Morrible will serve as Counselor of the Emerald City. Morrible has capably served the Governor for many years and is a key leader in the Oz First Movement. She has been on the front lines of the fight for the Forgotten Munchkins of Oz for nearly two decades and will do a great job. Tremendous!

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BIG NEWS, OZIANS!!! The Official Wizard-Endorsed Grimmerie is here! Beautiful book, tremendous spells, all legal and approved by ME. People are saying it’s the BEST Grimmerie ever printed. Get yours today—signed copies available. Together, we’ll Make Oz Magical Again!

Madame Morrible is doing VERY well. Her support is STRONG and DEEP, much more than the fake news Emerald City Times wants you to think. She’s brilliantly educated—Shiz University, top of her class—and has a SPELLBINDING talent for leadership. ...

BRICKCOIN is the future of Oz, folks. Strong, stable, backed by the finest yellow bricks. WAY better than those flimsy emerald-backed currencies. Everyone’s investing—don’t miss out on this tremendous opportunity!

CONGRATULATIONS OZIANS!!! BRICKCOIN—SKYROCKETING!!! YOU’RE WELCOME!!! Together, we will Make Oz Great Again!"

The FAKE Wizards are speechless! Trust me, they never thought I’d do it SO BIG, SO FAST. Stay tuned, because this is just the beginning—nobody does enchantment like ME!

The Emerald City Times is becoming more and more obnoxious and unreadable. Today’s main headline is: ‘Wizard Loses Support After Toto Incident.’ With all that’s happening in Oz, THIS is their Number One story of the day? Besides, I didn’t ‘lose support,’ I dismissed those people ...

Glinda—very overrated witch. Calls herself 'good,' but she shows up in a bubble, does NOTHING to help. No plan, no leadership, just sparkle. Frankly, she should be held accountable for letting Dorothy run around unsupervised. Total disaster!

Propaganda? Wrong! Elphaba was WICKED, folks—it’s right there in her name. You don’t get a musical for being nice. I stopped her chaos, very strongly, like nobody else could. Should be THANKING me, but instead they rewrite history. Sad! #NotMyWitch

Toto doesn’t even like Dorothy, folks! I saw it—bit her hand. Fake news won’t tell you, but it happened. Disloyal, ungrateful little mutt. A REAL dog would’ve barked at the tornado, warned her. Instead? Nothing. Useless!

Now they’re saying I stole the rainbow from the Wicked Witch. Total hoax! She didn’t even believe in rainbows, folks. All she cared about was broomsticks and terrorizing Oz. I BUILT the rainbow. End of story!

Now they’re saying the Wicked Witch of the West cared about animals. Wrong! She enslaved monkeys, folks. Enslaved! But they’ll twist it into a sob story because she had green skin. Unbelievable bias!

‘Wicked’—total hit piece. Completely one-sided, folks. The Wicked Witch of the West was NOT misunderstood. She was TERRIBLE! Lied, schemed, melted like a coward. But the fake news wants you to feel sorry for her. Sad!

Strange things happening with the Yellow Brick Road, folks. Potholes, cracks, VERY dangerous. Who’s responsible? People are saying the Lollipop Guild is cutting corners. If true, big scandal. We’ll find out.

People say rainbows bring hope. True! But hope is NOTHING without ACTION. My rainbow brings RESULTS: gold, jobs, and BEAUTY like you’ve never seen before. It’s not just a rainbow—it’s a legacy. You're welcome, Oz!

People are saying Toto is the real villain of Oz. Bites everyone, chases the Winkies, no discipline. He’s SMALL, folks, very small, but he thinks he’s in charge. Typical little dog complex. Not good for Oz. Not good at all!

Biggest witch hunt in Oz history! They’re saying Dorothy is a hero—wrong! She STOLE those ruby slippers, folks. Beautiful slippers. Should be returned to the estate of the Wicked Witch of the East IMMEDIATELY. Witch lives matter! Very unfair system!

Terrible news for Oz: a foreigner lands her house on a citizen—no papers, no nothing—and suddenly she’s a hero? Witch of the East had jobs, stability, a GREAT hat. We need to build a yellow brick WALL, folks. Make Oz safe again!

Happy Emerald Day to all, including the radical anti-Wizards who wanted to tear down the Yellow Brick Road. Didn’t work, folks. Roads are GOLD, witches are gone, and Oz is booming! The munchkins are dancing, the monkeys are flying, and I’m just getting started. We're Making Oz Great Again—MOGA!

RAINBOWS. Nobody understands them like me. The colors are nice, but let’s be real, they need STRUCTURE. I’m building a better rainbow, folks. BIGGER, BRIGHTER, tremendous gold at the end. No more cheap, flimsy rainbows. Mine will be the BEST—believe me!

Remember: I defeated the Wicked Witch of the East WITHOUT A HOUSE, folks! Dorothy needed Kansas. I did it with a wand and BIG LEAGUE charisma. The Witch of the West? A total lightweight, melted in SECONDS—unbelievable! Nobody’s ever taken down witches so FAST. Believe me.

My first appointments are HUGE, the best team you’ve ever seen: Glinda as Head of PR—she's got the sparkle. Winged Monkeys for National Defense—they know how to get things done. And the Mayor of Munchkinland? Great guy, we’re working on something BIG. Emeralds flowing like water!

The FAKE critics said it couldn’t be done, but I unified Emerald City in RECORD time. Dorothy? Overrated. Lion? Crybaby. Tinman? No heart—SAD! Scarecrow? No brain, but I always liked him. Munchkins are now chanting, ‘Make Oz Great Again!’ The YELLOW BRICK ROAD has NEVER looked better.

Just stepped behind the curtain of this Emerald City—WOW, what a place! Completely took charge, so quickly and easily, people are AMAZED. The munchkins are thrilled, the roads are gold, and the critics? Totally speechless. Trust me, no one’s ever seen magic done SO BIG, SO FAST!