Took delivery of a large item of furniture. The delivery guy helpfully struggled to place it in the garage. As he was driving away, I realised it wasn’t in the right place & I can’t shut the door, but rather than him know this, I just pretended to pick up leaves from the path, until he drove away.

Public service post: Collabageddon 2025 tasting notes. What a weekend ahead.

Stupidest relationship red flags that should have alerted you to a wrong ‘un - go! I once had a boyfriend who would eat a chocolate from a shared box and then PUT THE EMPTY WRAPPER BACK IN THE BOX, so the next person reaching for a Snickers or whatever would just get disappointment.

And yet again, rather than buying the cake I want to eat, I find myself choosing the one left on its own..as if it has damn feelings!

Egret du jour.

I.cant.stop.thinking.about.the.pie.i’m.going.to.have.for.my.dinner.

Egret Du Jour

And just like that,it's Sunday dipa time peepz! Overtone producing some of my fave dipa's at the moment! Juicy,hoppy and a little hint of booziness, excellent 👍 #BskyBeer

Setting up for a gig at Au Bassin, and look, Brussels Calling on tap! #BskyBeer

Heart stop moment walking through the park. 2 lads playing football & the ball comes hurtling towards me, I find my ancient body shifting gears & my brain is shouting, “WTF are you doing, you’ll fuck this up!!” but my foot connects with the ball, & with a satisfying thwack I kick it back with gusto.

The Glasshouse, Soho. Sam Adams’ Bitter…but a bit too flustered to remember any more details than that. #bskybeer

🍫 It’s Caribbean Chocolate Cake Day! 🍰 All four Siren CCC 2025 beers are now pouring at The Nag’s, and they’re unreal. 🤩 • Milk Chocolate CCC – smooth + lush • Dark Chocolate CCC – rich + stunning • Deconstructed CCC – complex + elegant • Darth By CCC – a 14% huge delight from Siren × Emperors

Oh do shut up ❤️🍒❤️

Oh Mike! RIP #totp

Ahh the static riffing off the polyester #totp

Who the fuck choreographed this? #totp

Can’t watch this clip without recalling the excellent Big Train sketch #totp

Feeling much better today. Been to my favourite Salisbury haunts, Fisherton Gallery & shop, the thrift stores and the haberdashers. Had good coffee and cake, and now chilling in the cathedral grounds.

I have a week off, solo, to catch up with art and get outside and walk walk walk. But I’ve picked up a merciless cold that’s holding me hostage, on a sofa, with blankets, tea and paracetamol. Pity party for one.

Seeing Stewart Lee tonight (yay) but with a 24-hour light Ménières attack going on in my brain and ears (not so frickin’ yay).

Autistic woman sending a work email: “Hi, so sorry to bother you! How are you? Yes I’d LOVE to do the highly inconvenient thing you’re asking me to do! Thanks SO much for thinking of me! No worries if you change your mind, have a GREAT weekend!” Autistic man sending a work email: “👍”

Lunchtime pint. Elusive brewery…board says ‘Bitter’ but this is deffo West Coast IPA. Today is the last day of trading for Kill The Cat taproom in Spitalfields. I love this place and will miss it. #bskybeer

I've got two tickets to the Andre Rieu Christmas Concert, baby. Come with me Friday, don't say maybe. I'm just a middle-class, middle-aged dirtbag, baby, like you.

I was the first person in the office this morning, so I’m the fire marshal, the twisted file marshal….which doesn’t bode well as I couldn’t find the light switches when I came in.

Painting in my studio room, big spud baking in the oven for my lunch and I’m just going to slip the new Lily Allen album on to see what the fuss is about.

Helen Borten (b. 1930) US author and illustrator of books for children, known for her monotype printmaking technique #ReframingWomenPrintmakers

Feeling cute, might delete later…

Just tried to play the clarinet intro on Love Plus One, on Big Clive’s tail. It didn’t end well for me.

I’m working on a giant, wearable head at the moment. Just tried it on and was walking about the house, and Big Clive full on shat his cat trousers when he saw me.

Fullers produce the best Porters. Sunday night cheers Gang ⚫️🍻👊🏻 #Beer #BskyBeer #RealAle #Fullers

Mon Cherie cherry stout from Renegade at Greyfriars in Reading #bskybeer

Is Francis Rossi wearing a scrunchie? #totp

He’s giving Mark Zuckerberg vibes #totp

Make.This.End. #totp

Ken Russell directed this? What, with a 5 year old’s pocket money? #totp

Oh one of my favourite PSB tracks. But Neil & Chris aren’t gonna feel the benefit of those coats when they leave. #totp

Cripes! Just seen a gal in this Police video with my current haircut #totp

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

Note to self: the 0805 train has fewer businessmen sat across 2 seats with legs wide and a laptop, but has MANY more college kids.

St Austell Mena Dhu Cornish Stout at 4.5% This, and the bar has been giving out free snacks…that’s a Saturday win. #bskybeer

Cask is King #BskyBeer

I feel Big Clive is gonna do a big arson.

Someone has brought a dog into the office. Best day ever.

Big Clive threw a sicky today, texted his boss to say he’s ’got that thing that’s going around’. I know, however, he was up all night drinking in town and is hungover.

Laid a wee little patio area in the garden today and I’m going to celebrate by eating my body weight in roast potatoes.

I mean is it a Friday without a nice big DIPA? #bskybeer

Next up is this lovely 10% abv adjunct barleywine, that’s a collaboration between Evil Twin Brewing from New York and Dorchester Brewing Co from Boston #BskyBeer 🇺🇸🍺

#watercolor #matches

One Herbst and one Dunkles. Happy Friday everyone! Prost 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 #bskybeer