kale ceasar is OUT. romaine is BACK.

trying to buy some shirts but unfortunately every shirt is ugly

you come to me on the day of my daughters Partiful

a lot of ramp excitement feels performative

used Potbelly Perks to get a Free Sandwich #officemaxxing

when youre in a hotel you realize ice is really important to some people

uh oh got maple syrup all over my computer. happy monday

i love making granola aka loose cookies

drinking milk like crazy these days

soviets won the space race by going with "cosmonaut"

walking to work on earth while those astronauts hurtle through space..... really makes you think

me making jokes on bluesky

many of you could really benefit from some time on the Lost island

CarPlay diem

bluesky is so awesome

im pretty meat and potatoes when it comes to favorite animals. bears, cows, sheep... all perfect to me

finally. my mortal enemy is here.

another day of earth. lets fucking goooooo bluesky fam

been going crazy on blueberries these day

good evening bluesky fam

if i were in severance i would stop going to work

happy monday bluesky fam

happy thanksgiving blusky fam