thinking about the gorgeous mel smilow slatted bench we didnt win this weekend bc we were in a bidding war... she would have been so gorgeous in our living room window....

they dont tell u that being an adult means having to deal with ur basement flooding (again) and taking ur child (cat) to the ER all in the SAME DAY

oh no i keep finding incredible deals on vintage furniture on marketplace...

i am so glad that my beautiful sexy wusband knows how to do all the hard things that i have absolutely no desire to learn <3

my dad keeps sending videos in the family group chat from a page called "the how to survive show"

EarthBound (SNES, 1995)

the way that men so casually disrespect their wives' bodily autonomy for a LAUGH demands nothing less than a punch to the dick

period started RIGHT when my long weekend did... genuinely what the hell

OUGHHHH ounishi ditto promo card i fear i may never get u...

GRILLING IS GREAT!!! I LOVE 2 GRILL!!!

i can't stop eating ciabatta and burrata

ive been really good about not eating late at night this week so that my acid reflux isnt bad in the morning but it's friday... fuck it we ball!!! midnight pasta, baby

fluffy

trying to figure out who tf im supposed to vote for in the primary elections

i hate that summer actually makes me feel more alive and have more energy to do things and i know in reality im not just slogging thru the rest of the seasons but the vibrancy of summer makes it feel that way in retrospect

the very cool queer trans farmers who run my farm share want to be friends w me and rae after we chatted at the garlic harvest party they hosted on saturday!!! YAAYYYYYYY

no better case for not having kids than putting our nibling to sleep, whose mom has conditioned to sleep exclusively only after she breastfeeds him

engaged in butch activities today

finally found a good deal on a blackstone on fb marketplace... my grill theydy summer is about to begin

WHO TOOK THE TOASTER OVEN AT WORK AWAY

i love when rae asks me if i would like chocolate chip cookies and then comes back upstairs with an entire container of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies

it's kind of surreal to see straight ppl i went to hs with have their 3rd kid and im over here with my 4 cats and pokemon cards

The three genders (nonbuynary)

Catty corner 🪩

was wondering why my heart is beating so fast this morning and i just realized i made myself a coffee AND had my morning addy

unforeseen side effect of our farm share: tummy hurting so fucking bad bc too many veggie FERMENTS IN MY GUT

farm share #3! goose liked trying to bite at the leaves

it's so funny that our old housemate sent his new housemates a screenshot of rae's FB profile and said to stay away from them bc he literally gave them rae's info to reach out to months later when they inevitably started connecting the dots to all the red flags he has

partaking in the communal buldak sauce packet

i love having cats bc sometimes youll spend all night wondering why you smell like cat piss and then in the morning you find out it's because a cat pissed under the bed

my mullet gives me so much Gender Power. everyone has been right abt the queer mullet all along...

farm share gave us so many salad greens last week and ive been putting off eating them bc i dont want to wash them 😭 well tonight is finally the night folks

its been so many years since ive been so obsessed with any piece of media... i feel so unwell... i can't stop reading 100k+ fics... i need to reread the whole series and annotate everything...

rae is gonna make me a strawberry match milk tea later yayayay

tamagotchi picnic! 🍰☀️ #lowpoly

starting the weekend off strong by not going to sleep until 6am and then waking up at 9:30am

the fallout orange soda tastes like fucking delsym

i love when my SIL's shit stain of a husband insists that he'll plan everything out for his wife's bday party, refuses to join the gift group chat for his wife, and in the end, i still have to order & pick up her birthday cake and buy food for the party bc he's completely unreliable!!

reading harrow the ninth and i am in extreme emotional pain

arthritis pain from playing corn hole at the company picnic today fuck my chungus life (i lost btw)

surely my morning acid reflux has nothing to do with the six oreos dipped in milk i ate right before bed

farm share pick-up #2!! we have a half share but first 2 weeks are in a row since i delayed our first week bc i was out of town. honestly i didn't expect to use up all of week 1 in one week, so i think these may also just last us a week!