Dial M For Maid. #ASongOrMovieForUnusualJobs

Pineapple will have its topping on every slice of pizza there is even if it does wild things to a pizza slice. #WillNotStop

Team Rocket will not stop until they have caught Pikachu and beaten Ash fair and square even if it took 20 something years. #WillNotStop

Words of motivational posters that say I may be trash but to me I am someone treasure. #FoundInRaccoonCity

If you are gonna get some Pokemon cards at least have the decency to have a kid have them and not a full grown adult who’s gonna use it as scalping bait #IsANoBrainer

That people in the 70’s saw this and thought you know I would love to try this recipe out and thought it be delicious but it makes you have weird looks when you’re at a potluck. #IHaveASinkingFeeling

Look at this photograph everytime I do it makes me laugh - Nickelback #LyricsHallOfFameNominees

A Dwayne the Rock Johnson Tentacles type of creepy toy that looks like it’s straight out of a backrooms entity movie. #InMyHauntedCollection

When all the planets aligned with each other you’ll suddenly feel a lot of balance within yourself in your life and to see the planets as one #TheSunShinesThrough

That they can wear their suit to pretty much anywhere even to a Tampa bay lighting game on the visitors side #WhatILearnedFromAstronauts

You speed a lot and have tons of road rage that can scare away any person riding with you by how much you treat highway like it’s fast n furious. #AWalkOnTheWildSideMeans

Sometimes the amount of stuff people share online especially Facebook makes me look at them in a different type of way. #JudgingYouBecause

They are apart of Team rocket stealing Pokemon and giving them to the boss while having Meowth be the sole reason they are so successful. #MummySideHustles

Then I hope all of those robots love coming into work on a Saturday cuz the boss wants you to put extra work into your credit or something like that. #AfterAITakesMyJob

Playfully bite someone like in a cute affectionate type of way not in a I want your blood and sink my fangs into you way. #WhenINeedAttention

That why people who are on the spectrum can relate with dogs is how they don’t like loud sounds that hurt our ears or get us overstimulated. #IHadAnAhaMoment

Devilled eggs wear Prada #EasterFoodInASongOrMovie

It can only go for a hour the fight can not like brawling all over the city like Peter griffin and the chicken did. #DiscardedFightClubRules

That even Jessie and James of team rocket would definitely scalp the Many Pokemon cards and give it to their boss for a huge big promotion. #WhatIsCrazy

Is when someone just gives you an attitude and they don’t know that you’re crazier #WhatIsCrazy

Is your parents didn’t teach you not to mess with people who are unreal levels of crazy. #WhatIsCrazy

It was the cat who did that ripped all of the couch apart. #FluffysFavoriteExcuse

The name toilet paper and just calling them butt napkins for now on which sounds more classier to say. #ImOfficiallyCancelling

I know you been petting other cats behind my back ❤️ #OverheardMyPetSay

You remember when most music videos in the 90’s were produced in the middle of the Desert. #SoOldSchool

You grew up with these guys and you know you had all of the reasons to grow up sarcastic. #SoOldSchool

You remember when these memes were the most popular type of memes you could ever use and you know you still find them funny to this day. #SoOldSchool

you remember when you could have two Oreos before bedtime instead of just one though. #SoOldSchool

That most first books were the Ten Commandments book. #SoOldSchool

For not ever thinking that listening to a podcast will solve anything or give me more of my time back cuz I don’t think podcast are any fun. #IShouldGetAMedal

Back bacon to the future. #BeefDishesInASongOrMovie

Being the super kind and bubbly person in a room sometimes you need to show people your real personality and be the most unpredictable person instead. #NeedABreakFrom

Knowing that there is a whole world without Chuck Norris in it cuz even aliens are afraid of him. #HorrifiedTheAliens

The Ads I see on my timeline which are either A one big scam and B one huge waste of time when it just makes me not like anything Temu likes at all. #IsARealMess

Happy St. Patty’s day where people say they’re Irish even tho they have 00000000.1% of it in them 🍀💚🍀💚🍀

It is snowing a lot outside you’re not going to have a pleasant time when you are sliding and skidding around and around. #ImAGoodDriverExceptWhen

#OnlyExistInMemory going into a blockbuster on a Friday night to get a movie you want to watch or a video game you been wanting to watch.💕

#OnlyExistInMemory when the school break ends and you got to go back to see everyone even tho you don’t.

Have someone who is dressed like Jason Voorhees curse people with a two leaf clover instead of a four one cuz he’s got all of the ones. #SinisterLeprechaunTricks

Then maybe I’ll know that Mario has more than just Luigi as he’s brother #IfIWereMario

Quite educational and know what they are talking about based on them learning facts about different things and providing a broader aspect on things that I do think is very handy to have. #TheWomenInMyLifeAre

#ICouldBeWrongBut Groudon is just embracing he’s inner Godzilla flying backwards in mid air.

#ICouldBeWrongBut you know the DIY project is going to be serious when you put these bad boy gloves on.

#ICouldBeWrongBut sometimes you got to treat yourself to some cool junk you got from your local craft store even if you’re not so crafty.

#ICouldBeWrongBut this evolution line makes zero sense to me cuz you go from beautiful majestic Dragonair to a happy joyful dragon in Dragonite.

#ICouldBeWrongBut I believe Cardio is an old wooden ship that was used during civil war era.

The ones that look like they have some strong eyebrows on their face while they always look so grumpy but they aren’t. #TheBirdsISeeOnTheNatureWalk

Just focus on the positive that make you happy in life like you could be an annoying people person who just can’t shut up about their high school playing days. #WhenLifeSucks

For nostalgia I love watching the old Simpsons episodes because I feel like that really was the golden era of that cartoon. #SundayIRelaxAnd

Just veg out like I’m some sort of a Garfield just waiting for national lasagna day #SundayIRelaxAnd