#WhenYouForgetValentinesday those chocolates that you got for your loved one ain’t going to not eat themselves so you better get down to eating them for you and your partner.💗

#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay you know someone going to either know 9 months from now that Maybe putting a condom on would have been the best option. When they’re in the diaper section.

#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay You know you’re in the dog house by not gifting your partner what they want.

#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay It just means someone is in the dog house now.

Everyone who is an introvert is allowed to leave birthday party’s or even any function when there’s a lot of people around to go home early to decompress their day. #IfIWasInCharge

#DoNotForget To Not Mess with the Choccy cuz you’ll be getting the Glocky!💕

To water your fingers. Because they deserve the liquid like our bodies do. #DoNotForget

#DoNotForget But I’m pretty sure I will forget at some point.❤️

All of the office favourite Chilli all over the whole ground and while I don’t think we’ll be having Kevin 5 alarm chili since it’s only four alarms ❤️ #AndThenISpilled

Queen at Live Aid which is just insane for you to watch even if you weren’t there to see it but thankfully YouTube exist for you to see how much Freddy Mercury rocked at that. #PerformanceLeftMeSpeechless

Being around people who care about you and you can go to them about things that are on your mind shows how they love you oh so much. #KeepsMeIntrigued

This Woolo looks a bit different not sure if it’s a new evolution or what though. #NotGonnaLie

Wendy’s in the 90’s was like the best way to enjoy a Dave’s cheeseburger with some fries. While being in the Sunroom. #NotGonnaLie

This guys Resume is way better than most people’s. #NotGonnaLie

Sometimes you just got to listen to some Fleetwood Mac and realize relationships come and go in your life but to those who stick with you through your highs and lows is something you should admire.💚

When Mr. Clean comes to clean up your mess in he’s all white drip clothes to woo you💕 #WhenIsItTimeToCleanUp

Many witches got out of their by broom by showing you how they travel in witchy style. #DuringTheWitchHunt

That I will turn others into dust and charcoal flames but not my saviour of Hell in Giratina he’s favourite of all Pokemon. #DevilToldMe

Do people really wake up one morning and be like I’ll make some Barista life a living hell by making the most craziest drink order with everything I can think of by adding things that aren’t even in the drink. #HonestQuestion

When a Nurse has a patient who is dying to ask if they are going to croak well Jesus is watching well your going to❤️ #HonestQuestion

Have a parrot that is both unserious and is like if ADHD is the equivalent of a bird by how much he head bangs. #ICanNotBelieveI

You hear someone taking a shower but it’s just the water going on and off so your anxiety is like on high alert despite you being sleepy.🩷 #CreepySoundsWhileHomeAlone

News is quite scary and terrifying we’re living in a world where a government offs people and it shows how evil and demented the evil orange admistration is. All I’ll say is be a decent good person today.

Doing this rare thing most people should do is touch grass it’s that simple to do.💗 #MyFavouritePastimeIs

Instead of releasing good things in a video game just upgrade your Client to something they probably don’t even want #EasyFix

Instead of avoiding people at all times and people dying at an alarming rate just wash your hands easy peasy though. #EasyFix

I got my dog to do he’s best poker face he knows what he is doing when playing the Way he is to win.♥️ #WonItAllWhen

Leaning tower of Pisa gets straighten out if you have a Cat getting it back in place. #InternationalTravelTeachesYou

#SavageFor Being So Savage you need a minute to appreciate it.❤️

I believe it’s really good for Kai Cenat to learn on what a word means while he is reading and having a YouTube channel based on how to sew or how to better your health. It shows how with all of the money he has he puts it to reading books and more should do that.

Supporting the local businesses that you know will love to get lots of love and customers coming through than supporting big box corporations who don’t appreciate their customers.💕 #DeclareIndependenceBy

Okay so your role is you just keep saying it’s not your fault you keep saying that so you got to cry like you’re deathly allergic to water in your eyes. #BadAuditionsForMovieRoles

Total Eclairs of the heart.♥️ #DessertInASongOrMovie

CJ Stroud to Aaron Rodgers.

KFC on my wayward son.💗 #ChickenDishesInASongOrMovie

You got to bundle up in your layers upon layers of comfy warm clothes just to go outside for like a min or more💗. #WhenItsColdOutside

Not getting the Krabby Patty secret formula no matter how hard Plankton works to get it. #WhatBittersweetMeansToMe

That smacking a tv was one of the ways to fix a tv from glitching out for it work.💕 #ChangedMyMind

#ChangedMyMind This Was the best way to solve your problems so easily.❤️

The world will be better off without social media because I feel like it’s destroyed many people brain cells and ability to have empathy.

The perfect Cat house 😻

Anyone who believes in any wild or wacky conspiracy theory there is online when they should put away the podcast listening and tinfoil hats and teeter back into reality. #MadeMeShakeMyHead

Gin just wants to have fun.🤎 #AddAlcoholToMusic

Putting the face paint on ❤️ #IncludedInThePreGameActivities

Random Fun Fact 🦥 Sloths can sleep for more than 15 hrs a day.

Get ready for bed by how dark it gets outside so early you think it’s like midnight already though.♥️ #ItsFinallyTimeTo

Princess Peach wants some Luigi but is all trapped up in some Bowser castle.💗 #StartingOverBecause

Hug or pet a cute little black cat and show that they’re not bad luck just full of good luck with fluff and cuteness.💚#SpookyResolutions

Relatable ❤️

Flavour of Oreo cookies not like I eat them a lot but the new flavour to it would be pretty awesome to eat tho. Maybe some Kraft dinner Mac and Cheese flavour Oreos. 🧡#CouldUseANew