It is kind of crazy that will smith actually slapped Chris rock at the Oscars

This album is so good it’s insane I am heavily reconsidering many of my preexisting ideas about prog rock

I really like this song that’s the blueskeet it’s so good

Why would I go to therapy if listening to Beach Life-in-Death only takes 13 minutes

I need a job

I caught a golden manta ray in webfishing my day could not be going better

went to the kamala rally

I often think of the monkey buccaneer... What a lovely life he likely leads

I really want to play pico park but it is so hard to get 10 people together to play one game at one time that they also need to buy

Bitch I’m playing Minecraft I’m crafting so many fun items and on top of that building lovely homes

Getting on Bluesky feels like I just started twitter new game +

Genie that can’t actually stop you from wishing for infinite wishes so he just gets really bummed out when you do

Replacing my car horn with a self destruct button so the next time I get cut off I can scar them for life

Throwing a smoke bomb on the ground but then not running away

Throwing a handful of coins in front of me when I leave the house so I can find coins on the ground while walking and guarantee a lucky day

Ripping the paper towel when grabbing it out of the dispenser is so embarrassing. Like I had one job and it was so easy but my hands were wet and now it’s fucked and I ruined everything

Look away from this app for 7 months. Finally check it again yesterday. Look today to see I randomly gained 32 followers in less than a day what is happening

Just tried marriage counseling. Turns out, NOT A COUNCIL. Just ONE GUY who keeps talking to my wife about my “toxic tendencies” or whatever

If ur white and use the white version of emojis instead of the normal yellow ones you gotta be racist probably idk

Putting a memetwt MF on Bluesky would be like prime Lebron playing in the 60s

How did they put Cudi Pharrell and Travis in the studio together and somehow come up with mid

Bluesky is my new drafts because this is a fake social media to me like there’s no way people actually see what I post I’m sending these to the void

I’m worried about getting married because I need a best man at the wedding and there’s just no way I’ll find a man better than me

Shoutout to @hydah.bsky.social he’s real asf and also is the reason I’m on here he gave me the code just wanted to represent rqrq