#WhatDidTheSignSay All Tresspassers will be prostituted

this Whole FIFA World Cup I am tired of seeing people be all patriotic about their country when all soccer is just players faking their own injury’s despite being a bunch of privileged bitches. #CanWeThrowAway

the Hills will always be alive with the sound of Generators #DuringAPowerOutage

Any team can have star players and a super team but none of those teams have Heart or Grit like the Knicks did #SentAClearMessage

#IFeelLikeADangerousManOrWomanWhen I lock all the doors and go introvert decompress mode after just two hours of socializing

#IFeelLikeADangerousManOrWomanWhen I wear those leggings that match my top as it helps me have a really good look at my booty.

#IFeelLikeADangerousWomanOrManWhen I wear that red lipstick and you know it’s going to make anyone be in awe of my red lipstick I have.

#IFeelLikeADangerousManOrWomanWhen I drop nothing but colourful language and you know it makes my vocabulary much more colourful

#IFeelLikeADangerousManOrWomanWhen I like things that may seem unpopular to others and hate on the things that people love all of a sudden cuz I like to stand out

#IFeelLikeADangerousWomanOrManWhen I let a big fart go when I walk past people like I’m okay with crop dusting random people

#IFeelLikeADangerousWomanOrMan when I listen to songs that have explicit swearing in it and I continue to listen to that song like it’s the best song ever

#IFeelLikeADangerousManOrWomanWhen I take a cold shower instead of a hot one and makes me feel more confident in myself

The fact that Oliver Tree Passed on he’s first stretch of he’s first world tour makes it even more Sad.💚🫒

It sure is Hot 🔥

#HardToBelieve That we had some Pop up videos that had facts behind the music video

#HardToBelieve this isn’t one big coincidence though

#HardToBelieve Dragonite shiny isn’t blue like he’s former evolutions are

#FoundInTheBackrooms The bacteria monsters they just want to have fun all of the time though

World Cup this and World Cup that more like I don’t care about seeing a bunch of spoiled privileged athletes run around kicking a ball while they fake their own injury’s.

#ANewDrinkWouldBe Fruity Sparkly Zesty Water

#TheFortuneTellerToldMe you’ll become a very famous person just off making animal shaped taco holders.

The Winning team will get many Snoopy the dog Sundaes for them to indulge with their favourite sprinkles since that’s for winners #UnExpectedWorldCupPredictions

You might see the headless horseman of the apocalypse with a pumpkin on their head #RidingADarkHorse

It’s probably trying to figure out how to drink water from a tap #WhenMyPetGoesMissing

Kermit would come up with he’s own type of gimmie the beat Boys song #WhatACoincidence

some cats are always big cute baby’s no matter how big they get and always want their pacifier while joining their fav blanket for a serious cat nap. #JoinBabySerious

That I’ll do whatever it takes to keep those I love safe #WhatMyGrandmaTaughtMeWas

White House who has ufc fights on the White House lawn and having shirtless men wrestle on the ground sounds pretty gay to me though. #ScramblesMyBrain

You don’t get a King crown when the dentist says you need one. #WhyWeFearTheDentist

There’s always twist and turns of roads that you’ve never been on which shows how much fun they are though. #WhileOnTheRoad

My dark humour it always keeps people on their toes and makes joke telling more fun #MakesMeCackle

Instead of counting sheep like any ordinary person would do try counting some Mareep’s which will cure your insomnia. #WhenICantFallAsleep

Doing my very best #SurvivedBy

Carolina vs Vegas in the cup finals refs will do anything to get two American teams in the cup finals this year by having refs rigged a whole game by not doing their work.

Hall and Oatmeal #BandsUCanFeastOn

When every cookie never screams when you take a bite out of them even if they did you won’t care you’ll still eat it. #HaveNothingToFear

Jigsaw said do you want to see a magic trick Does a 360 degree flip kick in mid air. #NotSoScaryStories

You got to wear black on Wednesdays it’s mandatory. #MyCovenRules

A rainbow you know this would be both Whimsy and colourful. #InTheBathBalmIFind

#ExceededTheLimits Of how many things you can put in your grown up version of a easy bake oven

Of how many flavours you can get in a 7/11 slurpee cuz who wouldn’t want to taste some delicious swamp water. #ExceededTheLimits

Having empathy in knowing it’s best to just be there for someone as they will for you even if you give them space #IsImportantToMe

The social event that I only went to for one hour and need to decompress #RecoveringFrom

Have one more cookie it won’t hurt you especially if you eat it after midnight #MyInnerDemonsToldMe

Way too young for Kyle Busch to go at 41 especially since he won a race six days ago.

Chicken dance fight #MusicThatFights

Me liking food more than I like people most of the time. #MySummerBodyHas

You know SpongeBob has the dish washing thing all done cuz then he can go on a holiday somewhere in bikini bottom. #WhenThereAreNoChores

When otters have a baby they hold their young on their belly and I find that to be the most Otterly adorable fact. #FellIntoPlace

I’m not going to sugar coat anything to not hurt peoples feelings I’m just going to say it like it is cuz I use power in my truthful words. #TruthHurts