:: Twitter is so unserious man.

stupid sexy grimmjow watterson.

"I FOUND IT ON A MEMES PAAAAAAAAAAAGE-"

I don't think I will, hun. <3

"Lying, did it work?"

… You’re forgiven~ So, it’s a date, then? ( They had to giggle a little, leaning in to give her a gentle peck on the cheek. Clearly things had gotten a little tense and they’d rather try to de-escalate it than let her work herself up more than they already made her. ) I really hope you enjoy it.

Oh ho ho ho, you bitch. You didn't. Stupid, stupid bitch doesn't even know. She is going to get the best date of her stupid bitch life. Ohhhh, she... she doesn't even know.

:: i need better friends bro

i don't caaaaaare about who your mother is, bun. i don't even fucking care about red flags. do you think i don't have red flags? have you met me? i'm ME. i'm a walking, talking disaster. EVERYONE in hueco mundo sort of fucking sucks. we're not perfect! nobody is! and that's not stopped me from -

jackass? okay okay. well guess what, dumbass? i like it when you talk. you say funny shit. you make me laugh but you also just know when to keep it real. how am i not supposed to like that, huh? am i supposed to be fucking repulsed by that shit? because if i am it's not working the way it should. <3

bunbun, i think you're fucking hot.

Why would I joke about that? 💢

I was gonna say that we never did that valentines thing.

you know what you can do?

I didn’t STUTTER.

see?!

grimmjow? the guy who asked me what size asshole i wear when i told him to bring me bottom prep?

he's not that smart.

gumball's mom man.

i think if i called him gumball to his face hed kill me

You really think he. Knows what a pronoun is?

Stupid blue dipshit is a good one.

:: I gotta hop off the other app the vibes are horrendous.

I’m sure the flowers wilting aren’t a sign.

:: I need to get back into One Piece

Oh gosh.

It’s so hard being so pretty. Sigh.

I’m such a lover.

I’m really down horrible right now. It’s miserable.

I cannot believe how fucking amazing you are.

i missed that shit god damn.

love is such a weird emotion. what do you mean i'm not selfish

noooo.

died before. trust me, no you don’t.

I wanna play drums on her butt is that normal.

The gays next door are being gay in public. Good for them. Live

My legs are still shaky. Their whole deal down there is magic for real.

Atta girl.

You wanna, uh… come do that, then? My bed’s pretty huge and all.

Sleepy bun.

Well I don’t wanna actively make you upset at all times but I think this is really hot ngl

You’re real cute when you’re… whatever this emotion is.

... noooo?? why would that be better- i was just surprised, bun.

My lower half looks and feels like an empty caprisun pouch

I cannot feel any of my extremities

God you’re cute.

Far be it for me to hold you up. Let’s get to it. 😌

Oh you know I do. 😌

Hey, you 💕