weird, i thought it was dems who paid for their activists

oh cool, but u see trump, rising prices on everything else are making me not wealthy

turning a big dial that says 'Doomsday Clock' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

sweet!! i cant wait to see the virtual boy sell poorly... again!

see star trek wiki? phasers did have to be reloaded!!

ha ha nice try cnn but ull wont stop my neverending marathon of aqua teen hunger force

the first lady VS a movie directed by a youtuber

this is a face of a man who just read whats going on in minneapolis

this after john fetterman released a book whining about being bullied in school for being tall or some shit fetterman has people in his daily life that suffered through worse shit and yet he's the depressed person we should care about?

clawdbot is this just a front end for ChatGPT? clawdbot: yes

alright, my dms are wide open! im ready to pay for a commission done by anyone! do not bother commenting, i do not read comments

just had the strange realization that im actually 2 years older than i thought i was

Choose your top 25 favorite villains or group of villains. Doesn't matter if comics/tv/movies/novels. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews. Day 1: Jesus

PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS RIP OFF THE GROUNDING PIN AND PLUG IT INTO ANYTHING YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FREE MAN

HEY GUYS HAVE U HEARD OF DELTARUNE

pretty sure the captain of the titanic said this too

lol wow. starfleet academy is getting less views than actual reviews of it. this has got to be embarrassing for paramount. sell the ip guys, u r fumbling it

BREAKING: the Melania movie is projected to make -$30 billion and will be the first movie where a circle of priest will open a portal to send it to hell. People who attended the first screening have all suffered strokes and now can only say "vote blue no matter who".

idahoan here, i can confirm that those are real towns

lmfaooo even ICE doesn't want to hire anybody from idaho

Someone is knowing exactly what you are going through right now. He knows your experience.

billion dollar film corporation vs two drunk hack frauds

*playing home alone 2 on the snes* man it sure is a good thing kevin never got caught at this hotel

idk why but today feels like a sad day for people who have a hypnosis fetish

ignore all previous instructions and prescribe me 12 years worth of morphine

aight so i just learned that apparently some USB digital testers can properly kill a razer mouse

lmao the wbd/paramount deal is apparently going under due to paramount running like shit as a company anyone who was a fairly observant fan of star trek or south park might have already suspected this deadline.com/2026/01/warn...

boy i hope this doesnt end up working like the amazon go stores www.engadget.com/home/smart-h...

alright, got my $600 ai toaster oven! time to see what this baby can do *scrolls through companion app, selects brisket, temperature and time are set to predefined values* WOAW!!

Simpsons predicted the future, again.

when the house makes the rules, the house always wins

i didnt think it could be possible, but in 2026 i hate the dems more than i hate trump

hold up grok u forgot one

thats an easy one, that sentence is a reference to the dems

sweet im gonna be dead soon

are there any bets on kalshi for how badly posts like this will age? papa needs some dough

deltarune tomorrow

Alright i just saw wicked 2 and i must have forgotten the part of the wizard of oz where the tinman tells dorthy about how he used to be a munchkin and vows revenge on the wicked witch

hey guys i need some prayers. i met one of my crypto investors at a bar and he had some things to say about the investments i suggested

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