each other… Tomorrow, someone might be able to come… We shall see😂

So, Thanksgiving week…2 of the 3 attorneys I work for are out…. What am I doing? Finishing my gay firefighter Halloween fic…

In our office, the office doggo signs the birthday cards!!!

I couldn’t help myself…..

It is an MCR on repeat and ignore everyone day today….. So same as yesterday….

“Mama, you has cheese?” #dogmomlife

I survived serving my first ever jury duty …. Where’s my sticker that says “I play well with others” now….

Nothing like underwire in your good bra setting off the metal detector at the courtroom.

I have to serve Jury Duty on Halloween…. I am pissed…..

Had to send an email about my daily routine and department tasks assigned to me…. I finished off my email with “Every day, I try my best….”

Managing Attorney: File this thing you’ve never done before. Me: Please review. Managing attorney: I shouldn’t have to review this. This is standard stuff. Me: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 Like, bro, standard to you—I don’t have a law degree!

Saw this cookie at my local bakery…. It was too pretty to eat…. 💚💙

Spooky season means cute coffee mugs for tea at work!!! 🎃🎃🎃

So I made this sign BEFORE I knew that I would have the opportunity to have 10/3 off just as a warning to my coworkers that nothing was wrong, I just get emotional listening to T-Swizzle…. Anyway, here’s my sign and my bunny Beatrice, who definitely is giving “The Life of a Showgirl” vibes!!! 🧡🧡

I feel like I’ve worked half a day…nope 2 1/2 hours…. Working from home DRAGS….

85% of my review calls with my managing attorney are me waiting while he says “Hold On”….. So I just sit there like…

So fun fact for me today, found out my managing attorney has seen Supernatural. How did I find this out? Apparently when I called him back this afternoon, my Apple ID card pulled up and I completely forgot it was this op:

I completely forgot my gay pumpkin (it’s blue and green so that’s why it’s the gay pumpkin) lights up because I found the battery instructions still in it… But the real question, does it come to work with me….?

Crafting….Can you tell what it’s about to be? 🧡🧡

“Mama, I like sausage rolls….” (A la “Do You Want to Build a Snowman”) “Okay, bye….” #dogmomlife #marleythepup

I take the office doggo birthday very seriously!!!

On today’s episode of ‘Why I Should Not Have Access to Adult Money’—Meet Darwin…He swings from my rearview mirror with reckless abandon…

I should not be allowed adult monies….

I will be as functional as my job requires….No extra effort today.

For the record, I did not pee on myself…. My soda decided to spew on me…. I have an hour and a half left for work….

If we’re keeping tabs, said managing attorney hasn’t spoken to me all day except for 1 condescending email and then the second communication came via his wife, who is also one of his 4 assistants….

As always, no accountability and it’s now my fault somehow—even though I was never told this….

Managing Attorney: Why wasn’t this done? Me, who did not go to law school and has been trained by ‘trial by fire mentality’: I was never taught to do this for this specific case…. Should be interesting to see how much I get fucking yelled at…..When he has 4 assistance and can’t manage his anything

Doggo inspecting all the Spooky season goodies!!!

I didn’t need these notebooks….But I cannot escape the blue & green of it all…. 💚💙