YUUUUP. hoping SO bad the night it happens that going too hard wont come back to bite you in the ass and then waking up and trying to sit up before you forced back down by a cramp that knocks the air out of you. DROOLS

hearing sybil whimper under her breath whenever she readjusts in her seat, at first a soft yelp the spasm of pain but then she just can’t help the horny whine at recalling WHY she’s hurting. that would fix me I think 🤤🤤🤤

I love the idea of hellen getting cuteness aggression but instead of blushing or squeeing or whatever she just breathes kind of hard and grabs her partners face and stares into their eyes hard as fuck for 10 seconds before she lets them go and returns to normal

my own ship tierlist all over my timeline. whar the fuck hapened,,,,

taking my butch to the butchpark so everyone can see how polite and well behaved she is and pet her head and give her butchtreats

🪱POLYCLEW🪱 The dear worms; Nestor, Eugene and Rafta. How I love u. #freakoutside

stone cold scary butch women who wear cutesy underwear under their relatively masculine/practical clothing will forever be my greatest weakness (x////x)

what fucking everrrrrrrr bro. audrey needs several people’s worth of help washing the grime off of her after she body slams weirdnasty monsters all day!!! all the apt33 girls NEED to strip down and go in with herrrrr ignore the moaning the running water doesn’t quite cover ok???? it’s NORMAL. god…

god I need to become more normal soon. I just actually fucking told myself “okay time to daydream about something vanilla and normal: the herculean task of trying to shower audrey” that has nudity so it’s vanilla right?? just ignore the fact it’s a FUCKING. VENBING MACHIBE. this is normal sex yep👍

monty is a nasty ass who will belch his noxious monty special right in ur face and then laugh when you gag. I know cuz he did it to me he doesn’t pause to turn away and burp, he doesn’t talk through his burps, he does a secret third evil option, stops talking to make sure EVERYONE hears that shit

yknow I should probably just make a nsfw alt on tumblr if I wanna keep writing these little drabbles/headcanons/whatever the fuck you’d call these. this word limits got hands 😭

crazy sadistic hellen who lwky tortures you with a straight face. she likes watching you squirm nd it’s not even really a sexual thing. just in it for love of the game. you can feel free to get off on it when she cuts and burns and bruises and waterboards you though👍 it doesn’t really matter to her

FR where my irl monty??? where my pet butch who’s only job is to get stoned and eat my cooking 😭

post 169 whehehehe

those damn punks ruinin the bedsheets smhhhh #freakoutside

clairriet affectionate topbreaking where harriet laughs off claire’s offer to top cause stud doesn’t automatically mean top, silly?? cmere, lay down and i’ll show you a better alternative. shhhhh nono it’s fine, just relax and let me focus on you baby <3

I think this guy has like less then 50 pieces of fan art online I’m sorry to make this one of them

hmmmm new rarepair forming. bsky word limit can’t handle harriclaire

I'm still thinking of writing this Fred fic where each of them explore their own body, after things have calmed down, and it probably starts with one of them exploring himself (Wriggly) and he isnt too good at blocking his thoughts so... the others are aware.

heartwarming: woman who feels a soul-deep compulsion to tear people apart to stay sane meets a woman who can survive being torn apart (and also Really Fucking Likes it) less heartwarming: hellen now Always Has Fallow Will and sam was REALLY counting on her to carry his party. leighs pretty happy tho

holy shit my peanits 💥💥💥

[ pet play / voyeurism / watersports ] shy, but very well behaved ♡ commission for @houndsoffun.bsky.social!

leigh pawjob that turns into cbt trampling halfway through cause she’s too enthusiastic (read: sadistic) to stay gentle. ur just so cute and squishy under her pawpads and the little whimpers and yelps whenever she presses too hard just sound too fkin hot to ignore—what was she supposed to do???

hypothetically if I wanted to hornypost abt cutting, what tags would yall need me to use to cw abt it? I wish bsky had the same long post cut feature tumblr does, it’s so much easier to be a freak on there,,,,

Probably not the most in character for Sam but Gooner Sam HC is funny to imagine . Imagine Sam used to periodically touch himself throughout his day and all of a sudden the visitor shows up and he has children and people in his house 24/7 I would imagine his blood pressure would rise

posted this, went to bed, woke up to like sixteen notifications. the people have spoken, I guess i’ll spend the morning polishing that draft up 😭

and hellen/jeanne for my girlfriend #freakoutside

my post frequency on this god damned app is probably a better indicator of my cycle that any period tracker app could dream of. humiliating. when you see me spam yearning posts please send virtual ibuprofen alongside ur likes </3

Do you think . this happens sometimes

that little breathless whimper after a good 30 seconds straight of huffing ur pits. the choked moaning cause they can’t stop breathing you in for long enough to actually voice how fucking good u smell. the hazy unsteady look in their eyes as they try and refocus on you after sitting back up. yeahhhh

some more xaria . teehee #freakoutside

“this all I got” *shows the most exquisite, slappable monty ass the worlds ever seen*

listening to tummy/heart noises while I write nestor/rafta and. i totally understand her. ii freaking get it dude id live inside someone forever if I could 🤝🤝

closes my eyes. #freakoutside

j3anne here is pretty af ignore the chud some friends with benefits i think uhhhhh #freakoutside

#freakoutside forgot to post these inter assing

fat monty tits spilling out the top and sides of his ratty old binder. you get it.

the greedy beast,,,,,

#freakoutside very messy comic ive had in my mind. girl talk

The people have spoken~ #freakoutside This was a challenging angle but I really love how Sam's face turned out in this

girlcode is when u gotta root around in your roomies innards to check the recommended date on a replace-this-part-by sticker. yes being nearly naked is required, shes not getting monster slobber on her work clothes.

imagining being pinned under wrigglys weight🤤 getting groped by innumerable hands and damn near crushed under several hundred pounds of chubby slimy bug gut, while he desperately humps me like he’s gonna fucking EXPLODE if he doesn’t get it in me in the next ten seconds. but he can’t, hes too small

I have posted,, like 1.5k words of incoherent rambling onto here in the past week. if I used the time/energy on my actual projects I coulda updated one of my fics by now lmao. sorry to everyone following me. sorry for the hornyspam </3 it WILL continue.

fuck bsky for not letting me repost multiple times I want Her back at the top of my page. hiiiiii little strap hellen <3 <3 <3

hellen uses a small strap cause it lets her be more aggressive when she pounds you btw. every other part of her, everything else she does, she has to be SO conscious of how much force she’s putting behind her every touch. she deserves to be able to turn her mind off a bit when she’s fucking you <3

morton’s social obliviousness + audrey being too polite even to her own discomfort = morton rummaging around underneath her casing trying to identify any actual machinery still left while audrey tries her best to hold still and not give away how erotic the whole experience is for her

yes audrey you can trust me to give you a foot massage I will not leave a single paw untouched

BIG on the “allowing herself to be taken care of” bit!!! I think half of xar’s brattiness is cause she struggles with the required vunerability to submit. it mixes very well with hellen’s super blunt, stubborn style of brat taming which is just “ur getting treated RIGHT tonight. you have no choice.”