Oh, oh nothing to worry im simply on vacation *he said with a smile*

Because i AM the devil Yknow Lucifer,Satan, the devil, Beelzebub

Well of course i am the devil *he said Truthfully but it could sound like a joke*

Well ive been around a long long time

Lucifer Morningstar

Not really it always starts out that way

@sashanephilim.bsky.social *Lucifer walks into the penthouse with a riot shield for defense* Sashsa hunny....I have bad news..

A man who carries a radioactive piece of a death planet in every timeline doesn't scream intelligence

You call it weird, I call it Interesting

Well i mean Its not the first time ive shown up unannounced, most get scared when I am announced

Oh forgive me, I couldn't help but join in, I dont get to fight like that anymore~

*Lucifer humbles a samurai in the jade palace in front of @tigerstylemaster.bsky.social & the rest of the furious five*

*Lucifer arrives on the TL*

*The sight of a man with wings falling out of the sky could be seen as hes struggling to stay air borne* Oh bloody Hel- *he hits the water making a big splash*

*Lucifer blinks before smiling again* Im doing better then I was

*Lucifer looks over and smiles before setting down his whiskey bottle* heeey theres my favorite Sister!~

I understand that *he himself a drink* My last job i went a long time without taking a break

*He slid the glass over to her and leans on the counter* Your very welcome, so if you dont mind me asking what's a Chozo Warrior doing so far from home?

Very well my dear *he grabs a glass from the shelf and sets it on the counter before pouring top shelf whiskey in it*

*Lucifer shook his head as he watches @mercthemouth23.bsky.social in a battle* Seriously what does my Sister see in him!? The Titan was bad enough but this one is....*sighs* I sound like dad...gross.

Oh well then what's your poison , rum & coke or a nice whiskey blend?

*Lucifer sneaks in with a nerf gun and shoots @sashanephilim.bsky.social in the back of the head with it*

@sashanephilim.bsky.social *Lucifer gets back to the penthouse after getting the twins to school with him sighing believe Sasha is still Busy with bathing the cats*

*Lucifer finished dishes working on the floor below the Penthouse* Ahh All done and ready for the cats~

*after a case Lucifer came home to the penthouse alone and patched himself up due to his vulnerability* Ugh....bloody hell *he made himself a drink and sips it quietly*

But Why...? I mean cant you just scare them with your devil face?

@sashanephilim.bsky.social *Lucifer is on a case with chloe with him and chloe taking cover when shots are fired* Well that could have gone better Chloe: Lucifer you insulted there leader! Well you told them you were a cop!

*Lucifer sat quietly on the balcony taking a look at his finger still hiding that hes vulnerable again, he just sighs*

*Lucifer sits alone in lux after hours playing his piano 🎵🎶 the best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting, it couldn't be that we have been this way before, I know you dont think that I am trying...I know you're wearing thin down to the core🎶🎵

*Lucifer walks into Lux and to the elevator with him checking his phone as he got in* Huh...15 missed calls? from Daniel? *he shook his head and pockets his phone before pressing the button to the penthouse*

Lucifer, Dan & Amenadiel at the bachelor party

Its hard not to be~

Welp good luck with that Makima

Well it would get rid of the problems for farmers but I wouldn't want to get rid of hunger i mean desire goes in many ways from sex, wealth, love and a nice gas station sandwich

Well cutting out famine would solve alot of problems dad put into place...

*in the penthouse Lucifer is making lunch for Rory & Celeste*

*Lucifer spun around in Vox's chair* Well probably a few things here and there

Cutting out the middle man doesn't always work, dad tried to flood earth to cut out sin...didn't exactly work out

*he sighs* Siblings i feel that, my sister is the angels of death, one brother is the new god and the other is current entertaining all of hell as a chewtoy...the rest... well we dont chat but they all suck

*he chuckles as he shook her hand* Conquest? thats a fun name~ its much better then someone named "Sinnerman"

*Lucifer thought for a moment if he knew any one with that name, he didnt* Hm *he gave a charming smile as he steps close and holds out his hand* Well its a pleasure to meet you~

Darling....I am THE devil , Lucifer Morningstar. at your service~

She sounds like my siblings

*Lucifer steps out into view* Forgive the silence I was just watching you finish that creature im rather surprised someone so young could be that skilled with a sword

*Lucifer is currently working on sending out the wedding invitations* okay invitations to Aunt Hylia(@herdivinegrace.bsky.social)... deathpool(@mortemmouth.bsky.social)... *he said while writing the invites*

My sister is what most call the grim reaper, I am Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar

*Lucifer stood in a fitting store changing room as he looks into a mirror* Yes this is perfect~ *he adjusts the bowtie*

//so for a year now me & @sashanephilim.bsky.social have been working on a AU timeline for the netflix Lucifer Story for what weve dubbed the "SashaVerse" where Lucifer did not fall for Chloe but With a Nephilim named Akriel aka Sasha, most of the series goes Similar but alot of changes especially